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these seem to be a big thing now-a-days.  Seattle raises the #12 flag. Tonight the Rams had someone light the flame.  This got me thinking about what other teams could do.

The Packers could have someone milk the cow.

Detroit could have someone break the store window.

The Broncos could light the bud.

Buffalo could shovel the snow drift

The Vikings could have a fan sweep the empty case



So many possibilities...do you have any good ones to add?

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justanotherpackerfan posted:

these seem to be a big thing now-a-days.  Seattle raises the #12 flag. Tonight the Rams had someone light the flame.  This got me thinking about what other teams could do.

The Packers could have someone milk the cow. (Culturally demeaning)

Detroit could have someone break the store window.(Culturally demeaning)

The Broncos could light the bud. (Culturally demeaning)

Buffalo could shovel the snow drift (Culturally demeaning)

The Vikings could have a fan sweep the empty case (Spot on)



So many possibilities...do you have any good ones to add?

 

GB fan in head-to-toe blaze orange does coin flip.

MN fan crying into beer wearing fake blond braids holds ball for kick-off and kicker shanks the fan 27 yards out of bounds.

In Detroit, they open the tunnels only out of one comes real lions and out of the other comes bears. Last animal standing wins.

In Foxborough, fans from Pats and whoever they play carry muskets and march from opposing sides of the field toward one another until someone cracks and either starts the shooting or turns and runs.

In Denver, fans compete to see who gets to Mile High first.

Cleveland fans arrest players for imitating a football team. 

Jets and Miami fans recreate opening scene of West Side Story.

Cowboy fans wear no pants under silver-and-blue chaps.

Cops arrest all Raiders fans and toss them into clink just for general purposes.

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