Ishtar -The Sequel game thread (Wash/Chi)

HAIL TO THE COMMANDERS, HAIL VICTORYYYYY!!! HAIL TO THE COMMANDERS!! LEAD! EFFICIENTLY!

Bear down, Chicago Bears! If you're a bear then you have no commander!
Bear down, Chicago Bears! You eat the salmon not the salamander!

I think Commander Wentz, under the command of Commander Rivera is going to command the Commanders to a commanding victory here.

My Commander of the week? Commander Jim Zorn, who commanded the Commanders most steadfastly during the 2008 and 2009 campaigns until being relieved of command by Commander Mike Shannahan, football Grandcommander of our very own Matt LaFleur, who is yet to achieve the rank of Commander.

You may be asking yourself, "why the hell did I just read that post?" Well. If you're watching this game you obviously have no standards so STFU.

Omg, even for the Bears….horrible.

My God, The Bears Still Suck.

Once SnyderBrenner bought the then-Redskins, I've hoped they lose every damn game they play.
However, I'll let a victory over a NFCN rival slide.

And now idiotic coaching may prevent the victory.

My God The Commanders Still Suck.

The suck is strong with these teams.

Wow. What a last play.

Wow, what a way to lose.

My God, the Bears are hapless.

Lets go win Sunday and take the all-time lead.

That actually wasn’t a catch. Pettit’ left arm is OOB when he one-hands it. Redskins would’ve challenged.

Welp, if y’all are missing Luke Getsy, chances are he and that coaching staff may be available by week 8.

Jeebus.

@PackLandVA posted:

That actually wasn’t a catch. Pettit’ left arm is OOB when he one-hands it. Redskins would’ve challenged.

Couldn't challenge. Inside 2 minutes.

Getsy and Hackett seem to think they still have Rodgers at QB. Is a lack of adaptability a prerequisite for Packers coaches? I mean, Joe Barry is a dipshit, but the formers aren’t showing so well, either.

@ammo posted:

Couldn't challenge. Inside 2 minutes.

Good point. Still wasn’t a catch. Ball should’ve been spotted on the 4.

@4 Favre posted:

I think Commander Wentz, under the command of Commander Rivera is going to command the Commanders to a commanding victory here.

We’re not going down that road.

@packerboi posted:

Nathanial Hackett in Denver.

Luke Getsy in Chicago.

The Matt LaFluer tree is not off to a great start.

When all else fails, there's always next year!

@Herschel posted:

Getsy and Hackett seem to think they still have Rodgers at QB. Is a lack of adaptability a prerequisite for Packers coaches? I mean, Joe Barry is a dipshit, but the formers aren’t showing so well, either.

Our QB was not exactly stellar in the Red Zone late in last weeks game either.

@PackerHawk posted:

15 1/2

Was mostly kidding, but not completely. This ended up a pretty reasonable number.

Also went to bed at halftime. No ragurts.

@PackerHawk posted:.

Also went to bed at halftime. No ragruts.

Is that like a big bed bug?

@Pikes Peak posted:

Our QB was not exactly stellar in the Red Zone late in last weeks game either.

He is over 5'10" and can read a defense, however. Mooney or a Sutton would also be an improvement.

Was that found on the internet?

Something to keep an eye on for Packers v. Wash in eight days

@RapSheet:   #Commanders QB Carson Wentz suffered a fractured finger on his throwing hand in the team’s win over the #Bears, per me and @MikeGarafolo. He’s headed to Los Angeles to see a hand specialist to determine the next step. His availability moving forward is up in the air.

@ilcuqui posted:

Something to keep an eye on for Packers v. Wash in eight days

@RapSheet:   #Commanders QB Carson Wentz suffered a fractured finger on his throwing hand in the team’s win over the #Bears, per me and @MikeGarafolo. He’s headed to Los Angeles to see a hand specialist to determine the next step. His availability moving forward is up in the air.

I’d be just fine with Wentz “being able” to play in 10 days. His backup put up 268 yards on 25 for 37 passing and rushed for another 95 last year against GB.