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Originally Posted by ChilliJon:
Originally Posted by Goalline:

Are you kidding me? Apparently he is missing fingers. Can't play DE with one hand.

No hands to the face, illegal use of hands, defensive holding, horse collar, face mask. Not all bad knowing those are never getting called. 

Have seen the NFL refs at work? 

 

Antooo, Lott was a good safety, but only marginally good at DE.

@AroundTheNFL: Giants withdraw $60M long-term offer to Jason Pierre-Paul following fireworks incident, per @RapSheet
http://t.co/P227VzWvPi

 

@KimJonesSports: Good stuff from @Rapsheetâ€Ķ$30 million, or so, of NYG offer would have been guaranteed. Tag is $14.8M. 

 

@RapSheet: The #Giants pulling their long-term offer may not alter the JPP outcome. He wasn’t going to accept it anyway. 

Last edited by ilcuqui

I don't believe anyone is beating David Hubal in the Mensa category. David found himself drunk and on a ski hill in Mammoth CA. And dammit David needed something to sled on. So he removed a padded barrier from a lift pole. Wandered up the hill, and started down the hill on the padded barrier at a high rate of speed. 

 

Directly into a lift pole that was missing it's padded barrier. Head first. Ballgame. 

Last edited by ChilliJon
Originally Posted by ChilliJon:

I don't believe anyone is beating David Hubal in the Mensa category. David found himself drunk and on a ski hill in Mammoth CA. And dammit David needed something to sled on. So he removed a padded barrier from a lift pole. Wandered up the hill, and started down the hill on the padded barrier at a high rate of speed. 

 

Directly into a lift pole that was missing it's padded barrier. Head first. Ballgame. 

Why do I see a trial lawyer suing the ski hill owners for negligence for not having padding on the barrier?

J P P  was smarter than this guy:

 

A Texas man died this week after lighting a firework on his chest while partying with friends, police say.

Justin Bartek, 30, was a postal worker in Columbus, Texas. Columbus County Sheriff's officials told KPRC that Bartek and some friends were shooting off fireworksaround 1:30 a.m. Tuesday at the Dollar Hole, a popular fishing spot on the Colorado River.

Witnesses told investigators that Bartek ignited a tube-type firework called the Medieval Knight on his chest and then suffered critical injuries, according to KTRK. He died shortly afterward at Columbus Community Hospital.

 

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/...chest_n_7752034.html

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