Manziel or Evans...

Teams are lucky these clowns don't get paid like the rookies used to.

He has Bieber, essentially the same thing.

 

 

The Browns must have schit all over the Football Gods. Then ran over their dog. Lord that team is cursed.

I have a better team. Even more-so than the Vikings....

 

Wish the Cowboys had drafted Manziel

That would have been epic.

Cleveland has been a disaster ever since Belicheat left the organization.  As fun as it would have been to see Manziel flame out in Minnesota or Dallas this is just more of the same for the Browns.

Hoyer is likely going to win that job (I thought he played well before getting hurt last year) and then Johnny TMZ is really going to take a nosedive.   The guy should be part of the Karsashian clan and not a football player. 

Well played Browns

Except the team that Belicheck left went to Baltimore and won a couple of Super Bowls. It's just something about that city. Move the Patriots there and watch them disintegrate.

 

 

Bad Boy Johnny Rolling Money in Vegas Restroom

 

This train wreck keeps getting better.

from my experience I can only come up with one reason for re-rolling (that bill's been rolled up before) a bill in a restroom.  anyone have anything else?

Especially re-rolling a bill in the crapper of a bar/club.  

Rolling money over to an IRA? Johnny 401K, you're doping it wrong. 

 

Best comment found on internet, "He's obviously making an antenna for his money phone". 

All the best shows come on during the summer.

You reap what you sow.

 

They could have picked another QB, but chose to get this clown. They get what they deserve.

and even if this bill rolling is just a "look at me and run with this you media dogs - you can't touch me" ploy, your QB still looks like an idiot all the way around.

 

I can't imagine drafting a QB in any round and have him acting like Johnny Foozball has been and feeling anything but stupid about it.

STOOOOPID!

Johnny Idot is this decade's Bert... a train wreck who can't help himself and wants to go down in flames in a very public way. Sad for the fans of the Browns.

The only difference is that there are a few hundred stratospheres between them in terms of talent.  Otherwise the comparison is apt.  Or inapt if you're Lukey.  I'm guessing Bert would've been a social media phenomenon if that had been around when he was at that stage.  I was in a bar one night in GB and saw him pull of his shoes and toss them into the ceiling as he was being carried out by about 7 guys.  Think that would've gotten some notice on Facebook and TMZ after about 50 people with cell phones recorded that?

Word.

 

Not only that, but Jerry Glanville told multiple tales of Favre showing up drunk/hungover and puking in practices, passing out in meetings, had been in bars on several day benders etc. He took nothing seriously and would hurl passes into the stadium seats as a joke to get people laughing.

 

While Ron Wolf was aware of most of that, had that crap gotten leaked via video/social media posts on the innerwebs Bob Harlan and crew may have never allowed Wolf to make that trade.

 

There is no Mike Holmgren awaiting Johnny DumDum in Cleveland. There is no Reggie White or Sterling Sharpe to make him look better. And Cleveland has carrots like clubs, bars, strip clubs, parties, etc awaiting this idiot.

 

Favre truly got the perfect storm in GB at precisely the right time. He could have easily been a fart in the wind no one remembers.

 

The story I read was that Glanville would bet with the opposing coaches during warmups on whether or not bert could launch it into the upper deck

 

" Hey Mississippi, come over here and show them what you've got"

He's a rich man's Ty Detmer.  Detmer was small, didn't have a very good arm and had that innate feel that made him dominant enough to win the Heisman.  He was a nice backup in the pros.  Why?  His physical limitations couldn't overcome the realities of the tallant level in the NFL defenses he was facing.

 

Johnny Drooler is a much better athlete and a whole lot more tallanted than Detmer physically.  He also had that innate feel in college that made him great.  He's also a pinhead and Detmer wasn't.  He's not going to outrun CMIII, Aldon Smith et al in the NFL when he's hung over.  He's going to get his ass kicked mercilessly and he won't last long.  

packerboi:

There is no Reggie White or Sterling Sharpe to make him look better.

Hey, what about Josh Gordon?

Apparently, he won't be around either this year. Hey, it's Cleveland!

The Band's "Look Out, Cleveland" keeps going through my head this summer for some reason:

"Look out, Cleveland, the storm is comin' through
And it's runnin' right up on you"

 

Great tune!  Great band!

He is a poor mans Mike Vick 

 

The problem is that Vick ran a 4.3-40 and at least early on he could easily outrun most defenders 

 

JF won't be able to do that 

Manziel was a Sherman recruit. And we all know how awesome Sugar Bear is at evaluating talent.

A white man's Mike Vick?