What's amazing is how many cities in Minnesota and Wisconsin are on the list. What's also amazing is very few of those people are tailgating at Packers or Vajeen games.
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What if Eddie was enough to bump Seattle and Green Bay to make the jump? It's "what if" Friday!
Gilbert sure the hell can't be helping things.
Here's something interesting: Madison and Appleton both make a very different kind of list as well. Top 10 in "fittest" and "drunkest" at the same time.
WTF?
Bar runs?
You burn 650 calories when you vomit uncontrollably. It's science.
Those aren't the fittest cities, those are the cities with the most FitBit activity.
Hey hey, if we can't piss and moan about completely subjective stats I don't want to live.
ChilliJon posted:You burn 650 calories when you vomit uncontrollably. It's science.
Plus the core workout is an added bonus. LeinenKegels.
50% of the previous posts in this thread can be considered #fakeposts #freerangeasshole
#notmyhank
It was entirely my decision. I was going to post it.
Just shocked that Biloxi, Mississippi is not on the list.
Hungry5 posted:Those aren't the fittest cities, those are the cities with the most FitBit activity.
No correlation?
Hanks posts are the best #WithFewExceptions
I don't know why we're talking about this. El-Coffee-DonAmeche said I was the greatest writer on the whole planet. Maybe you should ask him those questions. Multiple times every person on earth said I'm the greatest King of the Solar System ever.
Hungry5 posted:Correlation? Sure.
Looks fit to me. Look at those biceps.
You're just envisioning arm butts.
Maybe she's already dropped 150? Bunch of judgmental bastards.
She's just old fashioned Coney Island fat strong like this kid...
I went to a long ago friend's wedding last year in south central Wisconsin. Arrived an hour early, 11am on Saturday so I could re-acquaint with the few people I knew. I was more than surprised that the the self serve bar was being replenished. The tableau was complete with a matron to shoo the kids away from the drunk punch.
I realized then how far I've slipped from my upbringing. I couldn't remember the last time I'd seen someone mix a brandy and coke, much less drink it.
It's always happy hour somewhere.
Exercise is over rated.
At work they want us to walk a certain amount - and if you record a certain number of steps on your pedometer, they give us $100. Just as easy to have a machine shake the pedometer enough to produce the required number. Either way I get the $100. Makes cents to me.
http://collegefootballtalk.nbc...b-after-poor-record/
Mike Sherman fired by high school after two years of poor records. He's a nice guy, but he needs to quit while he's behind.
Definitely something to get upset about there.
Poor Squirrel Pee. She wound up in the same place as Iowacheese, didn't she?
I wonder what happened to Sherman?
It seems strange that a former HC in the NFL wouldn't stay around as a journeyman coordinator or position coach, unless a NCAA position is just too cushy to resist. The league is full of 'em; always have been.
Not sure A&M was that, but now to go (essentially) out of coaching and (assuming) he's not getting many calls, I wonder if he reached burnout? Any memory loss or other health issues?
Or is he just a flake?
In any case, it's a shame. He was a good Packer while here. His GM skills were lacking, to put it as kindly as possible, and he may have made some poor player (read: TOG) decisions, but he respected our history and made sure the players did too.
Ghost of Lambeau posted:Exercise is over rated.
At work they want us to walk a certain amount - and if you record a certain number of steps on your pedometer, they give us $100. Just as easy to have a machine shake the pedometer enough to produce the required number. Either way I get the $100. Makes cents to me.
The Presduhdent says exercise is bad because it uses up our body's finite energy, so they're just wasting money. Sad.
Hungry5 posted:Those aren't the fittest cities, those are the cities with the most FitBit activity.
Put a fitbit on a Wisconsin farmer and it will blow up.
because he got it caught on the PTO
Heck, goalline alone boosts the state numbers by about 3%.
My step tracker (purchased only because of the rewards received through work) tracks my "steps" when I'm horseback riding. I find it rather humorous. 
Gsands posted:Hungry5 posted:Those aren't the fittest cities, those are the cities with the most FitBit activity.
Put a fitbit on a Wisconsin farmer and it will blow up.
The Fitbit or the farmer?
If you carry around an iPhone 6 or newer, it's been tracking your steps since you got it. I assume other phones do the same.
You don't need no stinkin pedometer!!
And Amazon Alexa and Google Echo are listening and storing whatever you say. The new Alexa also has a screen. Comforting, isn't it?
Now I'm going to put on my tinfoil hat and go live in the woods...
The NSA has been doing that for years.
Wearing a tinfoil hat and living in the woods? 
