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Smokin' Jay's a pussy
Erin Andrews does CM3
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Erin is only 2 and one half sacks behind the Claymaker.
one could say she's 3 and a half behind Clay....
I've already polished off 3/4 of a Costco bag of candy. Screw it.
1. Snickers
2. Twix
3. Reeses
4. Milky Way
472. Almond Joy
815. Candy Corn (better known as Candle Corn) Candle Corn sucks.
Kit Kats have to be in the top 5, right? Heath? Salted Nut Roll?
Milkyway does not belong in the top 5.
Milkyway is a top 5. My Kit-Kat oversight was inexcusable. #4. The Crunch bar is also overlooked.
Red Alert issued in SoCal now that medical marijuana dispensaries offer "edibles"
Parents are warned to be vigilant and contact the authorities if their children display any unusual behavior after eating a pound of chocolate.
Paranoid people who think someone's going to watse perfectly good ganja on their idiotic offspring?
Originally Posted by ChilliJon:
815. Candy Corn (better known as Candle Corn) Candle Corn sucks.
Then 814. Necco Wafers. To quote Jon Oliver, 'otherwise known as coagulated dust'.
Originally Posted by Hungry5:
White Chocolate KitKat?
Not real chocolate.
Milky way Definitely belongs in the top 5...what are you? Communist? 
Krackel powns nestle crunch
I also submit to you Skor over Heath
And agree with el ka dumdum....only a dip**** would not have Kit Kat on the list
York also dream from heaven.
And in unrelated news 
try this bitch if you haven't yet
quote:Paranoid people who think someone's going to watse perfectly good ganja on their idiotic offspring?
It's one of those nonsense moral panics, like Jenkem or rainbow parties.
Halloween candies ranked:
1. Milky Way
2. Snickers
3. Butterfingers
4. Reeses Peanut Butter Cups
5. Kit Kats
6. Baby Ruth
7. Crunch Bar
8. Tootsie Pops
9. Twizzlers
10. Skittles
11. A pamphlet admonishing kids to just say no to drugs
12. Cepacol Cherry Sore Throat Lozenges
13. Those weirdo peanut butter/sugar wads in Black/Orange wax paper
14. Hard Candies of any kind
15. An apple filled with razors
16. Wax Lips
17. Getting hit by a car
18. A small box of raisins
19. Ebola
20. Fun Dip
#19 is a little low but otherwise looks good
Originally Posted by Boris:
#19 is a little low but otherwise looks good
My kids got wax bottles filled with juice this year, dad was pretty, pretty, pretty excited.
They also got candy cigarettes. Marked that house down as an every year stop. One old guy gave full size bags of Orville Redenbacher microwave popcorn. He wins.
The candy is pretty much covered. My Halloween with a two-year-old consisted of not having anything to do with whatever costume I'm wearing but instead giving my wife a list of rules for whatever she decides:
1. Nothing that requires anything to be carried like a club or a bat.
2. Nothing that makes sitting difficult or impossible.
3. Nothing that makes peeing a challenge.
4. Nothing heavy.
5. Nothing I'll have to store anywhere only to never use it again.
We'll see how she does.
Done
Nope. Sitting and peeing both = a challenge in that thing. I've tried that outfit just as an outfit - not efficient. Flattering? Of course, but that's it. I'm a function over form guy.
Originally Posted by Herschel:
Originally Posted by Hungry5:
White Chocolate KitKat?
Not real chocolate.
That's racist.
This would be enough to scare me. Survival just went to the top of my priority list.
The best part is all the empty seats in the background!
No good place to post this.
Just watched A Football Life with Ricky Williams. Theme was redemption after 3 failed drug tests and walking away from football. Whatever.
Ricky was a bong hitting quitter that pissed his career away.
But I looked this up and it blew me away. Rickey ran for more yards than Earl Campbell.
Crazy talent up in smoke.
people should give cheetos at Halloween
Kids just came to my door and said someone gave them recipe cards for green smoothies. There is a house full of sanctimonious ****s nearby.
Mike Ditka football life on now. 1885 was a perfect confluence of coaches, players, and blood pressure.
Harbaugh snuffed out Ditkas spirit. Those two were gas and oil and an open flame. Never underestimate Harbaughs ability to piss everyone off. He's a monumental dick.
Here's the thing I love about Ditka....He has been around since 1885
Yeah, that's a 2 dump sack special.
Hell, I would just go drop trow and take a **** on their gazebo. But that's me.
Originally Posted by Iowacheese:
Here's the thing I love about Ditka....He has been around since 1885
Bears fans need a new year to beat to death.
quote:Kids just came to my door and said someone gave them recipe cards for green smoothies. There is a house full of sanctimonious ****s nearby.
I hope you told them to TP that house?
Thankfully since I live in the middle of nowhere I didn't have to deal with a bunch of brats looking for Halloween candy.
