quote:Originally posted by the-icon:
I am kinda half assing some of these
Trust us, you're full-assing them.
Trust us, you're full-assing them.
Trust us, you're full-assing them.
#4 I don't smoke
Why on Earth would people do something they know full well is going to have bad health effects and take numerous years off their life. Yes, nicotein is highly addictive but like anything else if you have willpower you can kick it pretty easy. I have read that the nicotein is out of the system in something like a few days and then after that its just mental cravings.
The disturbing thing is so many young people start smoking even though they have had it drilled in their heads their whole life how bad is is for them.
The second I see someone light up I pretty much lose all respect for them because I know they are weak and stupid.
Why on Earth would people do something they know full well is going to have bad health effects and take numerous years off their life. Yes, nicotein is highly addictive but like anything else if you have willpower you can kick it pretty easy. I have read that the nicotein is out of the system in something like a few days and then after that its just mental cravings.
The disturbing thing is so many young people start smoking even though they have had it drilled in their heads their whole life how bad is is for them.
The second I see someone light up I pretty much lose all respect for them because I know they are weak and stupid.
Wait.
Smoking is bad?
Smoking is bad?
How I picture Times4 members
Goaline - Rerun from Whats Happening
Henry - Chris Farley without the talent or money
JJSD - Napoleon Dynamite
TD - Clay Aiken
Goaline - Rerun from Whats Happening
Henry - Chris Farley without the talent or money
JJSD - Napoleon Dynamite
TD - Clay Aiken
hah! This is great fun. Just wait til I get goin' on ya icon. It's going to be a blast!
quote:Alcohol is a poison that has no real benefit other than a buzz which is just a bandaid to escape reality. People like me can have fun without it.
It is loaded with calories and kills brain cells. It also is usually a key player in most assaults, domestic violence, and rapes. As well as thousands of drunk driving deaths. Yet it is glamourized because huge liquor companies are making billions of dollars. Yet weed which has less negatives is demonized because it can't be monetized.
Then there is the people who cannot control their drinking and let themself get addicted. They then want to call it a disease as a crutch because they are lacking the willpower to stop. I can put an alcoholic in a padded room with no booze and other than some initial withdrawls will improve their health. Can't do that with someone with cancer.
After this unique profundity never heard anywhere else before, I would like all 10 in their completion right now.
Henry is dead?
Who would you rather hang around with?
1. Chris Farley (still alive, of course)
2. Napoleon Dynamite
3. Rerun
4. Clay Aiken (not much fun but plenty of poon around him)
5. This guy?
Not sure how I'd rank the first 4 but the 5th might as well be #500,000,000,000
1. Chris Farley (still alive, of course)
2. Napoleon Dynamite
3. Rerun
4. Clay Aiken (not much fun but plenty of poon around him)
5. This guy?
Not sure how I'd rank the first 4 but the 5th might as well be #500,000,000,000
Deep thought of the day:
People often debate what should be done with their remains after dying. I have come to this logical conclusion.
Being put in a coffin etc is just arrogance of man thinking they are cheating death as well as part of archaic rituals.
I observe nature and notice that energy is recycled. We are no different than a plant that dies, its just our arrogance that makes us think we are.
Therefore there is two legitimate ways to have remains disposed.
1. be put directly in the ground not in a coffin or any sort of bag or container.
2. be put in the ocean/lake not in a coffin or any sort of bag or container.
Cremation is ok as a last resort but might as well let the earth have the energy rather than putting ashes in some ghastly ern.
People often debate what should be done with their remains after dying. I have come to this logical conclusion.
Being put in a coffin etc is just arrogance of man thinking they are cheating death as well as part of archaic rituals.
I observe nature and notice that energy is recycled. We are no different than a plant that dies, its just our arrogance that makes us think we are.
Therefore there is two legitimate ways to have remains disposed.
1. be put directly in the ground not in a coffin or any sort of bag or container.
2. be put in the ocean/lake not in a coffin or any sort of bag or container.
Cremation is ok as a last resort but might as well let the earth have the energy rather than putting ashes in some ghastly ern.
I knew you were a pinko fag environmentalist.
quote:Originally posted by the-icon:
Henry - Chris Farley without the talent or money
Wrong. Bull from Night Court.
my favorite thing about Bull was the concrete sofa in his apartment
Glad you're not dead Hank
Glad you're not dead Hank
quote:Originally posted by the-icon:
Deep thought of the day:
People often debate what should be done with their remains after dying. I have come to this logical conclusion.
Being put in a coffin etc is just arrogance of man thinking they are cheating death as well as part of archaic rituals.
