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Eeeny meanie miny moe?
If you're over 50-----please do not finish.
Originally Posted by Blair Kiel:
Eeeny meanie miny moe?
If you're over 50-----please do not finish.
You don't have to be 50+. 
"Hey guys...."
"What Peyton?"
"In a couple weeks I'm playing Nebraska in the Orange Bowl. Anyone wanna' guess where Ahman Green was born?!?!?!?! C'mon doggone it, someone guess....please...."
"OMAHA!!!!!!!!!"
Originally Posted by Orlando Wolf:
Wonder if Peyton got snoop's autograph?
I wonder if Snoop introduced the word "spliff"to Peyton's vocabulary?
"So... when does this thing vibrate across the table? And where's the felt football?!"
"Hey Mr. Bruckheimer, I just found the cast for your remake of Three Men and a Little Lady."
Look out, Charles. You're about to be crushed by Peyton's head.
Originally Posted by Blair Kiel:
If you're over 50-----please do not finish.
thats what she said...
If you're over 50, you probably can't.
Originally Posted by Hungry5:
If you're over 50, you probably can't.
Enshrined.
Woodson: "Let it soak in melon head, you ain't getting my Heisman!"
Peyton: "I have a bad feeling I'm going to get robbed..."
Originally Posted by Shoeless Joe:
They call this move the cowboy...grab her boobs, tell her they feel like her sister's, and then try to hang on for 8 seconds.
that's pretty good maynard and 8 seconds is all Jerruh needs anyways
I heard that joke somewhere a long time ago...have always been waiting for the perfect opportunity to use it.
Originally Posted by Shoeless Joe:
Hard to top Maynard's, but ...
"GLORY HOLE!"
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