I believe I'm cleared for takeoff....
The Vikings suck. They've always sucked. They found a way to suck when they were really talented. It's a mythical gift. Almost magical. They suck when everything tells common sense it shouldn't be happening. It's like an echo in a steep and deep canyon. You keep hearing suck and then after a while it fades away but you convince yourself you still hear it because they've always sucked. It's ingrained. Then they do something in present time to remind you weren't wrong. They suck! They really do suck!
I don't like the Vikings. I don't like their fans. I don't like anything about that franchise. I love the fact they hate the Packers. Another Lombardi or two while they figure out a way to finance what could have been a third times a charm return to Midwestern roots but instead a we think we're a big deal look at us geo-graphic glass prism house is fine with me.
The Vikings Suck!