Prove to Me You Love Drinking

 Someone told me once that drinking alcohol reduces your ability to think rationally.  Like Hemry said have you ever been on Funyuns or Yoohoo?

Eleventy beers last night didn't stop me from having eleventy- one tonight

Looking forward to trying something completely different tonight.  Even if it does come from (gulp) Chicago.

Praying for you all

Thanks Rusty. Make mine a good one please. Had to do an emergency bladder extraction on the boxed wine last night. 

Dear Penthouse Forums,

I never thought that this would happen to me, but one day while I was reading out on my deck...

Also.  I love drinking.

5L barrel for aging currently has Homemade Rye in it 18 months in at this point.
1L barrel for aging currently has Homemade Bitters in it.
Home Carbonation Rig (BTW, if anyone is thinking about a soda stream, DON'T!  do this)
Homemade Strawberry Infused Tequila (3)
Homemade Barrel Aged Boulevardier Cocktail (2)
Homemade Fig and Cinnamon Shrub
Homemade Brandied Cherries (3)

Homemade Cinnamon Simple Syrup
St George Absinthe Verte

Peychauds Bitters 
Rothman & Winter Crème de Violette
Rothman & Winter  Orchard Apricot
Campari
Aperol
St Elizabeth All Spice Dram

Four Roses Single Barrel Bourbon
Absolute 100 proof Vodka
Rittenhouse Rye
Benedictine
Green Chartruese
Yellow Chartruese
New Deal Hot Monkey Vodka
Pierre Ferrand Orange Curacao
Cointreau
Fernet Branca
Disarono Amaretto
Big Bottom Pear Brandy
Homemade Crème De Menthe
Averna
Cazadores Reposado Tequila
El Tesero Platinum Tequila
Homemade Amer Pcion
Novo Fogo Silver Cachaca
Big Bottom Navy Strength Gin
Beefeater 24 Gin
Beefeater Gin

G Sake
Fee Brothers Orange Bitters
Fee Brothers Old Fashion Aromatic Bitters
Fee Brothers Aztec Chocolate Bitters
Dr. Adam Elmegirab's Bokers Bitters
The Bitter Housewife Grapefruit Bitters
Rose Water
Orange Blossom Water
Luxardo Maraschino Liqueur
Rittenhouse Rye
Pierre Ferrand 1840 Cognac
Liard's 100 Proof Apple Brandy
New Deal Ginger Liqueur
Lucid Absinthe

Cruzan Black Strap Rum
Cruzan 5 year Aged Rum
Cana Brava White Rum
Smith and Cross Jamaican Rum
Wray and Nephew Overproof White Rum
Hamilton 151 Proof Demerera Rum
Homemade Pineapple Rum
Plantation Stiggins Fancy Rum (2)
Van Oosten Batavia Arrack
Ilegal Reposado Mezcal
Del Maguey Vida Mezcal
Homemade Barrel Aged El Presidente Cocktail
Homemade Crème De Mure (blackberry liqueur)
Everclear 190 Proof (for making infusions)

Not pictured

~450 bottles of wine in storage facility...

Homemade Falernum

Carpano Antica Formula Vermouth
Lillet Blanc
Ramazzotti
Punt e Mes
Coccchi Americano
Cardamaro
Talisker Storm Scotch
Oban 14 year Scotch
Laphroiag 10 year Scotch
Redbreast 12 Irish Whiskey
Hine VSOP Cognac

Oban 14. Love it. 

I've been in bars with less stock

I cannot stress enough about the carbonation rig though.

We were given a Sodastream for xmas 2013.  That thing would have to be replaced at $15 a pop like literally every other week just doing the 1L bottles, and hell, a 1L bottle is pretty much empty after one glass of it...

The rig instructions are here or here.  That 5 gallon tank I've had since first week of May.  And the "fill" has gone from 60 to 55.  I'm doing 2L bottles almost every day.  That 5 gallon tank when I need to replace it (in 2018?) will cost $12.   

Almost as important, I can carbonate anything.  Can carbonate dead soda, water, cocktails, wine, anything.   Yesterday I made a couple of 2L bottles of French 75 cocktails for a get together with friends. 

The initial outlay is about the same price as the higher end Sodastreams, and the costs to keep carbonating anything are drastically cheaper.  

I made my own creme de menth once by soaking mint (peppermint and chocolate mint) leaves in vodka and simple syrup for a few months.  

Made nice grasshoppers.  

Party at CAPF95's house!

Because he "likes" everyone. 

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015...every-day-for-years/

Fenton told ABC in an interview for her 105th birthday that she enjoyed three Miller High Life’s and a shot of Johnnie Walker Blue Label scotch every day for nearly 70 years.

based on that example I should live to be about 330....?  that's too long, I'm gonna hafta take up smoking.

I'm going to say those totals were much higher.

Not sure I would want to live that long if I had to drink Miller High Life every day or my life. 

She washed it down with Johnnie Walker Blue

Nice video you posted there Brak

I can do it from a PC or a laptop, not a mobile device.  Thanks Jerk-Ka-Bong.

Miller Long Life?

I'd much prefer it being referred to as "going all Caitlyn on each other."

This outfit went all Jenner when Cait won Miss X4. Let's stay on topic. Like that damn beautiful bar. 

I thought I loved drinking until I saw CAPackFan's setup.  That is awesome!

I'm going to check out that carbonation rig.  Thanks for that.

No kidding.

That's an incredible collection of concoctions, an honorable homage to inebriation

We do a "cocktail lab" night once a month with some friends in the hood.  One of them is a cocktail historian, wrote a couple books on it.  I couldn't even tell you what he puts in that shaker.  James Teitelbaum 

My bar is fully stocked with the highest-quality libations.

I don't understand all that colored stuff.

Where I do all my fine wine research.

I had to drink a 12 pack this morning so I could function in my own mind.

Dude.

Those are brands preferred by African-Americans, you dirty racist.

Me too.  Your mind is ****ed up.

You can trade a 12 pack for all of this on craigslist