I observe nature and notice that energy is recycled. We are no different than a plant that dies, its just our arrogance that makes us think we are.
Therefore there is two legitimate ways to have remains disposed.
1. be put directly in the ground not in a coffin or any sort of bag or container.
2. be put in the ocean/lake not in a coffin or any sort of bag or container.
Cremation is ok as a last resort but might as well let the earth have the energy rather than putting ashes in some ghastly ern.
I believe all the pre-civilized, pre-bacteria peoples tried this and got cholera in the water, but maybe since it was you who thought of this, it just might work. f'ing moron.
icon should have never strayed from the formula, he went out on a limb and the ignorant just gushed out.
I may be drunk right now, *puffs cigarette, taps ash into ashtray perched on stomach* but I know that no meat goes into the compost pile because it is a terrible idea for wild animals, human health and safety. Sanitation must have been one of the classes icon skipped.
I should have set you up for "sex with crack ho's with "I haz ades" tatoo's without a condom is a bad idea" but I thought you would be able to come up with at least a couple original thoughts for your 10.
I may be drunk right now, *puffs cigarette, taps ash into ashtray perched on stomach* but I know that no meat goes into the compost pile because it is a terrible idea for wild animals, human health and safety. Sanitation must have been one of the classes icon skipped.
I should have set you up for "sex with crack ho's with "I haz ades" tatoo's without a condom is a bad idea" but I thought you would be able to come up with at least a couple original thoughts for your 10.
quote:Originally posted by the-icon:
Deep thought of the day:
People often debate what should be done with their remains after dying. I have come to this logical conclusion.
Being put in a coffin etc is just arrogance of man thinking they are cheating death as well as part of archaic rituals.
I observe nature and notice that energy is recycled. We are no different than a plant that dies, its just our arrogance that makes us think we are.
Therefore there is two legitimate ways to have remains disposed.
1. be put directly in the ground not in a coffin or any sort of bag or container.
2. be put in the ocean/lake not in a coffin or any sort of bag or container.
Cremation is ok as a last resort but might as well let the earth have the energy rather than putting ashes in some ghastly ern.
If this is your deep thought of the day Id like to see your shallow thought. Errr...maybe not on second thought.
Just a bit of difference being dumped in billions of gallons of ocean and something people use for their water supply.
#5 I am straight.
Pretty self explanitory. I am at least somewhat open to the theory that people are born gay. But things such as bisexuality which is completely illogical and women who after 25 years of marriage and sleeping with men delcare themself a lesbian, etc casts doubt on this. If there is new scientific data I will be open to it. But it seems like a crutch to a psychological issue.
#5 I am straight.
Pretty self explanitory. I am at least somewhat open to the theory that people are born gay. But things such as bisexuality which is completely illogical and women who after 25 years of marriage and sleeping with men delcare themself a lesbian, etc casts doubt on this. If there is new scientific data I will be open to it. But it seems like a crutch to a psychological issue.
they probably didn't like you from the start, but were to polite
The "I'm a lesbian" line happens a lot around you, Bub?
Deep thought of the day:
There is estimated to be 200+ billion galaxies. Each with hundreds of billions of stars.
We have yet to even put a man on the planet next to ours.
Yet people want to act like they understand it all based on some archaic fables. That really grinds my gears.
There is estimated to be 200+ billion galaxies. Each with hundreds of billions of stars.
We have yet to even put a man on the planet next to ours.
Yet people want to act like they understand it all based on some archaic fables. That really grinds my gears.
Carlos Gomez obp .272 Still never got an answer from the people that were in full support of handing him a full time job.
I've been on record as saying you build a contender by keeping your best players.
Henry, what are your thoughts on the battle of Dunkirk. I want to see what baloney public schools teach these days.
quote:Originally posted by the-icon:
Theyd rather have diabetes and heart issues than get off the couch, exercise, and give up their fatty foods.
This is my favorite.
Yea, I am pretty awesome.
Stupid thunderstorm made me lose another great writeup. So this is major rush job.
#6 I don't take perscription pills
These pharmaceutical companies are downright evil and want you hooked on THEIR drugs. They work in conjunction with doctors to get people perscribed with this stuff they don't need and then they get hooked on it and also suffer various bad side effects.
Its just a bandaid for the hypochondriacs and addictive personalities. Unless you are downright insane, I say dont take that crap. Take the prozac, lithium, etc man up and flush it.
Even worse they pump kids with the stuff such as Ritalin because Johnny is hyper. I wonder the lifestyle of the kids that are on it. Do they get proper exercise or do they sit for hours in front of a screen. Do they get proper nutrion or is their diet mostly processed and fast food loaded with fat and sugar. Do they drink soda like its water. I would first change those things in their life before pumping them with chemicals. Diet and exercise have a huge affect on mood and energy.
