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“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.” – Henry Youngman

 

“I was at this restaurant. The sign said ‘Breakfast Anytime.’ So I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.” – Steven Wright

Last edited by Blair Kiel
Brak posted:

Real place, seen during a pit stop in Jacksonville.

 

At work we use to order out for Chinese food and they would deliver it.  The person taking the order repeated everything we said.  So when we order Chicken Fried Rice, it sounded like Shickn Flied Lice.  It didn't take long for all of us to start talking like that. 

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