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Look. The rival I believe we should all hate competitively above everyone else has been, is now, and always should be the bears. I don't care if they go 0-16 for 12 straight years, they still are THE rival.  In the words of John Kreese "Mercy is for the weak. Here, in the streets, in competition. A man confronts you, he is the enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy."

HOWEVA...

The team I loathe? The team that absolutely makes my skin crawl? That I have zero respect for? Whose players I hate? Whose fans are monsters? 

Eat shiit.  EFF Jerruh EFF the cowboys

Today, it's Cowboy Day on Why Your Team Sucks. My favorite of the series. 

Because I enjoyed it so, and because it highlighted last year's playoff game, here's Aaron Rodgers grabbing the heart out of Jerruh and all Cowboy fans, spitting on it, throwing it on the ground, and stomping it in to a puddle of goo.

(And bailing out Dom Capers in the playoffs once again, but I digress)

And, I never advocate supporting this human trash, but I think just this once, I can encourage watching this. Just take it in and think about it like listening to OB and Buffone after a Packer win over the Bears.

And, yeah, this may be an act on his part. If it's not? Holy crap drink in the tears of Skippy as he complains about penalties, and Mason Crosby, and Rodgers. Watch as he self immolates live on TV. DRINK. IT. IN. And, if it's an act? I mean, doesn't that make it even more entertaining in a way? That he's reduced to shilling this horribly for money. That he assumes Cowboy fans are so stupid that they need to be told it was all a conspiracy?  Either way, just this once, I approve this message.

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The schit storm of monkey poop flinging between Elliot and Roger and inevitably Jerruh will be Epic to sit and watch. It won't end well no matter what. Either dick head Rog will have egg on his face, yet again, Jerruh will join Kraft and light his own torch in hating Rog, or Elliot's suspension is upheld and in the meantime it's a yuuuge distraction for the whole team.

catts posted:

You all are GREEN with envy because my Cowboys are 'America's Team' and are worth 4.2 billion dollars, the most of any franchise in the world. They are #1 in merchandise sales and Jerry is in the HOF.   

 There's a rider in the official NFL rule book: when you go two decades without even making it to the NFC Championship Game, you forfeit the title "America Team". 

I have to live here. Every day, I open the Sports section of the Dallas Morning News, and I'm confronted with the sycophant sports writers fellating Jerry Jones and his bunch of street thugs. Ezekiel Elliot the woman beater gives me just another reason to hate them.

It's weird. Growing up, the Cowboys were my second favorite team. I loved watching Tom Landry, the quiet, classy, calming presence on the sideline. I loved Roger Staubach. 

Then, I moved from Waukesha to the DFW area, a few months after Liver Spots bought the franchise, and Tom Landry had to find out he was fired from the tv news. You don't do that to a legend. Since then, their white trash owner has plastered a silver star on anything that would make him money, and invited every criminal in the NFL to come play with them.

F#%& the Cowboys! I like some of the players, but I'll never root for the franchise again. 

And so, this crap gets trotted out again.  And again you must be smacked down.

Let's start at 1960 shall we?   Not 1966 or 1968 because it favors the star.  From 1960-1965 both teams could have won the league championship, right?  Since 1960 the packers have appeared in nine championship games (1960, 1961, 1962, 1965, 1966, 1967, 1996, 1997 and 2010) winning seven (1961, 1962, 1965, 1966, 1967, 1996 and 2010).  We're done here.  AGAIN.

Cavetoad posted:

So Catts.  I take it you are so unliked globally that you have no cowboy forum to hang out in?

Why bother to come here, or is it to just hope to hold your insecurities firm?

Because you started a Cowboy's thread and it lured me in like a can of Friskies. Why did you start a Cowboy's thread on a Packer's site????

AZPackerBacker posted:

And so, this crap gets trotted out again.  And again you must be smacked down.

Let's start at 1960 shall we?   Not 1966 or 1968 because it favors the star.  From 1960-1965 both teams could have won the league championship, right?  Since 1960 the packers have appeared in nine championship games (1960, 1961, 1962, 1965, 1966, 1967, 1996, 1997 and 2010) winning seven (1961, 1962, 1965, 1966, 1967, 1996 and 2010).  We're done here.  AGAIN.

catts.

Reply to that with something or just please....go away.

AZPACK, I said in the Super Bowl era. A team that has been around since 1920 should have built up their franchise enough so that by the Super Bowl era you should have more than 4 Super Bowls. In 1960 The Cowboys were a new   franchise and were given the worst players from each team to get started.  It takes a new team a few years to build their franchise.

Soooooooooooo, Dallas 5 Super Bowls Packers 4.

catts posted:
Cavetoad posted:

So Catts.  I take it you are so unliked globally that you have no cowboy forum to hang out in?

Why bother to come here, or is it to just hope to hold your insecurities firm?

Because you started a Cowboy's thread and it lured me in like a can of Friskies. Why did you start a Cowboy's thread on a Packer's site????

Yet here she is on a Packer fan forum posting this while the Cowboys are playing the Giants.

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