Stupid thunderstorm made me lose another great writeup. So this is major rush job.
#6 I don't take perscription pills
These pharmaceutical companies are downright evil and want you hooked on THEIR drugs. They work in conjunction with doctors to get people perscribed with this stuff they don't need and then they get hooked on it and also suffer various bad side effects.
Its just a bandaid for the hypochondriacs and addictive personalities. Unless you are downright insane, I say dont take that crap. Take the prozac, lithium, etc man up and flush it.
Even worse they pump kids with the stuff such as Ritalin because Johnny is hyper. I wonder the lifestyle of the kids that are on it. Do they get proper exercise or do they sit for hours in front of a screen. Do they get proper nutrion or is their diet mostly processed and fast food loaded with fat and sugar. Do they drink soda like its water. I would first change those things in their life before pumping them with chemicals. Diet and exercise have a huge affect on mood and energy.
quote:Originally posted by the-icon:
#6 I don't take perscription pills
Would you take won if it helped you spel beter?
quote:Originally posted by the-icon:
Henry, what are your thoughts on the battle of Dunkirk. I want to see what baloney public schools teach these days.
Um...shouldn't you already be keenly aware?
pharmaceutical companies work with doctors?
how is this not in the news? The world needs to know this kind of stuff!
Yesterday I heard oil companies are connected to the automakers. Next thing you know, bars will start promoting alcohol.
how is this not in the news? The world needs to know this kind of stuff!
Yesterday I heard oil companies are connected to the automakers. Next thing you know, bars will start promoting alcohol.
A lot can change in six months, Brak.
I'm not even going to go into the corruption in the dog grooming industry
After cooking a nice Fathers day dinner, Pork ribs, chicken, burgers, potatos with real butter, corn on the cob and a nice salad, I smoked a huge Honduras cigar, sipping a shot of $130 bottle of tequila. I feel relaxed.
How am I doing?
How am I doing?
Did you remember to take your Xantax for your heartburn Boris? 
Henrys not around so Ill answer my own question. Dunkirk was early in WW2 when the German army had most of the British army surrounded and could have wiped them out. Hitler though halted the advance for three days and allowed them to escape. This was done because Germany had no real desire to fight a war against the British and desired them to be an ally in fighting the commies. And such a humiliating defeat would have made the peace process nearly impossible.
You don't ever really hear about this becaue it dosen't fit the hollywoodized version of the war.
You don't ever really hear about this becaue it dosen't fit the hollywoodized version of the war.
Went to Mcdonalds for a McFlurry and they say the ice cream machine is broken. That really grinds my gears.
Wow, so you take the version taught in school and claim it as your own unique view? There were several advances towards a British alliance by Germany even before the war. The Nazis believed the English were akin to great Teutonic nations that spawned Hitler's awesome Third Reich. Many believe that Hess made the voyage as a overture of secret negotiations although it was never really clarified.
Get back to me when you come up with something you can't readily pick up on the History Channel.
Get back to me when you come up with something you can't readily pick up on the History Channel.
Translation = Took a break.
Nazi McFlurries are awesome.
Ammo, I didn't have heartburn but I did sleep well that night
Obviously, not something you do all the time but once in a while, it's ok.
Everything in moderation. Keeping icon in moderation in moderately EXceptable
Obviously, not something you do all the time but once in a while, it's ok.
Everything in moderation. Keeping icon in moderation in moderately EXceptable
Henry, I don't think thats the version they really teach in PC schools.
I guess my commentary is it would have been better to stay out of the war and let Germany and Soviet Union decimate each other. Germany probably would have won in the end which would have wiped out Communism and prevented the cold war. And Germany would have gradually become more moderate, and like you say they had no real problem with the Britsh anyway.
pet peeve of the day: Rich people that give their spoiled scatter brained daughters some huge sweet 16 party.
They should eliminate 16 having any meaning. Give a girl a party at age 30 if they can make it to that point without being a fat slut that has no direction in their live.
I guess my commentary is it would have been better to stay out of the war and let Germany and Soviet Union decimate each other. Germany probably would have won in the end which would have wiped out Communism and prevented the cold war. And Germany would have gradually become more moderate, and like you say they had no real problem with the Britsh anyway.
pet peeve of the day: Rich people that give their spoiled scatter brained daughters some huge sweet 16 party.
They should eliminate 16 having any meaning. Give a girl a party at age 30 if they can make it to that point without being a fat slut that has no direction in their live.