Blair’s Super Bowl Commercial Drinking Game AND GAME THREAD?

@Blair Kiel posted:

One drink of your choice each time:

- You wonder who the fuck thought spending $7 million on that stupid commercial was a good idea.

-For each woke social justice message imparted. Take an extra drink if it’s during a toilet paper commercial.

-For each family featured that is mixed race. Bonus 2  drinks for any non-binary family members.

-Each time NBC promotes an NBC program that you will never ever watch.

-One drink for each commercial that features  an old, straight  white man as the main actor….stay thirsty my friends!

-Down the entire bottle if Joe Rogan appears in an ad.

I’ll be keeping score. My over/under on drinks tonight is 89. Which way your betting?

Based on your rules anyone who plays will be passed out before the end of the game.  Mixed race family spots alone will leave you teetering on the edge.

That is hateful. I happen to be in a mixed race marriage…Mrs. Kiel is white and I’m an idiot.

I’ve always heard that, the idiot part. 😜

One sip each time you remember we beat both of these teams, and this should our day! Not sure I can even watch this year. Still pissed.😡

@Blair Kiel posted:

-For each woke social justice message imparted. Take an extra drink if it’s during a toilet paper commercial.

Black Cracks Matter?

I'm out!

Wanna use this as the game thread too?

I’ve basically already downed a bottle of a really noice Sau Blanc.  So Joe Rogan and his bloated N bomb dropping ass can get bent.  

Does that mean I need to switch to the brown?

@RochNyFan posted:

Based on your rules anyone who plays will be passed out before the end of the game.

78% chance that’ll be happening at my house regardless of whether or not I play.

@Tschmack posted:

I’ve basically already downed a bottle of a really noice Sau Blanc.  So Joe Rogan and his bloated N bomb dropping ass can get bent.  

Does that mean I need to switch to the brown?

White…then brown.

Very inclusive.

Wait. They intro the coin toss  off with a woke speech? It’s gonna be a long night.

@billbarnwell:  

- Move your team to Los Angeles
- Get a bunch of superstars
- Build a $5 billion stadium
- Get your team at home in the Super Bowl
- Have most of the fans in the stadium be rooting for the other team

Drink every time they sat Aaron Donald

Woke speech?  It is California

And before anyone gets pissy I spent 2 years in So Cal.

Fuck Aaron Donald

He’s not half the player Reggie White and LT were. Or Deion Sanders.  Or C Wood.  He’s basically a better version of Warren Sapp.  Whoop dee fucking do.

Didn’t T J W win defensive player of the year?

Kick the damn ball off fer cryn’ out loud.

Was that a hologram?

Great to see Dave Robinson during the pre-game.   

Nick Foles image lol

How does that taste Vikings

Can the Rock punch McVeigh in the face?

Go Bengals

I hope Stafford throws 5 picks

Bengals' defense looks good.

3 shitty ads to start.

Nice first drive Rams

Toyota sucks ass

What, you didn’t want to advertise your shitty 86 coupe?   Oh that’s right its an underpowered piece of shit

Passing out is our only hope

C’mon Bengals.

@Blair Kiel posted:

One drink of your choice each time:

- You wonder who the fuck thought spending $7 million on that stupid commercial was a good idea.

-For each woke social justice message imparted. Take an extra drink if it’s during a toilet paper commercial.

-For each family featured that is mixed race. Bonus 2  drinks for any non-binary family members.

-Each time NBC promotes an NBC program that you will never ever watch.

-One drink for each commercial that features  an old, straight  white man as the main actor….stay thirsty my friends!

-Down the entire bottle if Joe Rogan appears in an ad.

I’ll be keeping score. My over/under on drinks tonight is 89. Which way your betting?

Shit, I’m already drunk.

Lots of companies have wasted a lot of money so far.

Tim was kind of a dick, so…..

Chase toasts Ramsey.  Love it.

Evidently a white dick tho

When Tim wakes up, maybe his humorless  woke ass can ban Blair Kiel.

Do it.

@Blair Kiel posted:

Wanna use this as the game thread too?

Game? What game?

And we don't need no stinkin' receivers.

Beckham apparently chose wisely. I like Robert Woods a lot, but even without him the Rams receivers are very good. The Bengals corps is pretty danged good too.

@Timpranillo posted:

This is Timpranillo’s wife. He had a drink every time an aggrieved white guy complained because 100% of everything on the TV didn’t feature, cater to, or focus exclusively on white guys.

He died shortly before kickoff. We’ll miss him.

Tom will be missed

Bengals secondary not so good.

Rams: great punters, bad holders,

Tonight's show may rival.

I think Donald’s overrated.  IMO, KC is better.