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Reply to "Al on Sexism"

This flaming pile of stupidity is great because it encompasses so many things that Al is terrified of hates:

 

1. Overpriced commie grocery stores

2. Overpriced lotions that only pussies and old dogs use

3. Women

4. Women who have some intelligence

5. Skinny people

6. College-aged (dash included even though Al hates the dash) women

7. Whores and generally seductive temptresses

8. College

 

That'll teach him to venture to any place other than Wal-Mart.  

 

Just take a few minutes to appreciate the life coach's latest societal post for all of its derp:

 

(8/16/2013 03:51:00 PM) - Al 

 

I stopped in at the Evil Empire yesterday, and had to pick up some 100% aloe vera gel for the Rambling dog's "hot spots," and various minor skin ailments common to the older cocker spaniel. Looking for 100% aloe on an entire side of an aisle of lotions, creams, ointments, emollients, and moisturizers is, at best, a needle in a haystack moment.

What made it worse, you ask? The fact is, I was alone in the aisle, except for every minute or so, a woman about my age and her college aged daughter would come in and discuss the pros and cons of skin care products. At some point, as I gazed unendingly for that elusive one product, the same thing would happen...eventually, they would walk in front of me, and the old broad mom would glance quickly at me and mutter a quick "scuse me," while the daughter, wearing the uniform of her age group, a tank top and short shorts, would prove to be unable to "shut it off" even when talking to an old fat guy like myself, would shoot me a seductive glance and whisper, "Pardon me," (emphasis on me) while shooting me a smile as if I was half my age with $20's hanging out of my pants pockets. 

Despite looking for a green gel, I finally ran across it, as this brand was clear. I left with my soothing pooch skin coolant and the knowledge that if you send your son away to college, he doesn't stand a chance.

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