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(3/05/2013 10:00:00 AM) - Al


It's been twenty years since Jimmy V gave his famous speech at the ESPY's. I think of it all the time when people are hanging up on me and slamming the door in my face.

Winners do what losers don't like doing.


moved.to.tears

I'm going to go clean the bathrooms now.
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(3/18/2013 03:22:00 PM) - Al


Taking joy in others' vacations.

I wish I could take joy in all the vacation photos people post on Facebook. Or the pictures of their drinks. Or them complaining they are at their vacation compound and the water is too cold, or that the breeze is too cool.

Or, just anything.


I'm more that a little worried about al

Who's your Daddy comes to duckens? Chucks? This is science gone astray

Scientists at the organization that brought us Dolly the sheep, the first cloned animal, have produced a genetically modified chicken fathered by a duck and birthed by a hen. No word on whether it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, but the researchers say it raises hope that hens could be used to produce different species, like songbirds and eagles — even extinct or endangered birds. "We could propagate endangered species or potentially bring back an extinct one if we had the right genetic material," the National Avian Research Facility's Mike McGrew told a British newspaper. Exciting or chilling?


http://now.msn.com/extinct-bir...-to-new-breakthrough

What's next? Sheats? Horkeys? Eleraffes?
Al will never give up in trying to convince people that exercise is for freaking idiots.

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(5/26/2013 04:44:00 PM) - Al

Nice time for a Memorial Day weekend nap.

Imagine, some poor saps are out there hiking, camping, and being active.

Saps.
I wonder if al sees the camping group as the same people as the beer and wine drinkers, cause he really seems to dislike that segment of the population.

Now, if you went to see Fast and Furious 9, he'll never say anything bad about you because you are a patriot.

I'm still learning my way around these new-fangled buttons.  Here's the Al derp I accidentally deleted.

 

(7/16/2013 10:00:00 AM) - Al 

 

The only VCR we own is in my exercise room (shudder).

(9/10/2013 05:44:00 PM) - Al

 

I just noticed that many high school games and practices were canceled in the past couple weeks due to the heat and humidity.
Really? Have they considered just taking some longer breaks? The Rambling son comes in all sweaty from riding his bike and playing with the friends down the street, but after five minutes in the cool and a glass of water, he heads right back out.

 

Again, al has his pulse on how things work.  We just need air conditioned rooms for the football player to hang out in during more frequent breaks.  I'm sure the rambling son is matching the same level of physical activity, cause really, he is al's son.  I'm sure he is wearing pads as well. 

 

 

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