Watching the replay of the Broncos-Bears preseason game (I don't know why)...
Couldn't get a good photo, but has there ever been a more perfect name for a Bears' QB?
Great showing Bores
130 total yards of offense in your preseason opener
Losing Forte and Bennett is going to be a big deal for those guys. Who is going to make plays on offense??
Meh, I refuse to put too much weight on any preseason game, especially the first one. Jeffrey is good, and they have some decent pieces in Langford, maybe White. etc. Their offense will probably be about as good as Detroit's or Minnesota's, depending on how each team's o-line shakes out.
The Bears O line has been the real problem for years now.
Yeah, and Montgomery or Larsen being able to replace Grassu is a big question. Their right side should be fine with Long and Massie, and Whitehair was a second-rounder this year so I'd hope he can start at LG, but LT is probably still an issue as I don't think Leno is all that good.
Nicely done...I couldn't find anything like that, but that's what I was hoping to see!
It looks like they went to the same barber: Floyd's of Mayberry
Barney of Minocqua used to cut like that too.
Win a trip to Houston!!
Why doesn't he just say tickets are $10 each?? "Tickets are $2 each with a minimum order of 5 tickets." Really ?
Then just pick 6, Jay will understand.
Fedya posted:What if somebody wants to buy six tickets?
Yeah. You're right. I wasn't thinking. I was still working on my first cup of coffee. I should digest the info before typing. That disclaimer just struck me as odd.
Looks constipated.
He just wants to get every last turd in the helmet!
Good to know the artist assumes Packer fans use a squatty potty
What else do you do when you're tailgating and gotta go? Squatty-Pottie!
Sounds kinda surly, not very happy, there Mr. Happy
No black bean cub on menu Micah. But you A-OK in my book. Free egg roll!!!!
Now we can't feed the Bears? What is this world coming to?
Real place, seen during a pit stop in Jacksonville.
Takee Outee is good stuff. Even better when you keep repeating the name in a jackass accent while there.
I'm waiting for Blair Kiel to report on how it compares to Waffle House.
Keil only eats at less ethnic places, like Chipotle
Waffle House is African?
“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.” – Henry Youngman
“I was at this restaurant. The sign said ‘Breakfast Anytime.’ So I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.” – Steven Wright
Brak posted:Real place, seen during a pit stop in Jacksonville.
At work we use to order out for Chinese food and they would deliver it. The person taking the order repeated everything we said. So when we order Chicken Fried Rice, it sounded like Shickn Flied Lice. It didn't take long for all of us to start talking like that. 
