https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/...er-structure-shifts/
Pretty decent article
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Thanks for the share.
I've been reading a lot this week about maybe cutting Matthews. From what I've read about Pettine, CM3 seems like one of those play-makers he will scheme to maximize the 1:1.
He still put up 7.5 sacks while (IMO) he was miscast & misused.
I have a hunch he'll be a lot better in the 2018 defense if they keep him around.
I get the feeling “miscast and misused” is going to be a common refrain when it comes to comparing the Packers defense in 2018 to the 2017 crew...
Brainwashed Boris posted:He still put up 7.5 sacks while (IMO) he was miscast & misused.
I have a hunch he'll be a lot better in the 2018 defense if they keep him around.
I'd like to see some 'prove it' to justify the $.
Clem Matthews is the guy that briskly walks around the construction site with a 2x4 to look busy. Doesn't really accomplish jack squat, but he tries to make it look good. He'll come flailing about at an offensive lineman, fly his arms around like he's doing some kind of "pass rush move" and hits the turf. *hair swish*
Overpaid.
Speaking of overpaid....is Randall Cobb still a Packer?
Yes Cobb is still a packer as you are sure to regret next year.
I admittedly perused the article finding war and peace a quicker read. What I did read was as inciteful as the sunrise forecast.
Bukkake Princess posted:
Speaking of overpaid....is Randall Cobb still a Packer?
Much more so than Coradelle Patterson. You know, that guy you traded a 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 7th to draft. That guy who had all of 2 receptions one year. Go on, tell us what a great Viking he was, how you got such great value and use from all those draft picks you traded away. And you say the Packers overpay? Your as much a dumbass as Very Special Jeenyus. 13.
The only concern I've ever had about Clay is his injuries. On the field he clearly did everything he could to help the team. The construction analogy above is just stupid.
ammo posted:Bukkake Princess posted:
Speaking of overpaid....is Randall Cobb still a Packer?
Much more so than Coradelle Patterson. You know, that guy you traded a 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 7th to draft. That guy who had all of 2 receptions one year. Go on, tell us what a great Viking he was, how you got such great value and use from all those draft picks you traded away. And you say the Packers overpay? Your as much a dumbass as Very Special Jeenyus. 13.
I wasn't a fan of the Corswazzle Patterson trade-up. Way too many good players available in that draft class of '13.
Speaking of which, where's Datone Jones playing nowadays? LOL!! Nuke Hopkins, Zach Ertz or Darius Slay sure would've looked good in that G helmet, huh? Thanks Ted.
At least the Vikes didn't commit 10 mill/per year for him like Cobb. Vikes made up for the Corsnazzle kerfuffle that same draft class by signing an undrafted free agent named.....
Adam Thielen.
Hell, the Packers drafted Pro Bowler Micah Hyde that year.
Too bad they let him go.
Thanks Ted.
A team looking to improve the pass rush doesn't cut Clay Matthews.
bigdoggyjude posted:Yes Cobb is still a packer as you are sure to regret next year.
Oooh....what's he gonna do? Bubble screen us to death?
Music City posted:I get the feeling “miscast and misused” is going to be a common refrain when it comes to comparing the Packers defense in 2018 to the 2017 crew...
Exactly I would bet quite a bit that the improvement on D will be very profound this year. As for Mathews and Cobb I don't think either one is going anywhere yet. Maybe after next season but I don't think there will be anything really drastic come their way just yet.
I have to admit, I am impressed with Bukkake. He knows way more about the Packers than I would ever even care to know about the Vikings (and I live smack dab in the middle of Viking country).
Might be a case of "know thy enemy"...might be a case of jealousy....might be that Bukkake used to be a Packer fan...might be he/she is really good at using Google
Doesn't really matter. I am still impressed with how much he knows about the Packers.
justanotherpackerfan posted:I have to admit, I am impressed with Bukkake. He knows way more about the Packers than I would ever even care to know about the Vikings (and I live smack dab in the middle of Viking country).
Might be a case of "know thy enemy"...might be a case of jealousy....might be that Bukkake used to be a Packer fan...might be he/she is really good at using Google
Doesn't really matter. I am still impressed with how much he knows about the Packers.
