NFC power structure shifts

Very Stable Dr. Jeenyus posted:
Henry posted:

Says the guy trotting out family as a combo package at the Brainerd truck stop. 

How hammered are you right now?  Are you ever sober?

How bad are you going to feel when a drunk guy kicks your ass all over this board?

Sad day for you.  I'm fully caffeinated.  We haven't dove into your far right, misunderstood nazi psyche.  

Henry posted: 

You decided to ooze into another thread. If it continues, I will melt this ****ing board and you, coward.  I can guarantee you, you will question your worthless existence by the time I'm done.  Get back to your hole. 

I'm on my first cup of coffee and brewing up a new pot.  Bring it.     

Whenever you make your grand entrance into a thread with this type of rhetoric, I think of this guy:

chickenboy posted:
Henry posted: 

You decided to ooze into another thread. If it continues, I will melt this ****ing board and you, coward.  I can guarantee you, you will question your worthless existence by the time I'm done.  Get back to your hole. 

I'm on my first cup of coffee and brewing up a new pot.  Bring it.     

Whenever you make your grand entrance into a thread with this type of rhetoric, I think of this guy:

You should you 2nd rate Jaymo.  Whatever happened to that Jaymo guy?

Cardinals might want Shurmur & Case Keenum

MIN only has Kyle Sloter under contract for 2018 - unless you want to discuss their Bridgewater decision (there is the June 1 date looming if they want to pay him $7mm for 2018). If Shurmur goes to ARI, and that is highly likely, I'd expect Keenum to follow. 

So let me understand this correctly 

There's a "changing of the guard" in the NFC because GB and Seattle aren't in the playoffs?  Hmm.  Those were probably the two most banged up teams in the league this year.   As long as Seattle has Wilson and Green Bay has Rodgers (healthy) they will be in contention every year. 

The only way Minnesota or Detroit has won this division is if Rodgers is hurt.  Enjoy it while you can ****ers because you know it won't last.  Even better is now they've kicked Dom to the curb and TTs replacement believes in free agency.  

To quote LeBron James - not one, not two, not three, etc. 

 

justanotherpackerfan posted:

I have to admit, I am impressed with Bukkake.  He knows way more about the Packers than I would ever even care to know about the Vikings (and I live smack dab in the middle of Viking country).



Might be a case of "know thy enemy"...might be a case of jealousy....might be that Bukkake used to be a Packer fan...might be he/she is really good at using Google



Doesn't really matter.  I am still impressed with how much he knows about the Packers.

Well when your favorite team sucks like the Vikings, you have to follow a good team so you don't end up sounding like a complete moran (Jaymo) on football message boards. 

Very Stable Dr. Jeenyus posted:
Henry posted: You should you 2nd rate Jaymo.  Whatever happened to that Jaymo guy?

You’re a special kind of stupid, aren’t you.

Didn't get that sweetheart?  I'd dumb it down for you but that's not the point.  Plus, I don't do drooling Cletus.  

Any hot takes on the Daily Stormer?

Henry posted:
Very Stable Dr. Jeenyus posted:
Henry posted: You should you 2nd rate Jaymo.  Whatever happened to that Jaymo guy?

You’re a special kind of stupid, aren’t you.

Didn't get that sweetheart?  I'd dumb it down for you but that's not the point.  Plus, I don't do drooling Cletus.  

Any hot takes on the Daily Stormer?

“Where’s Jaymo?  Hur....dur.....durrrrrr”

You’re talking to him, Einstein.

Hang on, I’ll grab a box of crayons so you can follow along.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*this spot reserved for Brainerd truck stop reference 2739.*

Very Stable Dr. Jeenyus posted:
Henry posted:
Very Stable Dr. Jeenyus posted:
Henry posted: You should you 2nd rate Jaymo.  Whatever happened to that Jaymo guy?

You’re a special kind of stupid, aren’t you.

Didn't get that sweetheart?  I'd dumb it down for you but that's not the point.  Plus, I don't do drooling Cletus.  

Any hot takes on the Daily Stormer?

