Jesus ****... Please tell me you copied and pasted this from somewhere in the innerweb.
Just watched that Noah movie. Pretty pissed that it didn't show me shredding waves on my bitchin' surfboard THE WAY IT REALLY HAPPENED.
Two of every animal no matter how vile were welcomed onto the ark and all those animals are in the McNugget.
"Jesus H Christ - they can't even get my name right ferchrissakes..."
If one more person asks what the 'M' stands for it's gonna end up standing for Murder.
