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Halloween candies ranked:
1. Milky Way
2. Snickers
3. Butterfingers
4. Reeses Peanut Butter Cups
5. Kit Kats
6. Baby Ruth
7. Crunch Bar
8. Tootsie Pops
9. Twizzlers
10. Skittles
11. A pamphlet admonishing kids to just say no to drugs
12. Cepacol Cherry Sore Throat Lozenges
13. Those weirdo peanut butter/sugar wads in Black/Orange wax paper
14. Hard Candies of any kind
15. An apple filled with razors
16. Wax Lips
17. Getting hit by a car 
18. A small box of raisins 
19. Ebola
20. Fun Dip

The candy is pretty much covered.  My Halloween with a two-year-old consisted of not having anything to do with whatever costume I'm wearing but instead giving my wife a list of rules for whatever she decides:

 

1. Nothing that requires anything to be carried like a club or a bat.

2. Nothing that makes sitting difficult or impossible.

3. Nothing that makes peeing a challenge.

4. Nothing heavy.

5. Nothing I'll have to store anywhere only to never use it again.

 

We'll see how she does.  

My candy wishlist - perhaps more appropriately bucket list - as eating very much these days may cause me to kick the bucket:
1. Baby Ruth
2. Snickers
3. Butterfingers
4. Crunch Bar
5. Kit Kat bar
6. Hershey bars - with or without almonds
7. candy cigarettes
8. Tootsie Pops & tootsie rolls
9. Pop corn balls
10. wax bottles filled with juice
11. Twizzlers
12. Those weirdo peanut butter/sugar wads in Black/Orange wax paper
13. Butterscotch candy
14. Money

 

Ebola wasn't on my list when I was a kid. 

No good place to post this. 

 

Just watched A Football Life with Ricky Williams. Theme was redemption after 3 failed drug tests and walking away from football. Whatever. 

 

Ricky was a bong hitting quitter that pissed his career away. 

 

But I looked this up and it blew me away. Rickey ran for more yards than Earl Campbell. 

 

Crazy talent up in smoke. 

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