I think it can be diagnosed as "Little Brother Syndrome".
El-Ka-Bong posted:The only concern I've ever had about Clay is his injuries. On the field he clearly did everything he could to help the team. The construction analogy above is just stupid.
About that construction analogy, Consider the source...
Bukkake Princess posted:Clem Matthews is the guy that briskly walks around the construction site with a 2x4 to look busy. Doesn't really accomplish jack squat, but he tries to make it look good. He'll come flailing about at an offensive lineman, fly his arms around like he's doing some kind of "pass rush move" and hits the turf. *hair swish*
Overpaid.
Speaking of overpaid....is Randall Cobb still a Packer?
How's that Sam Bradford thing working out for you ****stick?
You decided to ooze into another thread. If it continues, I will melt this ****ing board and you, coward. I can guarantee you, you will question your worthless existence by the time I'm done. Get back to your hole.
I'm on my first cup of coffee and brewing up a new pot. Bring it.
The Heckler posted:Music City posted:I get the feeling “miscast and misused” is going to be a common refrain when it comes to comparing the Packers defense in 2018 to the 2017 crew...
Exactly I would bet quite a bit that the improvement on D will be very profound this year. As for Mathews and Cobb I don't think either one is going anywhere yet. Maybe after next season but I don't think there will be anything really drastic come their way just yet.
The fact that both Cobb and Matthews were out there playing hard in a meaningless game at the end of the season says a lot. Those are the guys you keep.
The other thing about Matthews is that even if the stupid construction analogy was correct (and it's not), he's still a guy that finds a way to make a game-chaning play a few times a season (forcing the interception in OT against Cleveland). He did this 4-5 times a year when he was younger, but he still has that ability. That's what separates guys like Woodson, Peppers, and Matthews from other players. You don't cut those types of guys if their contracts are still reasonable (and I think CM3 at 13 million is OK when you consider the top guys are now are or will be approaching 20 million at that position).
There was recently talk around various football sites that Teddy Bridgewater was being looked at as a back up to Arod in GB. Probably just some rumblings from vikings fans to give their players some legitimacy.
Pressure and being around the QB means something. Having a defensive scheme that doesn't get tore up by average QBs means guys like Matthews and Perry get home on a regular basis.
Matthews walks around with a 2x4 on his shoulder, than uses it to bitch smack you into retirement.
Maybe the princess is Max "These days I'm a Favre fan first"?
Hungry5 posted:Matthews walks around with a 2x4 on his shoulder, than uses it to bitch smack you into retirement.
Maybe the princess is Max "These days I'm a Favre fan first"?
I don't mind Clay being compared to this guy. He was a badass, and loves America!
Brainwashed Boris posted:https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/...er-structure-shifts/
Pretty decent article
This is my favorite part and the only mention of Bukkake Princess's tertiary team behind his wee child obsessions with a successful team, the Packers.
The Vikings defense mirrors the Seahawks four years ago in that it's loaded at every level with homegrown talent and will keep them competitive for a couple of years.
Woo! That's a ringing endorsement. Flash in the ****ing pan.
MichiganPacker posted:The Heckler posted:Music City posted:I get the feeling “miscast and misused” is going to be a common refrain when it comes to comparing the Packers defense in 2018 to the 2017 crew...
Exactly I would bet quite a bit that the improvement on D will be very profound this year. As for Mathews and Cobb I don't think either one is going anywhere yet. Maybe after next season but I don't think there will be anything really drastic come their way just yet.
The fact that both Cobb and Matthews were out there playing hard in a meaningless game at the end of the season says a lot. Those are the guys you keep.
The other thing about Matthews is that even if the stupid construction analogy was correct (and it's not), he's still a guy that finds a way to make a game-chaning play a few times a season (forcing the interception in OT against Cleveland). He did this 4-5 times a year when he was younger, but he still has that ability. That's what separates guys like Woodson, Peppers, and Matthews from other players. You don't cut those types of guys if their contracts are still reasonable (and I think CM3 at 13 million is OK when you consider the top guys are now are or will be approaching 20 million at that position).
