The Punk vs The Hunk Game Thread (Cleveland vs S.F.)

...because the "Factory of Sadness" is also known as "Fedya's Bedroom".

Hateful.

And "The Punk" is no way to refer to Goldie's #1 boyfriend.

Oh Browns. You are the model of consistent ever churning sadness. 

Fedya posted:

...because the "Factory of Sadness" is also known as "Fedya's Bedroom".

Hateful.

And "The Punk" is no way to refer to Goldie's #1 boyfriend.

Ha ha......exactly Fedya.     I hate  Johnny Manziel part II.   

SF front 7 on D isn’t to be taken lightly. That’s a solid group. 

I could see SF making a strong play for AJ Green. 

SF is an NFC sleeper. 

Take it easy.

There’s actually a pretty good amount of talent out there for both teams. Both teams definitely are no pushovers anymore.

@No-name Cleveland WR.... CATCH THE FUCKING FOOTBALL. 

I know the ball was bobbled up by the receiver, but still Mayfield's fault for throwing behind.

God damn ewe Keel... this if the NFL, which stands for Not For Long when you can't catch a fucking football.  

Ok I'm done.

Well, let's agree that this old goalkeeper would have caught it.

Dang, that San Fran offense is fun to watch.

I really like SF's team 

Whiners have it all together tonight in all aspects.

Dont sleep on SF. That’s a quietly legit team. And I hate the 49’ers. Hated them forever. But they have talent where it matters. 

And the Browns suck. 

Except Robbie Gould.

Did the Browns simply pull Freddie Kitchens out of the Dog Pound to coach?

SF is no joke -- Browns haven't learned how to win yet but they definitely have talent. 

Wifey bet SF to win it all at 15-1 -- true story bro!

Just on that one play, George Kittle broke more tackles than Jimmy Graham has his entire time in Green Bay.

George Kittle......he's one bad dude.

I would not sleep on SF. Decent OL. GREAT DL. I’m dead serious I could see SF making a strong play for AJ Green. This team is legit good and will be a threat in January. 

I never knew that much about Matt Breida until tonight.  He may not have been drafted but he's better than dozens of guys who were.

Polish fullback going down is a huge blow.....freaking knees, always the knees.

ChilliJon posted:

I would not sleep on SF. Decent OL. GREAT DL. I’m dead serious I could see SF making a strong play for AJ Green. This team is legit good and will be a threat in January. 

They certainly were impressive tonite.  They definitely look like they're not going to lay down easy for Seattle or the Rams to win the division.

Deebo would look mighty good in Green & Gold. 

Pakrz posted:

Take it easy.

Saints, Packers, Eagles, 49ers. That’s the best in the NFC after 5 weeks. Pay attention. 

OBJ returning a punt in a blow out....fumble.

Browns dumb.

ChilliJon posted:

I would not sleep on SF

Well now that they’re 4-0, yeah they look pretty good.

Hopefully the Shannahan tree is strong. 

ChilliJon posted:

Pakrz posted:

Take it easy.

Saints, Packers, Eagles, 49ers. That’s the best in the NFC after 5 weeks. Pay attention. 

The way Russell Wilson is playing, I gotta throw the hags in there.  I can’t stand that team but Wilson alone gives them a fighting chance.

Rams beat Seattle if Z makes a 48 yarder. Not at all sold on either team. Seattle’s OL will kill them in December. And January if it gets to that. 

Freddy Kitchens looks and acts like MMs long lost brother.  

No way he will last very long there if they continue to play like they did last night.

Browns are still all about sadness 

Baker Manzell regressed to the mean. Tsk.

SF is going to be a PITA for Seattle and LA, and that's what we need them to do. I hope they at least split with both those teams, giving each an additional loss in overall and conference records.

SF has been the sexy sleeper for 3 years now.  Nobody should be surprised by them.

Tschmack posted:

Freddy Kitchens looks and acts like MMs long lost brother.  

No way he will last very long there if they continue to play like they did last night.

Browns are still all about sadness 

If Freddy is MM's long lost brother and if he gets canned he will be hired in 2 minutes.

It certainly helps when they basically tanked the 2018 season and ended up with the 2nd overall pick.  I mean, it’s not their fault Jimmy G got hurt but timing is everything.

The NFC West is going to be a bloodbath this year.  No guarantee that a wild card is coming out of the NFC North this year so winning the division is pretty important.  If GB wins next week (Detroit) they will be off to a great start within the north. 

He might be hired as a coordinator but paint me as totally unimpressed with him as a head coach. 

I mean, Dorsey literally gave him everything to work with and the Browns are failing miserably.  That is the most undisciplined and mistake prone team I have seen play in a while and all that mouthbreater can say is “well, we need to cut down on the errors” no shit Sherlock. 

How about turning around and handing the ball off to Nick Chubb some more?   The guy was averaging like 6 yards per rush and clearly that OL couldn’t pass block worth a shit. 

Then again, maybe it’s on Mayfield?   Keep turning the ball over and acting like an arrogant jackass.   

The Browns are who we thought they were.  Not ready to make the next step. 

Browns and John Dorsey certainly falling short of the media hype.

Big time 

Baker is a fraud.   All hype no production. 

Love it. Bet Hugh Jackson was smiling last night. Punk looked in over his head. 

Yeah, but he mows his own lawn.

I love that Baker is bursting with swagger and confidence and is a shit talker, but you can't do any of that if you can't back it up. He was a king at Oklahoma and could say anything he wants, he needs to shut the fuck up in the NFL. He's playing like crap and he's realizing that street ball, run around and make it happen doesn't work even with OBJ, Landry, etc. Guy needs to learn how to play NFL QB first and then improve his improv game. 

BM has the tools to play QB. Excellent arm & some mobility. I have never seen a Cleveland QB with that arm.

That team needs discipline in a major way.

Jay Gruden got fired (Yeah I know, Danny boy Snyder) but I wonder if Dorsey may pull the plug early on Kitchens. That performance last night was embarrassing. 

BM looked like Deshon Kizer or Brett Hundley. 

Boris posted:

I have never seen a Cleveland QB with that arm.

Bernie Kosar? 

Not even close. Bernie has that arm & he's John Elway

Kosar (like Montana) had an average arm but great intangibles.  Poise, toughness, moxie.  Very good leadership skills and had respect and command in the huddle. Accurate and didn’t turn the ball over very much.  

Baker Mayfield has a pretty decent skill set but takes a lot of chances and acts (at times) like a jackass.  You saw the comments from Sherman and Bosa and that seems to be a theme with the guy.  It’s great to have confidence and swagger but if you can’t back it up then people see right through your nonsense. 

ammo posted:

Boris posted:

I have never seen a Cleveland QB with that arm.

Bernie Kosar? 

Tim Couch!