Herschel posted:Heck, goalline alone boosts the state numbers by about 3%.
Of blacks?
Does Alexa listen to Fedya's movie reviews?
I thought I was the one who wears the tinfoil hat and lives in the woods.
Blair Kiel posted:Does Alexa listen to Fedya's movie reviews?
Why, was it snoozing again?
Alexa, like everybody, likes my dulcet tones.
You molested her, didn't you?
Fandame posted:And Amazon Alexa and Google Echo are listening and storing whatever you say. The new Alexa also has a screen. Comforting, isn't it?
Now I'm going to put on my tinfoil hat and go live in the woods...
Not to sound too awfully paranoid, but I assume my phone or one of the apps on my phone listens to my conversations.
Funny how I can have a conversation with a friend about some topic or product, and the next thing I know ads for that product start popping up on every website I visit.
That is no coincidence.
Quite likely you gave permission to an App or Apps to control your microphone on your smart-phone. Any App that requests access to mic or camera on my phone is a quick deal breaker for the download/install.
Apparently peeps in Cali 2 cool 4 fitbich. 
We got most personal trainers per capita... 
Goalline posted:You molested her, didn't you?
Goalline has his Alexa and Echo talk dirty to each other. It turns him on.
Hell ya. Makes me all hot and bothered.
We need homegirl Alexa and Echo.
"Homegirl Alexa, call me an Uber".
"Call it your own damn self! mmmHmm!"
Both will come with twerk smackin' booty for goalline's (and mine) enjoyment.
The organ grinder wanted his monkey to rattle the tin cup to get the kids to drop coins in it, and told the monkey to "shake your can":
(Yes, the monkey starts twerking. No, I can't find it on the video sites.)
bdplant posted:Fandame posted:And Amazon Alexa and Google Echo are listening and storing whatever you say. The new Alexa also has a screen. Comforting, isn't it?
Now I'm going to put on my tinfoil hat and go live in the woods...
Not to sound too awfully paranoid, but I assume my phone or one of the apps on my phone listens to my conversations.
Funny how I can have a conversation with a friend about some topic or product, and the next thing I know ads for that product start popping up on every website I visit.
I just sold my soul to the NSA to skip the customs line last month. You can install a mobile passport app on your smartphone and add your travel info and passport. You get to go in the "short line" when going through customs.
They know everything they want to know already, why not just give consent for a little convenience?
Fedya posted:(Yes, the monkey starts twerking. No, I can't find it on the video sites.)
Owners are considering making another tweak to the IR rules next week. They will discuss the possibility of allowing teams to allow two players to come off the IR list as opposed to the current rule that allows each team to remove one player from IR. The stipulations would remain the same if "two players" is approved. Player must be on IR for minimum of 6 weeks. 8 weeks minimum before player can be added to the 53. It's expected to be approved.
Another reasonable argument being made is that the NFL needs to adopt a short term IR similar to baseballs DL. Week IR. Four week IR. Eight week IR. This makes too much sense given steps the NFL should be taking to show they are taking concussions seriously. Players (and teams) would benefit from a short term IR rule.
While they're at it. Get rid of the game day inactive list. Time for that rule to go away.
Sounds like just another step on the way to an 18-game season...
Expand rosters to 60 and Practice Squad to 15.
bdplant posted:Fandame posted:And Amazon Alexa and Google Echo are listening and storing whatever you say. The new Alexa also has a screen. Comforting, isn't it?
Now I'm going to put on my tinfoil hat and go live in the woods...
Not to sound too awfully paranoid, but I assume my phone or one of the apps on my phone listens to my conversations.
Funny how I can have a conversation with a friend about some topic or product, and the next thing I know ads for that product start popping up on every website I visit.
You're not thinking big enough. The real question is why you and your friend were talking about those products in the first place. Did you really think it was all your idea?
The playoffs need to go to a best-of-7 format.
Samsung was dinged earlier this year for collecting conversations their tv customers were having within earshot while the tv's voice recognition was enabled. What's going to happen when we all get fitted with neuralink?
DH13 posted:Samsung was dinged earlier this year for collecting conversations their tv customers were having within earshot while the tv's voice recognition was enabled. What's going to happen when we all get fitted with neuralink?
I thought it was the CIA who got outed for using an exploit to take advantage of the voice recognition capabilities of Samsung TV's..
Both?
Vizio was busted for doing it.
You guys actually enable that Voice Recognition crap on the TV?
I press a button to turn on my TV. I press a button to raise & lower the volume or change a channel. C'mon son!
My TV doesn't have voice recognition but if it did, it would be scared.
