From the comments section:
Michael:
I am the idiot who spent $250 on an opening day ticket so I can watch Rodgers personally fist **** every last one of our players as Cutler and his unvaccinated family sit on a mountain of money. I’ve basically paid to watch the team I love bukkake all over my childhood.
I suspect the comments are fake, since the spelling, grammar and level of wit seem well beyond the facility of the typical Bears fan.
But still it's funny 'cuz it's true.