ChilliJon posted:Goalline posted:Henry posted:Satori posted:Chongo posted:Please, feel free to mock...
Your mother dresses you funny
Your grandma sews socks that smell
You need 3 tries to plug a USB in correctly
You always come to a complete stop at stop signs
Your dentist is the 1 out of 5 that doesn't recommend Dentyne
You're so ugly, you'd be better off shaving your ass and walking backwardsYour sister smokes corn silk.
Your mother wears army boots.Goin' old school.
Well, your father is Dick Pound.
Saw Dick Pound trending today. Craziest name ever.
Dick Trickle (RIP) Hold my St Pauli. Girl.
Richard Cheese objects.