I was at the final game in Detroit and in person Clay is just bringing it every single play even in a game that meant nothing. That is what team leaders do and that with pass rush ability is something you just don't replace easily. What they need for Clay is someone to team him up with that can rush the passer. Perry is good if he can stay on the field but it seems like he is as fragile as Glass joe from the old Mike Tyson punch out.
I believe we're patched for meltdown.
I think it's a bit early to be be thinking the "power structure" changing.
The same things said about the Vikes could be said about DallAss or Filthadelphia. The biggest difference, IMO, is that 2 of those teams are set at QB for the foreseeable future....
naterpack posted:justanotherpackerfan posted:I have to admit, I am impressed with Bukkake. He knows way more about the Packers than I would ever even care to know about the Vikings (and I live smack dab in the middle of Viking country).
Might be a case of "know thy enemy"...might be a case of jealousy....might be that Bukkake used to be a Packer fan...might be he/she is really good at using Google
Doesn't really matter. I am still impressed with how much he knows about the Packers.
I think it can be diagnosed as "Little Brother Syndrome".
That would imply he is of the same species.
Henry posted:Bukkake Princess posted:Clem Matthews is the guy that briskly walks around the construction site with a 2x4 to look busy. Doesn't really accomplish jack squat, but he tries to make it look good. He'll come flailing about at an offensive lineman, fly his arms around like he's doing some kind of "pass rush move" and hits the turf. *hair swish*
Overpaid.
Speaking of overpaid....is Randall Cobb still a Packer?
How's that Sam Bradford thing working out for you ****stick?
You decided to ooze into another thread. If it continues, I will melt this ****ing board and you, coward. I can guarantee you, you will question your worthless existence by the time I'm done. Get back to your hole.
I'm on my first cup of coffee and brewing up a new pot. Bring it.
Triggered.
Vikings will be like a fart in the wind, to quote Ron Wolf.
The Rams and Vikings will continue to be contenders in the NFC so long as:
1. The Packers stay hurt; and
2. The Seahawks stay hurt; and
3. The Cardinals stay hurt; and
4. The Eagles stay hurt; and
5. The Cowboys keep getting suspended.
Cardinals probably are in need of a little rebuild.
The entire NFC playoff field has 2 SBs between all 6 of the franchises in their history. Last years NFC playoff field had 14 SBs between all 6 teams. Perennial winners will soon return to being perennial winners, the championshipless franchises will continue to be championshipless.
Hungry5 posted:Cardinals probably are in need of a little rebuild.
Yes not only their HC but they need a QB too plus it's possible Larry F hangs them up.
The Cardinals might want Shurmur & Case Keenum. No lie! Shurmur already interviewed.
Very Stable Dr. Jeenyus posted:Henry posted:Bukkake Princess posted:Clem Matthews is the guy that briskly walks around the construction site with a 2x4 to look busy. Doesn't really accomplish jack squat, but he tries to make it look good. He'll come flailing about at an offensive lineman, fly his arms around like he's doing some kind of "pass rush move" and hits the turf. *hair swish*
Overpaid.
Speaking of overpaid....is Randall Cobb still a Packer?
How's that Sam Bradford thing working out for you ****stick?
You decided to ooze into another thread. If it continues, I will melt this ****ing board and you, coward. I can guarantee you, you will question your worthless existence by the time I'm done. Get back to your hole.
I'm on my first cup of coffee and brewing up a new pot. Bring it.
Triggered.
Jesus f'in Christ. That's it? Far right rapist dogma?
I'm a god damn walking hair trigger. Difference is there's an actual hand canon connected to it.
Hungry5 posted:~56 hours remaining.
How hammered will you be? Hopefully you send the wife and kids to the in laws for the day. They don’t need to see that ****.
Says the guy trotting out family as a combo package at the Brainerd truck stop.
Henry posted:Says the guy trotting out family as a combo package at the Brainerd truck stop.
How hammered are you right now? Are you ever sober?
Henry is as Henry is, has always been and always will be.
Very Stable Dr. Jeenyus posted:Henry posted:Says the guy trotting out family as a combo package at the Brainerd truck stop.
How hammered are you right now? Are you ever sober?
How bad are you going to feel when a drunk guy kicks your ass all over this board?
Sad day for you. I'm fully caffeinated. We haven't dove into your far right, misunderstood nazi psyche.
