Sheriffs buy crab legs too. And possibly other assorted groceries.
Straight to jail in Floriduh.....no cite and release or discretion in that ****ing place. Humpin petty shoplifters to jail all mother ****ing day in Dade ****ing county mother ****er.
You shoplift in floriduh especially skittles and arizona...you know what the **** comes next.
And if you don't you better ax somebody
I was given a body cavity search after jumping numbers at the deli counter.
If I type in "Florida woman calls 911" in the Google search bar, I get what look to be autocompletes to at least five different stories:
Raw waffles lead to woman calling 911
Woman calls 911 after McDonald's runs out of Chicken McNuggets
Florida woman calls 911 three times over bad manicure
Florida woman calls 911 for emergency cop to have sex with
Florida woman arrested for allegedly calling 911 six times for no apparent reason (she may have wanted cigarettes)
Raw waffles lead to woman calling 911
Woman calls 911 after McDonald's runs out of Chicken McNuggets
Florida woman calls 911 three times over bad manicure
Florida woman calls 911 for emergency cop to have sex with
Florida woman arrested for allegedly calling 911 six times for no apparent reason (she may have wanted cigarettes)
hey, an emergency is an emergency. I WANT IT NOW!
Originally Posted by Henry:
I was given a body cavity search after jumping numbers at the deli counter.
You forgot to mention something.
That was quick. Florida State's Jameis Winston reinstated after shoplifting suspension
Amazing how quickly a star athlete can complete community service!
wow, did he miss any games for the baseball team? well, that'll sure show him... how elite athletes get the kid glove treatment and quick resolution.
One thing is for certain...the punishment for shoplifting in floriduh is much more harsh than the punishment for rape.
Mother ****er should have gone to jail
Well, that answers the question of where you hide your purloined crab legs. Apparently you don't even bother.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber... Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
Well at least he's denying it
Have any of you ever Uber'd? That story is messed up
Who knew Jameis was presidential material?
El-Ka-Bong posted:Have any of you ever Uber'd? That story is messed up
Yes.
I have also grabbed a chicks crotch too.
Of course that chick is Wifey, however not while we were in an Uber.
So now you have something to add to your bucket list.
The more I watch Jameis, the less impressed I am with him as an NFL player. He's got the moral compass and physical size of Ben Roethlisberger, but only about 1/3 the talent of Roethlisberger.
Jameis is junk.
from a Tampa fan at tailgate - "I know the team sucks, I just come for the tailgating!"
from a Tampa fan after the game - "When Jameis gets pressured or is in the grasp he'll just throw it up for grabs."
they know the truth 
LOL, yeah that speech Winston gave where he told his teammates he wanted to "eat a W" might have been the dumbest and least motivational pre-game speech in the history of humankind.
fightphoe93 posted:He's got the moral compass and physical size of Ben Roethlisberger, but only about 1/3 the talent of Roethlisberger.
fightphoe93 posted:LOL, yeah that speech Winston gave where he told his teammates he wanted to "eat a W" might have been the dumbest and least motivational pre-game speech in the history of humankind.
I wondered if he was high when giving that speech, by it was so far out there and how his teammates were looking at him. Who was the guy yesterday who mimicked him at the podium after a non-TB game? He parodied it pretty well.
Maybe we can send Hundley to the Bucs for their 1st. They seem dumb enough to go for it.
Hundley might be an upgrade over what they have in Tampa. At the very least, he'd be an upgrade as a human being and citizen.