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Any reviews on Papa John's pizza that don't simply state, "low-grade dog food" should immediately be printed on used toilet paper so those who wrote them can be forced to eat said reviews.  Papa John's should be illegal, it's so bad.  I'd rather drink a 6-pack of Budweiser than eat one piece of that crap.  

 

Obviously a nice gesture, and I'm guessing  is quite conflicted between his leg humping of Wisconsin and his lapping up of anyone who says or does anything nice for the po-po.

 

Lotta internal conflicts around here this week.

 

Good thing I stick to low-info news sources.

Last edited by JJSD
Originally Posted by YooperPackfan:
The only thing that needs to be put on pizza is cheese, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and onions

Pepperoni is white trash/ghetto toppings, perfect for Little Ceasars clientele. Ground Dingo's sphincter is not a quality choice. Pepperoni isn't even a real word in Italian.

Last edited by Herschel
Originally Posted by Herschel:
Originally Posted by YooperPackfan:
The only thing that needs to be put on pizza is cheese, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and onions

Pepperoni is white trash/ghetto toppings, perfect for Little Ceasars clientele. Ground Dingo's sphincter is not a quality choice. Pepperoni isn't even a real word in Italian.

Pepperoni is a corruption of an Italian word for bell peppers. If you're in in Southern Italy or Sicily and you want a topping that is actually very similar to what we know as "pepperoni", you ask for a spicy salami.

Last edited by Pack-Man
Originally Posted by GBFanForLife:

Peyton Manning owns Papa Johns Franchises. Peyton Manning plays football in Colorado. Marijuana is legal in Colorado. Smert Man.

So true, because rocky mountain state stoners never bought pizza before weed legalization. If Manning was really smert he'd be investing in the dispensaries not some crap ass pizza chain. Goodell would probably suspend him if he did.

Last edited by section19

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