Is there a "drunken sailor" setting?
It's a little known fact the concept for TV voice recognition came about in 1993 when Chuck Norris' cable went out and he told his TV it had three seconds to get it together.
Voice recognition occurred far earlier. Dad said to change the channel.
Boris posted:You guys actually enable that Voice Recognition crap on the TV?
I press a button to turn on my TV. I press a button to raise & lower the volume or change a channel. C'mon son!
That is so 1990's. The CIA ain't got time for that!
Kellyanne Conway thinks Obama used CNN and MSNBC to spy on Trump via his TVs.
ammo posted:Kellyanne Conway thinks Obama used CNN and MSNBC to spy on Trump via his TVs.
Really??
"Look at the way Iâve been treated lately âĶ especially by the media. No politician in historyâand I say this with great suretyâhas been treated worse or more unfairly. You canât let them get you down." - Donald Trump
"I'll take men who should have a better grasp of history given their current occupation for $2,000 Alex" - Nelson Mandela, JFK, Abe Lincoln. Take your pick.
I like where this thread is going.
And I think it's the same direction the country is headed.
Come on, BK. The country is already "there" - has been this way for the past 8 years. That is why Trump was elected. No one ever said he's going to be a great president. But when left with the alternative the Media-Democratic Party Complex put forth, it was an easy election for Trump. The Alt-Left has never treated a president like Trump has been treated.
Football.
I agree with your idea/concept of expanding both Game Day rosters and Practice Squad rosters. The NFL has so much money they can afford to pay decent salaries to the Practice Squad players. The out-of-date 53 man roster needs to go. Especially with the new concussion protocols and players not wanting to "play through" the injuries.
What the hell does that have to do with Trump? Please stick to talking about Trump. Your post confused me.
Obama ruined football. Duh.
The practice squad is like the Republican convention. You could choose one of those guys to sign with the regular squad to be a solid contributor or you could choose the lying, racist fraud because you don't like Bob McGinn.
I just want everyone to know I am the best poster ever (biggest brain) and only I can bring this forum back to it's former glory. I will use the best people for counsil, like goalline, slayer and sarge. And I do this despite being picked on by meanines more than any other poster has every encountered. Seriously, people are mean to me all the time #unfair #notwhining #sad
Meningitis? Sorry, bro.
Don't listen to him.
He's a witch.
Wait.
Is that possible?
Goddam gender rules wrecked everything!
--Chelsea Manning
Goalline posted:What the hell does that have to do with Trump? Please stick to talking about Trump. Your post confused me.
You get confused often, GL? Doctors can help.
You must not follow the posting patterns on TimesFour much. I just reply to the false hopes of.... "the others". It's like doing Community Service. While it makes me feel like I'm making a difference, I also know I am helping "the others" in need. No need to thank me. I do it because I care.
Masochism is Caring. I think I saw that on a T-shirt.
Only a masochist can truly love a narcissist.
SanDiegoPackFan posted:Doctors can help.
Sorry, some cases are hopeless.
SanDiegoPackFan posted:Goalline posted:What the hell does that have to do with Trump? Please stick to talking about Trump. Your post confused me.
You get confused often, GL? Doctors can help.
You must not follow the posting patterns on TimesFour much. I just reply to the false hopes of.... "the others". It's like doing Community Service. While it makes me feel like I'm making a difference, I also know I am helping "the others" in need. No need to thank me. I do it because I care.
You are pure love. I insist on thanking you.
100% pure love, in fact:
SanDiegoPackFan posted:has never treated a president like Trump has been treated.
Like Frank Burns, Trump invites abuse and it would be impolite not to give it to him.
I, for one, am glad we have a leader who repeatedly complains about being picked on.
Shows balls.
Has anyone else noticed how SDPF has gotten things all political by complaining things were political, even though they weren't political. I think it is just a deft distraction from being called out for stupid hot takes.
SDPF is the real victim here.
Hungry5 posted:SanDiegoPackFan posted:has never treated a president like Trump has been treated.
Like Frank Burns, Trump invites abuse and it would be impolite not to give it to him.
In a week we can say," Welcome home Ferret Face!"
I have to leave for church now (#saint4you). How about we give this thing til noon. That should give everyone a chance to air their grievances and probably get at least one, maybe two "I'm leaving" threads (#butthurt).
Here's my last shot, Not a fan of Hillary either, but there is a chance she might not destroy education (#51/49%chance).
After noon, take it to PM.
I'm reaving. #Firefly
This whole thread was about fat slobs but someone has to hijack a totally legitimate, high brow topic.
