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(6/06/2013 05:24:00 PM) - Al

The Rambling wife, in all seriousness, suggests I go get a new tank of gas for the grill. She knows I have, at minimum, a pulled/torn muscle in my side that aches as I sit on the sofa.

Yes dear, nothing better for that than lifting and carrying heavy objects.

Surprised she didn't suggest I go out and lift some manhole covers over my head...just because.

By the way, apparently I have no medical professionals that want to give unpaid advice. I will admit, Aleve has done a fine job masking the pain today.


Stupid women. They don't realize that an undiagnosed injury that comes from sitting can only be healed by, you know, sitting.

I'm off to try to lower my cancer risk with a new treatment - smoking an entire carton of cigarettes in one sitting. I bet my stupid wife will ask me to run a marathon while I'm doing it.
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