Satori posted:Chongo posted:Please, feel free to mock...
Your mother dresses you funny
Your grandma sews socks that smell
You need 3 tries to plug a USB in correctly
You always come to a complete stop at stop signs
Your dentist is the 1 out of 5 that doesn't recommend Dentyne
You're so ugly, you'd be better off shaving your ass and walking backwards
Your sister smokes corn silk.
Your mother wears army boots.
Goin' old school.