Bigger threats to America and the American way of life?

"Fatula"

 

 

I would go with Mississippi or Alabama.  Floriduh is chock full of stupid but too boney for Vampire Al.  They sweat gravy in Mississippi.

Boy, I hope that liquid doesn't screw up his nice couch.  

I'm not so sure that light allergy thing is all "sun" related. All that delicious, nutritious food at the Corral isn't staying warm on it's own. I'm betting there's a couple heat lamps looking for a stray left arm unfettered by dress shirts digging in for another round of Mayo Shrimp. 

This sounds like something the old media purposely neglected to tell Al. They don't want you staying at home eating boneless meat and lemon pie filling, they want you out there falling coeds at college campuses. Al has their number.

 

Today we salute you Al, defender of freedom and slayer of the old media!

Searched Google images for mayonnaise shrimp. 

I miss the days when the "Real Men of Genius" campaign was the "Real American Heroes" campaign.

(6/04/2014 11:41:00 AM) - Al

Not only do they eat you alive, they're HUGE!

Use deet, and reapply often. The Rambling wife could not spray her left arm because of her tennis elbow, and was bitten several times because of it.

 

I've run simulations, but I simply cannot replicate "can't apply to the other arm b/c of tennis elbow" phenomenon.  It is possible the rambling wife has broader shoulders than myself, making her arms much farther apart.  Or, equally plausible, she is a velociraptor.  But I will disregard those theories, based on this photo of al's wife. 

 

 

Maybe she only has one arm? Maybe she got tennis elbow from dishing up Mayo Shrimp, Maybe she's an early riser. 

 

I'm an educated man, but I'm afraid I can't speak intelligently about the DEET habits of Mamma Al. What I do know is that she was set to leave the base at 0600. Now, are these the questions I was really called here to answer? Phone calls and foot lockers? Please tell me that you have something more, Lieutenant. These two Marines are on trial for their lives. Please tell me their lawyer hasn't pinned their hopes to a phone bill....

 

Sorry, caught FGM last night. 

http://www.myfoxdfw.com/story/...tnesses-lack-of-help

 

thanks obama

****ed up story. Can only hope the **** stains that try and post their videos are openly destroyed. Disgusting stuff. 

We need to redo this poll to include those communist socks.

 

(7/10/2014 07:38:00 PM) - Al 

I don't think people realize how little it takes to have a "tired arm" or whatever. Heck, I had to have the Rambling son help me put on my right sock this AM, as my back was bothering me. I was afraid I was going to be late to my weekly meeting. 

 

I never knew that getting dressed and sitting down were such dangerous activities.  Thankfully our brave patriotic friend is willing to serve as the canary in the coalmine.  I'm never wearing a belt or socks again, and don't even get me started on tall chairs.

A small part of me feels sorry for that kid.

What is Al like 85 years old?   The guy is a walking medical claim and at this rate he'll be completely disabled by the time he's 50.

A small part of me feels sorry for that kid.

 

 

He'll never have any lunch money, so he has that going for him.  

Well, don't I look foolish. 

Thinking Al should considering more gifs when the majority of Al's Shakespearean like prose consists of "chocolate waterfall", "rash" and "man girdle".

 

OHH!  I'm a bad man!

 

There is evidence that the Packers read this site.  Complain about Hammies - the team has an epedemic.  So now we have back problems?  Imagine what would happen the team had a sudden out break of that?  By mid season, the Packers would be having the fans show up for open tryouts.  This needs to be 6 deep in password protected safety.  We all need to learn the leasson of Jim Lindeman.  What? don't recognize the name?  He might have been a house hold name if he had not reached down to tie his shoes one day.  His back went out and he wasn't the same since.  He was the reason the Cardinals traded OF Andy VanSylke (spell?) to Pittsburg.  He was a hitting machine until the injury.  He came back later to have a couple good years.  But nothing like he was.  I don't know about it threatening America, but it is a good bet that it is a threat to the Packers.  Thanks for highlighting this potentially devastating concern. 

You got a gif for that?

http://i.imgur.com/XfAn2j6.gif

Junk in the trunk!

(8/05/2014 02:46:00 PM) - Al

Two thoughts I had today:
1. When people on Facebook link to senior pictures of their daughters, do they know what we're thinking?
{It's not the outfit on the girl, it's the girl under the outfit.}
2. Thank goodness the Rambling son was not the Rambling daughter. This alone has kept me sane the past twelve years.

 

I need a link to this Al... It's been a long day and I need some entertainment. 

 

Yeah, if it's a pubescent teenage boy, I could understand that.

If it's a 40-50 year old man, it's just creepy. Maybe Jerruh creepy, even.

 

I wonder how many of these pictures Al has forwarded to his friends; likely with accompanying comments?