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Gsands posted:
Fedya posted:

Oldie but goodie:

Man is arrested on suspicion of driving a SNOWMOBILE drunk after police saw him weaving across the road

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A 55-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of driving a snowmobile drunk after he went out to buy cigarettes.

John Grassl, of Marathon County in Wisconsin, was spotted on his snowmobile weaving along the street.

A police cruiser followed Grassl as he mounted the kerb in his snowmobile.

He told police he had been watching the Green Bay Packers and started drinking.

Following the game, he jumped on his snowmobile to drive to the gas station to buy cigarettes.

Hey! We do what we gotta do around here.

I know I kept waiting for the punch line.

You read it and you go, “Yeah? And?” 

Not buying the “weaving” part either.  Fishtailing maybe.

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