TRIGGERED! aaaaaHAHA!!!!
Very Stable Dr. Jeenyus posted:Has any team ever suffered injuries besides the packers?
Vikings lost their starting QB and RB in the first 4 weeks......division champs, #2 seed.
Eagles lose their starting QB in week 13.......division champs, #1 seed.
Saint...I mean, packers lose their starting QB in week 5 and fold like a fu*king tent.
Nice depth! Nice coaching!
Thanks, Ted!
4 out of the last 5
2 out of the last 3
The packers are always injured!!!!!!
And yet when they actually make it to the playoffs (think about that for a second) they get nowhere near a championship.
Summary:
Packers 7-9, time to get this **** fixed.
Vikings 7-9, SUPERBOWL next year! *shank right first game of the playoffs*
Try actually doing something other than losing immediately.
Bukkake Princess posted:TRIGGERED! aaaaaHAHA!!!!
It's okay to be scared. You should be.
"Triggered" seems to be the rallying cry of cowards sprinting the other way because **** just got real.
Bukkake Princess posted:We both know you're a titanic pussy but I'll offer it again. You just let me know when you want to meet face to face and knock the ever lovin' piss out of you.
Do you think this is an issue?
LOL! "Sh*t just got real"!
Better brew another pot of coffee!
Come now Squiggy, remember "bring it buddy boy"? Remember that? Oh sweetie, maybe truck stop Jaymo will share some of his orange slices with you.
Bukkake Princess posted:Better brew another pot of coffee!
I'm waiting for you to quit hiding behind Mike Cernovich twitter wisdom and emojis.
Must've been the jorts comment.
Henry posted:Come now Squiggy, remember "bring it buddy boy"? Remember that? Oh sweetie, maybe truck stop Jaymo will share some of his orange slices with you.
Listen HERE.....BUCKO!
Maybe I could help you make up new insults? Kind of like an 2nd grade art collage?
Does it bother you when special needs kids tell there's nothing special about mediocrity?
Hey, why didn't you post that other IM about me wondering if you ran off because Home Improvement reruns were on or if you were masturbating to Trump's camel toe?
Geez. Is this what you call "melting me down" or whatever you said?
And you're supposed to be the big bad enforcer of this circle jerk? How embarrassing.
Come on BP, you can't do better than rehashed insults from Nazi pricks?
Bukkake Princess posted:Geez. Is this what you call "melting me down" or whatever you said?
And you're supposed to be the big bad enforcer of this circle jerk? How embarrassing.
You just haven't been around enough. I'm in heaven.
See, now you'll go into the "internet tough guy" comments (this is why I always send invites). Then after that you'll just kind of shut up because you know the barrage is never ending brutal commentary isn't going away. Then you'll grasp for anything at all while your chapped ass is just starting to burn like surface of the sun.
I can whittle away your will to live right from my keyboard.
Clearly you're completely unhinged from those rehashed insults. Being a "tough guy" as you are, they shouldn't bother you much. Jesus H.
What a badass!
And let the process begin.
Do you REALLY think I'm going to sit here all night and trade pokes with you? Just keep going, and I'll respond when I feel like it. Hope you have a spare keyboard!
BUCKO!
See, a good sign that you're a cosmic pussy is you'd do as I expected and post that IM. You know how to troll a troll? I do. The invite does stand though. I love get togethers. We can swap phone numbers on your erPhone and everything!
When you went in for a cell phone upgrade did they tell you get the **** out and get a landline so as to quit making the customers sick from mediocrity vapors?
Bukkake Princess posted:Do you REALLY think I'm going to sit here all night and trade pokes with you? Just keep going, and I'll respond when I feel like it. Hope you have a spare keyboard!
BUCKO!
And the process continues.
Did Members Only tell you to quit ****ing up their brand?
Henry posted:Oh, that's perfect. I specialize in grinding "I can't hear you" trolls until they finally whimper or say **** like "are you drunk right now".
I don't have pretend like I don't care. I'm full asshole on nitro.
I think you need to break out that decades old jorts and fanny pack comment. That's super fresh.
I'm guessing you had to wait for the generic version because the entire internet knew you couldn't pull that off.
"We'll donate this to the tragically mediocre fund and get a tax write off since it's stinkin' old fish".
Signed, the entire ****ing internet.
When you walk into an ice cream parlor do they just hand you ice milk with no flavor whatsoever? "Here's your whey in a sock. Beat it already, I just felt my back hair grow".
Bukkake Princess posted:Better brew another pot of coffee!
What happened to this?
You know, I usually expect "the process" to take a few pages or even threads. Nobody should cave this easily. It's like shank right in the first game of the playoffs.
Henwy posted:Maybe I could help you make up new insults?
I got one! BrrrayNeeerd truckstop!!!
Oh well, it was probably time for his daily perusal of stock photos.
Very Stable Dr. Jeenyus posted:Henwy posted:Maybe I could help you make up new insults?
I got one! BrrrayNeeerd truckstop!!!
Reality doesn't count as an insult. And who self "burns" their own post?
Esox posted:Henry posted:Oh, that's perfect. I specialize in grinding "I can't hear you" trolls until they finally whimper or say **** like "are you drunk right now".
I don't have pretend like I don't care. I'm full asshole on nitro.
Henwy posted:Reality doesn't count as an insult. And who self "burns" their own post?
BBBBRRRRAAAYYYNEEERD TTTRUUUCKSTTTOOPPPP!!!!!
I don't know about the rest of the board but I figured he'd be pretty pumped about the Bukkake Princess handle considering people don't even ask his name and just call him "brown paper sack".
Very Stable Dr. Jeenyus posted:Henwy posted:
Another sign the process is working.
Henwy posted:We both know you're a titanic pussy but I'll offer it again. You just let me know when you want to meet face to face and knock the ever lovin' piss out of you.
Hey Jaymo, did you start working in the Nazi bit because, you know, good for business?
Probably not. Likely the swastika some kid drew on the bathroom stall wall above one of your whack a mole holes imprinted on your forehead and you just can't figure out that whole soap and water thing.
Very Stable Dr. Jeenyus posted:Henwy posted:We both know you're a titanic pussy but I'll offer it again. You just let me know when you want to meet face to face and knock the ever lovin' piss out of you.
How can I be expected to work with such an inferior product!?
Henry posted:Hey Jaymo, BBBRRAAIINERRRD TTRRUUUCKSSTOOP!!!
Wicked, man. Just wicked.
What else you got up your sleeve?
Let me guess......youâre on the verge of breaking out the:
âYouâre so fat, you.........â
Henwy posted:How can I be expected to work with such an inferior product!?
Said anybody associated with a pathetic f*ck like you.
Quick, give Esox the obligatory return reach around.
Very Stable Dr. Jeenyus posted:Henwy posted:How can I be expected to work with such an inferior product!?
Said anybody associated with a pathetic f*ck like you.
Quick, give Esox the obligatory return reach around.
