If someone told me they knew of an adult over the age of 40 that found a hidden 8 year old box of unopened Booberry cereal in their pantry, ate it for the simple sake of seeing if it was still good 5 years after the "best by" date, then posted about it in a public forum...
Even if you were to lie it would be virtually impossible to portay another human being as a bigger loser than the Booberry story.