@Blair Kiel posted:
There could be a lot Wong with that if it's in China.
Wait....was that appropriate?
Mr. and Mrs. Wong were anxiously awaiting the arrival of their first child. A mixup in the nursery had the nurse bring them the newborn from Mr. and Mrs. Johnson.
The distraught father yells at the nurse "THIS IS NOT MY BABY!!! Look at him! Two Wongs don't make a white!"