Still need to crack Bukkake Princess's just overpowering mediocrity that he tries to ignore like that full beard his girlfriend tries to ignore.
[grabbing popcorn] This will be fun.
Just to update Hank, the two stooges whole MO the whole time they've been cropdusting this place has been, "I know you are but what am I, can't you take some good natured ribbing?".
Oh, that's perfect. I specialize in grinding "I can't hear you" trolls until they finally whimper or say **** like "are you drunk right now".
I don't have pretend like I don't care. I'm full asshole on nitro.
Henry posted:You decided to ooze into another thread. If it continues, I will melt this ****ing board and you, coward. I can guarantee you, you will question your worthless existence by the time I'm done. Get back to your hole.
I'm on my first cup of coffee and brewing up a new pot. Bring it.
Whenever you make your grand entrance into a thread with this type of rhetoric, I think of this guy:
chickenboy posted:Henry posted:You decided to ooze into another thread. If it continues, I will melt this ****ing board and you, coward. I can guarantee you, you will question your worthless existence by the time I'm done. Get back to your hole.
I'm on my first cup of coffee and brewing up a new pot. Bring it.
Whenever you make your grand entrance into a thread with this type of rhetoric, I think of this guy:
You should you 2nd rate Jaymo. Whatever happened to that Jaymo guy?
Henry and "some good natured ribbing" have never been used in the same sentence.
Cardinals might want Shurmur & Case Keenum
MIN only has Kyle Sloter under contract for 2018 - unless you want to discuss their Bridgewater decision (there is the June 1 date looming if they want to pay him $7mm for 2018). If Shurmur goes to ARI, and that is highly likely, I'd expect Keenum to follow.
RIP Bill Paxton.
Chet: I wanna get to the bottom of this...ASAFP...but first....I'd like to butter your muffin!!
Lisa: Why do you have to be such a WANKER!
Chet: 'cuz I get OFF on it!!
So let me understand this correctly
There's a "changing of the guard" in the NFC because GB and Seattle aren't in the playoffs? Hmm. Those were probably the two most banged up teams in the league this year. As long as Seattle has Wilson and Green Bay has Rodgers (healthy) they will be in contention every year.
The only way Minnesota or Detroit has won this division is if Rodgers is hurt. Enjoy it while you can ****ers because you know it won't last. Even better is now they've kicked Dom to the curb and TTs replacement believes in free agency.
To quote LeBron James - not one, not two, not three, etc.
Henry posted: You should you 2nd rate Jaymo. Whatever happened to that Jaymo guy?
You’re a special kind of stupid, aren’t you.
justanotherpackerfan posted:I have to admit, I am impressed with Bukkake. He knows way more about the Packers than I would ever even care to know about the Vikings (and I live smack dab in the middle of Viking country).
Might be a case of "know thy enemy"...might be a case of jealousy....might be that Bukkake used to be a Packer fan...might be he/she is really good at using Google
Doesn't really matter. I am still impressed with how much he knows about the Packers.
Well when your favorite team sucks like the Vikings, you have to follow a good team so you don't end up sounding like a complete moran (Jaymo) on football message boards.
I just tied a string around my finger to remind me not to mess with h enry 🤣
Very Stable Dr. Jeenyus posted:Henry posted: You should you 2nd rate Jaymo. Whatever happened to that Jaymo guy?You’re a special kind of stupid, aren’t you.
Didn't get that sweetheart? I'd dumb it down for you but that's not the point. Plus, I don't do drooling Cletus.
Any hot takes on the Daily Stormer?
Henry posted:Very Stable Dr. Jeenyus posted:Henry posted: You should you 2nd rate Jaymo. Whatever happened to that Jaymo guy?You’re a special kind of stupid, aren’t you.
Didn't get that sweetheart? I'd dumb it down for you but that's not the point. Plus, I don't do drooling Cletus.
Any hot takes on the Daily Stormer?
“Where’s Jaymo? Hur....dur.....durrrrrr”
You’re talking to him, Einstein.
Hang on, I’ll grab a box of crayons so you can follow along.
*this spot reserved for Brainerd truck stop reference 2739.*
Those two trout smackers have watched Mean Girls a few too many times.
