2017 Training Camp

Predictions for reports:

Day 1: Saw Dom's stupid face. He can't even coordinate his toupee on correctly. 

Day 2: Dom's face still stupid. Defense just doing walkthrough and still sucks.

Day 3: Players lined up in the wrong direction because Dom's directions are too complex. 

Day 4: Dom's stupid face is taunting me, he can't get his mediocrity under control. 

Day 5: Last day I have to see Dom's stupid face. Clay's steps look slow and Randall's body language is off. 

Grave Digger posted:

Predictions for reports:

Day 1: Saw Dom's stupid face. He can't even coordinate his toupee on correctly. 

Day 2: Dom's face still stupid. Defense just doing walkthrough and still sucks.

Day 3: Players lined up in the wrong direction because Dom's directions are too complex. 

Day 4: Dom's stupid face is taunting me, he can't get his mediocrity under control. 

Day 5: Last day I have to see Dom's stupid face. Clay's steps look slow and Randall's body language is off. 

None of that matters. All I care about is whether Adams is gaining on Janis in the BFI category.

GBFanForLife posted:

Is McCarthy wearing Jorts this year?

If we are talking Jenny McCarthy that's fine with wearing jorts.  Mike McCarthy?  *reaches for bleach for eyes to try and erase mental image*

As for camp I am extremely excited as I am every year but this year more than any other?  Why you ask?  because since February we have heard next to nothing about the NFL but we had 5+ months of endless NBA and being bombarded with coverage of LaVar Ball's and his yellow teeth, and whatever drivel ESPN comes up with.

GBFanForLife posted:

http://www.wbay.com/content/ne...fore--436764463.html

The Packers tight end put on his Instagram story that he was sleeping on the floor of the locker room at St. Norbert College Tuesday night.

Bennett arrived too late to check-in to his dorm room. So, the locker room became his home away from home.

No ghosts?  He is with the wrong franchise.  The ghosts at Lambeau are so thick he'll have to brush them away from his face.

Grave Digger posted:

Predictions for reports:

Day 1: Saw Dom's stupid face. He can't even coordinate his toupee on correctly. 

Day 2: Dom's face still stupid. Defense just doing walkthrough and still sucks.

Day 3: Players lined up in the wrong direction because Dom's directions are too complex. 

Day 4: Dom's stupid face is taunting me, he can't get his mediocrity under control. 

Day 5: Last day I have to see Dom's stupid face. Clay's steps look slow and Randall's body language is off. 

You forgot the country club atmosphere.  I'm guessing there will be some pillow fights tonight.

YATittle posted:
Fedya posted:

You don't remember Lacy's weight being an issue?

Yeah, did you see the games? More than once he had only open field between him and the end zone and he couldn't make it, getting tackled by linebackers for God's sake!

To be fair, they weren't our LB's.

http://host.madison.com/wsj/sp...08-18e93bd54115.html

“We have full confidence,” he said. “The goal here has never changed. It’s been the same since Day One. You have to stack successes and you obviously have to get in the playoffs to get to the Super Bowl. ... In my younger years, I’d come in here and I’d answer those questions and the problem is I actually thought about them. Now, I don’t even think about it because it’s not what I think about. I thought about it (then) because I wanted to give you a good answer. Now, I just am comfortable with not giving you a good answer. That’s just the reality of it. And I’m not trying to be a smart ass. It’s just, I still focus on what we need to do.”

PackerPatrick posted:
michiganjoe posted:

Wow, if I am not mistaken that beats his average in school. Lets see what a pass rush does to that average. Also can he duplicate his ability in directional punting?

And the Florida boy needs to learn how to handle cold weather.

So, yesterday was Day 1 of the season and I woke to my first nightmare.

We were hosting the Bears and down 45-3 in the second quarter (fire Dom!). I don't know who their stupid quarterback was, but he had 8 quadrillion yards (seriously, if Dom is not on the side of the road with a sign already, WTF?!).  Suddenly it was 45-45 with 5 minutes to go in OT, because, you know, Aaron Rodgers, and then I woke up.

It's nice to know the stress and hypertension of the season follows me in my sleep as well.  I need to take it easy for a while, you know, because high blood pressure and what not.

Oh, that's right we're talkin' 'bout practice.  If Rodgers doesn't throw a 60-yarder through a tire on try one the season is over.

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