“Where’s Jaymo?  Hur....dur.....durrrrrr”

You’re talking to him, Einstein.

Hang on, I’ll grab a box of crayons so you can follow along.

 

*this spot reserved for Brainerd truck stop reference 2739.*

Nazi triggered.

MichiganPacker posted:
The Heckler posted:
Music City posted:

I get the feeling “miscast and misused” is going to be a common refrain when it comes to comparing the Packers defense in 2018 to the 2017 crew...

Exactly I would bet quite a bit that the improvement on D will be very profound this year.  As for Mathews and Cobb I don't think either one is going anywhere yet.  Maybe after next season but I don't think there will be anything really drastic come their way just yet. 

The fact that both Cobb and Matthews were out there playing hard in a meaningless game at the end of the season says a lot. Those are the guys you keep.

The other thing about Matthews is that even if the stupid construction analogy was correct (and it's not), he's still a guy that finds a way to make a game-chaning play a few times a season (forcing the interception in OT against Cleveland). He did this 4-5 times a year when he was younger, but he still has that ability. That's what separates guys like Woodson, Peppers, and Matthews from other players. You don't cut those types of guys if their contracts are still reasonable (and I think CM3 at 13 million is OK when you consider the top guys are now are or will be approaching 20 million at that position).

Why was Little Lord Clemworth in street clothes vs the Vikes in week 16?

He was not on the injury report.

Tschmack posted:

So let me understand this correctly 

There's a "changing of the guard" in the NFC because GB and Seattle aren't in the playoffs?  Hmm.  Those were probably the two most banged up teams in the league this year.   As long as Seattle has Wilson and Green Bay has Rodgers (healthy) they will be in contention every year. 

The only way Minnesota or Detroit has won this division is if Rodgers is hurt.  Enjoy it while you can ****ers because you know it won't last.  Even better is now they've kicked Dom to the curb and TTs replacement believes in free agency.  

To quote LeBron James - not one, not two, not three, etc. 

 

 

How many games did aRodg play in 2015?  All of them? Yep, I think so!

Who won the division that year again?

Henry posted:
Bukkake Princess posted:

Clem Matthews is the guy that briskly walks around the construction site with a 2x4 to look busy.  Doesn't really accomplish jack squat, but he tries to make it look good.  He'll come flailing about at an offensive lineman, fly his arms around like he's doing some kind of "pass rush move" and hits the turf. *hair swish*

Overpaid.

 

Speaking of overpaid....is Randall Cobb still a Packer?

 

How's that Sam Bradford thing working out for you ****stick? 

You decided to ooze into another thread. If it continues, I will melt this ****ing board and you, coward.  I can guarantee you, you will question your worthless existence by the time I'm done.  Get back to your hole. 

I'm on my first cup of coffee and brewing up a new pot.  Bring it.     

Did you just call me a fishstick? 

Brad Sanford got injured.  We can use that excuse too, right?  Or does that just apply to Rodgers?

I've got a jackstand in my garage that intimidates me more than you just by getting close to my shin when I walk past it.  You wear jorts, don't you?  You seem like you wear jorts. Probably a fanny pack too.

Bukkake Princess posted:
Tschmack posted:

So let me understand this correctly 

There's a "changing of the guard" in the NFC because GB and Seattle aren't in the playoffs?  Hmm.  Those were probably the two most banged up teams in the league this year.   As long as Seattle has Wilson and Green Bay has Rodgers (healthy) they will be in contention every year. 

The only way Minnesota or Detroit has won this division is if Rodgers is hurt.  Enjoy it while you can ****ers because you know it won't last.  Even better is now they've kicked Dom to the curb and TTs replacement believes in free agency.  

To quote LeBron James - not one, not two, not three, etc. 

 

 

How many games did aRodg play in 2015?  All of them? Yep, I think so!

Who won the division that year again?

What is your point?

 

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Bukkake Princess posted:

*poke poke*

 

Bring it BUCKO!  BUDDY BOY!

Does the mediocrity come in 20 feet before you?  Do people just swoon when you walk in and want to eat jello and get a bowl cut?  

