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I've already polished off 3/4 of a Costco bag of candy. Screw it. 

 

1. Snickers

2. Twix

3. Reeses

4. Milky Way

472. Almond Joy

815. Candy Corn (better known as Candle Corn) Candle Corn sucks. 

 

 

Red Alert issued in SoCal now that medical marijuana dispensaries offer "edibles"

 

Parents are warned to be vigilant and contact the authorities if their children display any unusual behavior after eating a pound of chocolate.

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Paranoid people who think someone's going to watse perfectly good ganja on their idiotic offspring?
 
Originally Posted by ChilliJon:

815. Candy Corn (better known as Candle Corn) Candle Corn sucks. 

Then 814. Necco Wafers. To quote Jon Oliver, 'otherwise known as coagulated dust'.

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Krackel powns nestle crunch

 

I also submit to you Skor over Heath

 

And agree with el ka dumdum....only a dip**** would not have Kit Kat on the list

 

York also dream from heaven. 

 

And in unrelated news  try this bitch if you haven't yet

Halloween candies ranked:
1. Milky Way
2. Snickers
3. Butterfingers
4. Reeses Peanut Butter Cups
5. Kit Kats
6. Baby Ruth
7. Crunch Bar
8. Tootsie Pops
9. Twizzlers
10. Skittles
11. A pamphlet admonishing kids to just say no to drugs
12. Cepacol Cherry Sore Throat Lozenges
13. Those weirdo peanut butter/sugar wads in Black/Orange wax paper
14. Hard Candies of any kind
15. An apple filled with razors
16. Wax Lips
17. Getting hit by a car 
18. A small box of raisins 
19. Ebola
20. Fun Dip

My kids got wax bottles filled with juice this year, dad was pretty, pretty, pretty excited.  

 

 

They also got candy cigarettes.  Marked that house down as an every year stop.  One old guy gave full size bags of Orville Redenbacher microwave popcorn.  He wins.   

The candy is pretty much covered.  My Halloween with a two-year-old consisted of not having anything to do with whatever costume I'm wearing but instead giving my wife a list of rules for whatever she decides:

 

1. Nothing that requires anything to be carried like a club or a bat.

2. Nothing that makes sitting difficult or impossible.

3. Nothing that makes peeing a challenge.

4. Nothing heavy.

5. Nothing I'll have to store anywhere only to never use it again.

 

We'll see how she does.  

Nope.  Sitting and peeing both = a challenge in that thing.  I've tried that outfit just as an outfit - not efficient.  Flattering?  Of course, but that's it.  I'm a function over form guy.

My candy wishlist - perhaps more appropriately bucket list - as eating very much these days may cause me to kick the bucket:
1. Baby Ruth
2. Snickers
3. Butterfingers
4. Crunch Bar
5. Kit Kat bar
6. Hershey bars - with or without almonds
7. candy cigarettes
8. Tootsie Pops & tootsie rolls
9. Pop corn balls
10. wax bottles filled with juice
11. Twizzlers
12. Those weirdo peanut butter/sugar wads in Black/Orange wax paper
13. Butterscotch candy
14. Money

 

Ebola wasn't on my list when I was a kid. 

No good place to post this. 

 

Just watched A Football Life with Ricky Williams. Theme was redemption after 3 failed drug tests and walking away from football. Whatever. 

 

Ricky was a bong hitting quitter that pissed his career away. 

 

But I looked this up and it blew me away. Rickey ran for more yards than Earl Campbell. 

 

Crazy talent up in smoke. 

Mike Ditka football life on now. 1885 was a perfect confluence of coaches, players, and blood pressure. 

 

Harbaugh snuffed out Ditkas spirit. Those two were gas and oil and an open flame. Never underestimate Harbaughs ability to piss everyone off. He's a monumental dick. 

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Kids just came to my door and said someone gave them recipe cards for green smoothies. There is a house full of sanctimonious ****s nearby.

I hope you told them to TP that house?

Thankfully since I live in the middle of nowhere I didn't have to deal with a bunch of brats looking for Halloween candy.

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