Football - like - substance game thread

You funny.

I've invited antiworst and Fedya to my suite at the Holiday Inn Brunswick GA for a whine and cheese viewing party.

Hey hey!  You're over compensating.  Kiel's only good for one punch line (and those are questionable). 

I was gonna go with "Crash of the Titans"

I know, weak.

Juxtaposition of the Jaguars?

Last place is a just position.

Some call it fourth....

Mé·nage à quatre

Bortles & Shame whine cooler thread? 

Heres the thing. Roger pushed like crazy for three prime time games every week. That's six teams you have to come up with every week. You can't keep trotting NE, Pitt,  Dallas, GB, Seattle, and Denver out there every week for night games. Get past those teams and who's really moving the ratings needle? 

In the end you're left with two bad teams in clown uni's trading punts. Its happening more and more so it's no wonder the ratings are down 20% for these games. 

Well done Roger!

None of that trash for me.

Hockey baby!!  

I'll always believe David Stern pushed Gary Bettman hard to get him the commish job knowing he'd set hockey back decades. He did. Hockey had a massive resurgence on ESPN for a long run. Gary killed that contract and put his product on a channel you have to work hard to find. Hard core hockey fans will always tune in. But Gary is truly horrible. Roger is giving Gary some run for incompetence. 

Becasue we're all tired of waiting on these two up and coming teams.

Actually, CalBuc has one of them as his bandwagon team right now, and is going to hop on the other team's bandwagon next.

Last place is a just position.

So is missionary.

Hockey had a massive resurgence on ESPN for a long run. Gary killed that contract and put his product on a channel you have to work hard to find.

I blame him more for the Marty Brodeur Memorial Trapezoid and the shootout.  (I turn off games before the shootout.)  The 29 boring teams were pissed that the best puck-handling goalie wasn't on an Original Six team.

Pikes Peak posted:

Some call it fourth....

Forthplay?  I don't know if that's erotic or just plain hilarious.

From 1995 to 1998 Colorado - Detroit was the biggest must see sports event imaginable. It was just epic talent, skill, hatred, rivalry stuff of legendary proportions. ESPN did a masterful job of building it and selling it. The ice was just littered with the best hockey players on the planet with just the right mix of goons that truly HATED each other. That was a great run. FU Gary!!!!

Delanie Walker all night long

...meanwhile back in Nashville.

The Divealanche vs. the Prima Donnas?

Boris posted:

Delanie Walker all night long

So we should have bet the under is what you're saying.

Ex-Packer the victim of a personal foul. 

What is the over tonight? 9.5? 

Are we watching a replay of Seattle vs. Arizona?

Omg. The jags color rush is called explosive diarrhea ? It's like a bad night of rail vodka +Taco Bell just spewed onto their jerseys. 

Do you have a problem with that, Boris? 

Those Jag unis are the ugliest I have ever seen.  It's like seeing 250 pounds of calf scours walking around.  

Hateful

It's Honey Mustard.

I watch 30-35 hours of football per week.

Jags making me watch the deaf high school game on The Deuce.

This game could well be Gus Bradley's last as head coach. 

They look awful. Again 

Phil Sims with his typical diarrhea of the mouth talking about Derick Henry potentially being a Defensive End at Alabama

The kid ran for 14,000 yards in a city just outside of Jax----he wasn't no defensive end.

These teams should be exempt from Thursday Night play for those u informs alone.

Packdog posted:

This game could well be Gus Bradley's last as head coach. 

They look awful. Again 

This half could well be ....

Shad Khan in attendance.

All the more convenient to send Gus home in a cab tonight.

Blair Kiel posted:

Hateful

It's Honey Mustard.

Sprinkled with baby shi*?

The Jags beat the Bears in Chicago.....

Get your head around that.

Gus Bradley is a fine man....the fact that three years in, his players are undisciplined and clueless...is on him.

Not even Trump could make the Jags great again.

Look at me.

Alone.

Disgusted.

Posting to myself.

Jalen Ramsay = nice talent but needs a coach to discipline him.

Well at least we have a few TD's to see. 

Yeeesh....this 1 is gettin' ugly FAST