Sufferinginmn posted:I just tied a string around my finger to remind me not to mess with h enry 🤣
There really is nothing to be afraid of…
Very Stable Dr. Jeenyus posted:Henry posted:Very Stable Dr. Jeenyus posted:Henry posted: You should you 2nd rate Jaymo. Whatever happened to that Jaymo guy?You’re a special kind of stupid, aren’t you.
Didn't get that sweetheart? I'd dumb it down for you but that's not the point. Plus, I don't do drooling Cletus.
Any hot takes on the Daily Stormer?
“Where’s Jaymo? Hur....dur.....durrrrrr”
You’re talking to him, Einstein.
Hang on, I’ll grab a box of crayons so you can follow along.
*this spot reserved for Brainerd truck stop reference 2739.*
Nazi triggered.
Henry posted:I’m a little b*tch.
Doubt anybody will disagree with you.
MichiganPacker posted:The Heckler posted:Music City posted:I get the feeling “miscast and misused” is going to be a common refrain when it comes to comparing the Packers defense in 2018 to the 2017 crew...
Exactly I would bet quite a bit that the improvement on D will be very profound this year. As for Mathews and Cobb I don't think either one is going anywhere yet. Maybe after next season but I don't think there will be anything really drastic come their way just yet.
The fact that both Cobb and Matthews were out there playing hard in a meaningless game at the end of the season says a lot. Those are the guys you keep.
The other thing about Matthews is that even if the stupid construction analogy was correct (and it's not), he's still a guy that finds a way to make a game-chaning play a few times a season (forcing the interception in OT against Cleveland). He did this 4-5 times a year when he was younger, but he still has that ability. That's what separates guys like Woodson, Peppers, and Matthews from other players. You don't cut those types of guys if their contracts are still reasonable (and I think CM3 at 13 million is OK when you consider the top guys are now are or will be approaching 20 million at that position).
Why was Little Lord Clemworth in street clothes vs the Vikes in week 16?
He was not on the injury report.
Tschmack posted:So let me understand this correctly
There's a "changing of the guard" in the NFC because GB and Seattle aren't in the playoffs? Hmm. Those were probably the two most banged up teams in the league this year. As long as Seattle has Wilson and Green Bay has Rodgers (healthy) they will be in contention every year.
The only way Minnesota or Detroit has won this division is if Rodgers is hurt. Enjoy it while you can ****ers because you know it won't last. Even better is now they've kicked Dom to the curb and TTs replacement believes in free agency.
To quote LeBron James - not one, not two, not three, etc.
How many games did aRodg play in 2015? All of them? Yep, I think so!
Who won the division that year again?
Henry posted:Bukkake Princess posted:Clem Matthews is the guy that briskly walks around the construction site with a 2x4 to look busy. Doesn't really accomplish jack squat, but he tries to make it look good. He'll come flailing about at an offensive lineman, fly his arms around like he's doing some kind of "pass rush move" and hits the turf. *hair swish*
Overpaid.
Speaking of overpaid....is Randall Cobb still a Packer?
How's that Sam Bradford thing working out for you ****stick?
You decided to ooze into another thread. If it continues, I will melt this ****ing board and you, coward. I can guarantee you, you will question your worthless existence by the time I'm done. Get back to your hole.
I'm on my first cup of coffee and brewing up a new pot. Bring it.
Did you just call me a fishstick?
Brad Sanford got injured. We can use that excuse too, right? Or does that just apply to Rodgers?
I've got a jackstand in my garage that intimidates me more than you just by getting close to my shin when I walk past it. You wear jorts, don't you? You seem like you wear jorts. Probably a fanny pack too.
*poke poke*
Bring it BUCKO! BUDDY BOY!
Bukkake Princess posted:Tschmack posted:So let me understand this correctly
There's a "changing of the guard" in the NFC because GB and Seattle aren't in the playoffs? Hmm. Those were probably the two most banged up teams in the league this year. As long as Seattle has Wilson and Green Bay has Rodgers (healthy) they will be in contention every year.
The only way Minnesota or Detroit has won this division is if Rodgers is hurt. Enjoy it while you can ****ers because you know it won't last. Even better is now they've kicked Dom to the curb and TTs replacement believes in free agency.
