I've met Ozzy and went bowling with Testament. All the pizza and beer you could consume.
I never taught any of them a chord or a lick.
Full disclosure.
The Ref fka Blair Kiel posted:Fu*k that.
I stood in Donovin Darius' foyer once.
Foyer, huh? Nice euphemism.
I smell photoshop.
No way those biceps of yours are so toned.
I hope it's photoshopped. That means it's not your wife Tiger is checking out. Because let's be honest. 2007 was Tiger's wheelhouse for playing hide the driver.
You don't actually remember me relating the story of Mrs. Blair Kiel saying at one point about 10 years ago at The Players, "I think Tiger checked me out".
If you do. I'm scared.
First off, I didn't realize this little slice of break from everyday life existed in 2007.
Second, if she didn't have a walker, oxygen tank, neck brace, or a red and white cane in 2007 I'm sure Tiger took a peek. (Red and white cane wasn't instantly dismissed by the way)
More importantly. I'd like to know when your VIP Pass to Sawgrass was issued. I think we've clearly established a repetitive pattern of attendance now.
You complete me.
For the record.
The missus works for the PGA Tour.
