2018 NFL DRAFT Viewing Thread

I'm camping out here now to get a good seat for tomorrow.  

Just did this FanSpeak mock with the CBS mock. I'm pleased:

The idea that teams at the top of the Draft are still weighing different players is quaint. These guys have known the player they want for weeks/months.

— Andrew Brandt (@AndrewBrandt) April 26, 2018

Is there going to be a beer tent, or is this thread open carry?

Jumbotron in play? I can't see the draft from here! 

Rusty posted:

Good evening ladies,

 

Against the advice of my lawyers and therapists, I am once again operating all NFL Draft viewing operations for Timesfour. 

Here are simple rules I came up with to make sure that we all have a great time!

1. Please be nice to me.
2. Do not own me.
3. If your birthday falls on draft weekend, you have to change it to the weekend after next.
4. Any mention of Capers of any kind or context will result in an electric shock to the balls. No question asked. No exceptions.
5. The NFL is continuing to ruin a niche event by trying to add all sorts of distracting side shows and gimmicks to make it more appealing to the "mainstream" viewer. These changes are purely cosmetic and superficial gimmicks that don't solve any of the league's real problems, which when you think about is pretty much how I run my life except I don't have Robert Kraft using me as a puppet or a bunch of concussed steroid addicts trying to sue me lol.

Well played

Thanks Rusty.

I hate giving Barstoll any kind of credit but...

Capers

Anybody know who McGinn or the dude from Dallas projects coming to GB in R1?

Do I have permission/orders to delete any posts by the troublemakers in purple?  If so, will anyone help me? Don’t know how much I will be available tonight.

Brainwashed Boris posted:

Rusty posted:

Good evening ladies,

 

Against the advice of my lawyers and therapists, I am once again operating all NFL Draft viewing operations for Timesfour. 

Here are simple rules I came up with to make sure that we all have a great time!

1. Please be nice to me.
2. Do not own me.
3. If your birthday falls on draft weekend, you have to change it to the weekend after next.
4. Any mention of Capers of any kind or context will result in an electric shock to the balls. No question asked. No exceptions.
5. The NFL is continuing to ruin a niche event by trying to add all sorts of distracting side shows and gimmicks to make it more appealing to the "mainstream" viewer. These changes are purely cosmetic and superficial gimmicks that don't solve any of the league's real problems, which when you think about is pretty much how I run my life except I don't have Robert Kraft using me as a puppet or a bunch of concussed steroid addicts trying to sue me lol.

Well played

Thanks Rusty.

Rusty is a ginger dink who loves The Wizard.  Did I cover them all?

Dom Capers

I chose Pakrz balls for the electroshock  

Mayock says Louisville CB Jaire Alexander. Would be an interesting pick. Kind of short, but to me he's 1a and 1b with Denzel Ward in terms of man coverage ability and challenging receivers. Reminds me A LOT of Tramon. 

Seems kinda high for Jaire.

Assuming they could find a trade partner (Patriots) you could trade down & get him.

Daniel Jeremiah also saying Jaire Alexander WITH Tremaine Edumnds still on the board. That would be surprising.

justanotherpackerfan posted:

Do I have permission/orders to delete any posts by the troublemakers in purple?  If so, will anyone help me? Don’t know how much I will be available tonight.

Redact is the newest shiny word.

El-Ka-Bong posted:

I chose Pakrz balls for the electroshock  

I'm a seasoned veteran.  You'll have to up the ante. 

Grave Digger posted:

Daniel Jeremiah also saying Jaire Alexander WITH Tremaine Edumnds still on the board. That would be surprising.

I like Jeremiah. But explain to me how Edmunds drops that far and then why Gute passes.