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So, yesterday was Day 1 of the season and I woke to my first nightmare.

We were hosting the Bears and down 45-3 in the second quarter (fire Dom!). I don't know who their stupid quarterback was, but he had 8 quadrillion yards (seriously, if Dom is not on the side of the road with a sign already, WTF?!).  Suddenly it was 45-45 with 5 minutes to go in OT, because, you know, Aaron Rodgers, and then I woke up.

It's nice to know the stress and hypertension of the season follows me in my sleep as well.  I need to take it easy for a while, you know, because high blood pressure and what not.

Oh, that's right we're talkin' 'bout practice.  If Rodgers doesn't throw a 60-yarder through a tire on try one the season is over.

Last edited by NumberThree
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