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(6/04/2014 11:41:00 AM) - Al

 

Not only do they eat you alive, they're HUGE!


Use deet, and reapply often. The Rambling wife could not spray her left arm because of her tennis elbow, and was bitten several times because of it.

 

I've run simulations, but I simply cannot replicate "can't apply to the other arm b/c of tennis elbow" phenomenon.  It is possible the rambling wife has broader shoulders than myself, making her arms much farther apart.  Or, equally plausible, she is a velociraptor.  But I will disregard those theories, based on this photo of al's wife. 

 

 

Maybe she only has one arm? Maybe she got tennis elbow from dishing up Mayo Shrimp, Maybe she's an early riser. 

 

I'm an educated man, but I'm afraid I can't speak intelligently about the DEET habits of Mamma Al. What I do know is that she was set to leave the base at 0600. Now, are these the questions I was really called here to answer? Phone calls and foot lockers? Please tell me that you have something more, Lieutenant. These two Marines are on trial for their lives. Please tell me their lawyer hasn't pinned their hopes to a phone bill....

 

Sorry, caught FGM last night. 

We need to redo this poll to include those communist socks.

 

(7/10/2014 07:38:00 PM) - Al 

 

I don't think people realize how little it takes to have a "tired arm" or whatever. Heck, I had to have the Rambling son help me put on my right sock this AM, as my back was bothering me. I was afraid I was going to be late to my weekly meeting. 

 

I never knew that getting dressed and sitting down were such dangerous activities.  Thankfully our brave patriotic friend is willing to serve as the canary in the coalmine.  I'm never wearing a belt or socks again, and don't even get me started on tall chairs.

Originally Posted by al:


(7/28/2014 08:21:00 PM) - Al

 

Things I have learned: People that post some sort of gif (that's a type of picture file for you tech illiterates) as a response are so ignorant, they think that is better than an infinite selection of words they could have chosen.
I'm not sure how they manage to get their computer on. 

There is evidence that the Packers read this site.  Complain about Hammies - the team has an epedemic.  So now we have back problems?  Imagine what would happen the team had a sudden out break of that?  By mid season, the Packers would be having the fans show up for open tryouts.  This needs to be 6 deep in password protected safety.  We all need to learn the leasson of Jim Lindeman.  What? don't recognize the name?  He might have been a house hold name if he had not reached down to tie his shoes one day.  His back went out and he wasn't the same since.  He was the reason the Cardinals traded OF Andy VanSylke (spell?) to Pittsburg.  He was a hitting machine until the injury.  He came back later to have a couple good years.  But nothing like he was.  I don't know about it threatening America, but it is a good bet that it is a threat to the Packers.  Thanks for highlighting this potentially devastating concern. 

Originally Posted by al:


(7/28/2014 08:21:00 PM) - Al

 

Things I have learned: People that post some sort of gif (that's a type of picture file for you tech illiterates) as a response are so ignorant, they think that is better than an infinite selection of words they could have chosen.
I'm not sure how they manage to get their computer on. 

(8/05/2014 02:46:00 PM) - Al

 

Two thoughts I had today:
1. When people on Facebook link to senior pictures of their daughters, do they know what we're thinking?
{It's not the outfit on the girl, it's the girl under the outfit.}
2. Thank goodness the Rambling son was not the Rambling daughter. This alone has kept me sane the past twelve years.

 

Originally Posted by El-Ka-Bong:

(8/05/2014 02:46:00 PM) - Al

 

Two thoughts I had today:
1. When people on Facebook link to senior pictures of their daughters, do they know what we're thinking?
{It's not the outfit on the girl, it's the girl under the outfit.}

Yeah, if it's a pubescent teenage boy, I could understand that.

If it's a 40-50 year old man, it's just creepy. Maybe Jerruh creepy, even.

 

I wonder how many of these pictures Al has forwarded to his friends; likely with accompanying comments?

High-backed chairs, belts, and now we can add couches to the list of threats to our freedom:

 

(9/23/2014 04:20:00 PM) - Al 

 

Yesterday, after picking up the Rambling son, I was on the computer, sitting on the sofa, and my side started to hurt. Last night, by the time I went to bed, it was killing me whenever I moved. I vaguely recall this happening before, and thinking it must be muscular, as it only hurts when I move.

I just looked back and found a Facebook conversation with my private nurse, who was the prettiest girl in high school (OK, maybe second prettiest, but no one tells a story like that), and I had this same thing in June of 2013. She told me what to look for to ensure it was not serious, and like she said it would, it went away in a week or so, with some Aleve killing the pain in the meantime.

 

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The guy is a medical marvel.  

 

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