I'm going to eat you ****ing lunch.  Fish sticks that is.  

Bucko?  Okay.  Sit on it Potsie. 

Christ your ****ing boring.

Is Rodgers only hurt if he misses games? Nice wild card game for you, don't ya think?

Compounding the difficulty in grading Rodgers' performance is the knee surgery that he underwent following the season and his postseason comments. Just how much was Rodgers' knee bothering him over the second half of the season? How much was that contributing to his apparent jumpiness in the pocket and his struggles going through his normal read progressions? This will likely have to be speculation until the end of time, but it marks the third straight year that Rodgers has had a noticeable injury issue, following his broken collarbone in 2013 and his calf muscle problem that limited him down the stretch in 2014.

https://www.acmepackingcompany...s-disappointing-year

Very Stable Dr. Jeenyus posted:
Henry posted:
I’m a little b*tch.

 

Doubt anybody will disagree with you.

We'll just give you your participation ribbon and orange slices and send you on your way.  

Go easy on the nana nana boo boo's.

Oh, and the truckstop cocks.

Bukkake Princess posted:
Henry posted:
Bukkake Princess posted:

Clem Matthews is the guy that briskly walks around the construction site with a 2x4 to look busy.  Doesn't really accomplish jack squat, but he tries to make it look good.  He'll come flailing about at an offensive lineman, fly his arms around like he's doing some kind of "pass rush move" and hits the turf. *hair swish*

Overpaid.

 

Speaking of overpaid....is Randall Cobb still a Packer?

 

How's that Sam Bradford thing working out for you ****stick? 

You decided to ooze into another thread. If it continues, I will melt this ****ing board and you, coward.  I can guarantee you, you will question your worthless existence by the time I'm done.  Get back to your hole. 

I'm on my first cup of coffee and brewing up a new pot.  Bring it.     

Did you just call me a fishstick? 

Brad Sanford got injured.  We can use that excuse too, right?  Or does that just apply to Rodgers?

I've got a jackstand in my garage that intimidates me more than you just by getting close to my shin when I walk past it.  You wear jorts, don't you?  You seem like you wear jorts. Probably a fanny pack too.

Yeah, giving up a draft pick and a huge contract is exactly the same.  

You know, I'm pretty sure the Vikings mediocrity coincided with your youth.  It was like a shock wave of milquetoast just washed over the state causing Jerry Burns to lose his mind and defend Bob Schnelker.  Then you got sherriffed.

But I'm guessing you were too wrapped up in your Barbie dream house to notice the total revulsion to those around you.  I guessing they got you your own bus altogether.  

 

Has any team ever suffered injuries besides the packers?

Vikings lost their starting QB and RB in the first 4 weeks......division champs, #2 seed.

Eagles lose their starting QB in week 13.......division champs, #1 seed.

Saint...I mean, packers lose their starting QB in week 5 and fold like a fu*king tent.

Nice depth!  Nice coaching!

Thanks, Ted!

4 out of the last 5

2 out of the last 3

The packers are always injured!!!!!!

Bukkake Princess posted:
Tschmack posted:

So let me understand this correctly 

There's a "changing of the guard" in the NFC because GB and Seattle aren't in the playoffs?  Hmm.  Those were probably the two most banged up teams in the league this year.   As long as Seattle has Wilson and Green Bay has Rodgers (healthy) they will be in contention every year. 

The only way Minnesota or Detroit has won this division is if Rodgers is hurt.  Enjoy it while you can ****ers because you know it won't last.  Even better is now they've kicked Dom to the curb and TTs replacement believes in free agency.  

To quote LeBron James - not one, not two, not three, etc. 

 

 

How many games did aRodg play in 2015?  All of them? Yep, I think so!

Who won the division that year again?

Holy hell, I forgot you petunias get excited about a division title and then promptly shank right in the playoffs.  

We call that a "pyrrhic victory".   I'd tell you to go look it up on dictionary.com but you are the only person banned from the site because you make dictionaries look racy in the comparison.  

Even a painted wall told you to **** off. 

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