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Reply to "It's Raiders Week"

October 22, 2019

To:  Brian Gutenkuntstisonsenson

From: Chicken Little

Darling Facist Bully Boy:

I simply must protest the absence of starting caliber wide receivers on this roster.  It's clear to me you are a complete dufus and you know nothing about wide receiver talent, as evidenced by our 0-3 record since Adams has been out with injury.  Obviously, if they were undrafted, they must suck.  Don't you realize this?  Try to do better.

And for the love of Jesus, get us some realistic wide receiver acquisitions now.  I am running out of Depends.

Love, Neil.

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