To quote LeBron James - not one, not two, not three, etc.
How many games did aRodg play in 2015? All of them? Yep, I think so!
Who won the division that year again?
What is your point?
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bigdoggyjude posted: The only way Minnesota or Detroit has won this division is if Rodgers is hurt. What is your point?
Ummm....his point is that Rodgers wasn’t hurt in 2015.....and.....division?
Even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes.
Or a Viking.
Bukkake Princess posted:*poke poke*
Bring it BUCKO! BUDDY BOY!
Does the mediocrity come in 20 feet before you? Do people just swoon when you walk in and want to eat jello and get a bowl cut?
I'm going to eat you ****ing lunch. Fish sticks that is.
Bucko? Okay. Sit on it Potsie.
Christ your ****ing boring.
Is Rodgers only hurt if he misses games? Nice wild card game for you, don't ya think?
Compounding the difficulty in grading Rodgers' performance is the knee surgery that he underwent following the season and his postseason comments. Just how much was Rodgers' knee bothering him over the second half of the season? How much was that contributing to his apparent jumpiness in the pocket and his struggles going through his normal read progressions? This will likely have to be speculation until the end of time, but it marks the third straight year that Rodgers has had a noticeable injury issue, following his broken collarbone in 2013 and his calf muscle problem that limited him down the stretch in 2014.
Very Stable Dr. Jeenyus posted:Henry posted:I’m a little b*tch.
Doubt anybody will disagree with you.
We'll just give you your participation ribbon and orange slices and send you on your way.
Go easy on the nana nana boo boo's.
Oh, and the truckstop cocks.
Bukkake Princess posted:Henry posted:Bukkake Princess posted:Clem Matthews is the guy that briskly walks around the construction site with a 2x4 to look busy. Doesn't really accomplish jack squat, but he tries to make it look good. He'll come flailing about at an offensive lineman, fly his arms around like he's doing some kind of "pass rush move" and hits the turf. *hair swish*
Overpaid.
Speaking of overpaid....is Randall Cobb still a Packer?
How's that Sam Bradford thing working out for you ****stick?
You decided to ooze into another thread. If it continues, I will melt this ****ing board and you, coward. I can guarantee you, you will question your worthless existence by the time I'm done. Get back to your hole.
I'm on my first cup of coffee and brewing up a new pot. Bring it.
Did you just call me a fishstick?
Brad Sanford got injured. We can use that excuse too, right? Or does that just apply to Rodgers?
I've got a jackstand in my garage that intimidates me more than you just by getting close to my shin when I walk past it. You wear jorts, don't you? You seem like you wear jorts. Probably a fanny pack too.
Yeah, giving up a draft pick and a huge contract is exactly the same.
You know, I'm pretty sure the Vikings mediocrity coincided with your youth. It was like a shock wave of milquetoast just washed over the state causing Jerry Burns to lose his mind and defend Bob Schnelker. Then you got sherriffed.
But I'm guessing you were too wrapped up in your Barbie dream house to notice the total revulsion to those around you. I guessing they got you your own bus altogether.
Very Stable Dr. Jeenyus posted:Henry posted: You should you 2nd rate Jaymo. Whatever happened to that Jaymo guy?You’re a special kind of stupid, aren’t you.
You most certainly know all about "stupid"...
Has any team ever suffered injuries besides the packers?
Vikings lost their starting QB and RB in the first 4 weeks......division champs, #2 seed.
Eagles lose their starting QB in week 13.......division champs, #1 seed.
Saint...I mean, packers lose their starting QB in week 5 and fold like a fu*king tent.
Nice depth! Nice coaching!
Thanks, Ted!
4 out of the last 5
2 out of the last 3
The packers are always injured!!!!!!
Bukkake Princess posted:Tschmack posted:So let me understand this correctly
There's a "changing of the guard" in the NFC because GB and Seattle aren't in the playoffs? Hmm. Those were probably the two most banged up teams in the league this year. As long as Seattle has Wilson and Green Bay has Rodgers (healthy) they will be in contention every year.
The only way Minnesota or Detroit has won this division is if Rodgers is hurt. Enjoy it while you can ****ers because you know it won't last. Even better is now they've kicked Dom to the curb and TTs replacement believes in free agency.
To quote LeBron James - not one, not two, not three, etc.
How many games did aRodg play in 2015? All of them? Yep, I think so!
Who won the division that year again?
Holy hell, I forgot you petunias get excited about a division title and then promptly shank right in the playoffs.
We call that a "pyrrhic victory". I'd tell you to go look it up on dictionary.com but you are the only person banned from the site because you make dictionaries look racy in the comparison.
Even a painted wall told you to **** off.
We both know you're a titanic pussy but I'll offer it again. You just let me know when you want to meet face to face and knock the ever lovin' piss out of you.
TRIGGERED! aaaaaHAHA!!!!
Very Stable Dr. Jeenyus posted:Has any team ever suffered injuries besides the packers?
Vikings lost their starting QB and RB in the first 4 weeks......division champs, #2 seed.
Eagles lose their starting QB in week 13.......division champs, #1 seed.
Saint...I mean, packers lose their starting QB in week 5 and fold like a fu*king tent.
Nice depth! Nice coaching!
Thanks, Ted!
4 out of the last 5
2 out of the last 3
The packers are always injured!!!!!!
And yet when they actually make it to the playoffs (think about that for a second) they get nowhere near a championship.
Summary:
Packers 7-9, time to get this **** fixed.
Vikings 7-9, SUPERBOWL next year! *shank right first game of the playoffs*
Try actually doing something other than losing immediately.
Bukkake Princess posted:TRIGGERED! aaaaaHAHA!!!!
It's okay to be scared. You should be.
"Triggered" seems to be the rallying cry of cowards sprinting the other way because **** just got real.
Bukkake Princess posted:We both know you're a titanic pussy but I'll offer it again. You just let me know when you want to meet face to face and knock the ever lovin' piss out of you.
Do you think this is an issue?
LOL! "Sh*t just got real"!
Better brew another pot of coffee!
Come now Squiggy, remember "bring it buddy boy"? Remember that? Oh sweetie, maybe truck stop Jaymo will share some of his orange slices with you.
Bukkake Princess posted:Better brew another pot of coffee!
I'm waiting for you to quit hiding behind Mike Cernovich twitter wisdom and emojis.
Must've been the jorts comment.
Henry posted:Come now Squiggy, remember "bring it buddy boy"? Remember that? Oh sweetie, maybe truck stop Jaymo will share some of his orange slices with you.
Listen HERE.....BUCKO!
Maybe I could help you make up new insults? Kind of like an 2nd grade art collage?
Does it bother you when special needs kids tell there's nothing special about mediocrity?
Hey, why didn't you post that other IM about me wondering if you ran off because Home Improvement reruns were on or if you were masturbating to Trump's camel toe?
Geez. Is this what you call "melting me down" or whatever you said?
And you're supposed to be the big bad enforcer of this circle jerk? How embarrassing.
Come on BP, you can't do better than rehashed insults from Nazi pricks?
Bukkake Princess posted:Geez. Is this what you call "melting me down" or whatever you said?
And you're supposed to be the big bad enforcer of this circle jerk? How embarrassing.
You just haven't been around enough. I'm in heaven.
See, now you'll go into the "internet tough guy" comments (this is why I always send invites). Then after that you'll just kind of shut up because you know the barrage is never ending brutal commentary isn't going away. Then you'll grasp for anything at all while your chapped ass is just starting to burn like surface of the sun.
I can whittle away your will to live right from my keyboard.
Clearly you're completely unhinged from those rehashed insults. Being a "tough guy" as you are, they shouldn't bother you much. Jesus H.
What a badass!
Do you REALLY think I'm going to sit here all night and trade pokes with you? Just keep going, and I'll respond when I feel like it. Hope you have a spare keyboard!
BUCKO!
See, a good sign that you're a cosmic pussy is you'd do as I expected and post that IM. You know how to troll a troll? I do. The invite does stand though. I love get togethers. We can swap phone numbers on your erPhone and everything!
When you went in for a cell phone upgrade did they tell you get the **** out and get a landline so as to quit making the customers sick from mediocrity vapors?