I was very appreciative of that fact when I was 20.
@Fedya posted:I assume most of the rest of you have never had a hot 19-year-old all over you at the bar.
I did, he was great
We don't judge.
(out loud)
You were so drunk you thought he was a she, and that he was hot. 
Feyda is on a roll
Next thing we may hear is some friendly banter from Top Gun
“this is giving me a hard on” and of course the famous “don’t tease me” rebuttal
playing with the boys indeed
@Pikes Peak posted:A Walk on the Wild Side
Lou Reed is my go-to station these days.
Was listening to "Lola" by the Kinks the other day and said to myself......"WTF?"
@packerboi posted:Make Jim the HC. Then go find an OC who knows what he's doing. Could probably change that program in no time.
I think the biggest issue is the recurring issue: Finding a QB worth a shit and enough athletic d-backs.
@Grave Digger posted:Oh boy were wading into Beef territory here. It’s an innocent finger in the butthole, who here HASNT done that at least a few times to a hot 19 year at the bar who is all over you?
So now we are supposed to be ashamed over a little oil check? What is this world coming to?
"Spotcheck Billy got down on his hands and knees
He said, "Hey mama, hey, let me check your oil all right?"
She said, "No, no honey, not tonight
Come back Monday, yeah, you come back Tuesday
And then I might"
(Lowell George)
"Urban Meyer pinched the girls puxxy"
"and that's a fact, he got some sloppy top from that chick"
@Herschel posted:I think the biggest issue is the recurring issue: Finding a QB worth a shit and enough athletic d-backs.
They've had a bunch of game manager types that have done well in the modern era (Alvarez and after). They minimize mistakes, play within the system, and win between 9 and 11 games every year with an occasional 12 win season.
They just haven't had the arm talent to beat Ohio State. Coan, Sorgi, Bollinger, Bevell, Sorgi, Tolzein, and Stocco all fit that description. Several of them were at least good enough to stick around and hold a clipboard in the NFL. They weren't awful, but they weren't there to win games themselves. They were there to hand the ball off and learn how to throw a few play-action passes to wide-open receivers every game.
What they need is a guy who has the skills to be an NFL first-round pick, but who is content to hand the ball off in almost all the games except for when they play Ohio State or in a bowl game. Those guys don't typically come to Wisconsin because they want to showcase their skills for the NFL. Obviously, they've had one guy in 30 years that fits that description - Russell Wilson. And they mainly got him because his coach at NC State was an idiot (when you have Mike Glennon, you have to play him, right?) and he was thought to be too short to play in the NFL.
We'll see how Chryst handles Mertz going forward. They cannot waste the next two years of the program with him as the starter. He just makes too many mistakes. Maybe they'll be a grad transfer available next year that can get them by for a year as a game manager type (you know, a guy like Jack Coan).
@Herschel posted:I think the biggest issue is the recurring issue: Finding a QB worth a shit and enough athletic d-backs.
To finish this thought, the issue is finding a QB that is good enough and enough fast DBs that can win against Ohio State.
Since 2004, the Badgers are 1-11 against Ohio State.
Since 2010, the Badgers have had a legitimate chance to make the BCS playoffs in 5 different seasons: 2010, 2011, 2016, 2017, 2019. In those 5 seasons, their regular-season record and the Big 10 Title game is 54-10.
The losses were the following:
1. 2011 to MSU on a Kirk Cousins Hail Mary
2. 2016 at Michigan 14-7
3. 2016 vs. Penn State in Big 10 Title Game 38-31 (passing defense killed them)
4. 2010 at MSU 24-14
5. 2019 at Illinois 24-23 (J. Taylor fumbles)
and 5 losses to Ohio State
The lack of an NFL-level QB and enough DBs to cover NFL-level WRs costs them, but what we are really saying (most of the time) is they can't beat Ohio State.
We may have now reached Defcon 5 clusterfu** with the Jags:
THREAD 1) The Urban Meyer situation in Jacksonville has reached a crisis point, especially in the locker room. One player told me, 'He has zero credibility in that stadium. He had very little to begin with.'
— Michael Silver (@MikeSilver) October 5, 2021
2) Players were particularly put off by the fact that Meyer canceled Monday's team meeting, as he dealt with the uproar over the videos of him and a young woman getting cozy in that Ohio bar. 'He even canceled the team meeting. He was too scared,' a player said.
— Michael Silver (@MikeSilver) October 5, 2021
3) Instead Meyer 'only apologized to position groups individually.' He portrayed the woman in the videos as a random person who was 'just there dancing.' Suffice it to say, his audience was highly skeptical.
— Michael Silver (@MikeSilver) October 5, 2021
4) Said one player: 'We looked at him like, WTF? Right when he left everyone started dying laughing. And he knew it.'
— Michael Silver (@MikeSilver) October 5, 2021
5 Bottom line, said the player: 'It's bad. I don't know how he's gonna function.'
— Michael Silver (@MikeSilver) October 5, 2021
According to two Jacksonville sources, there are many closed-door meetings happening over the last two days in the football offices and none of them have anything to do with the Titans. Stay tuned. This might get ugly.
— Michael Lombardi (@mlombardiNFL) October 5, 2021
Who hired the clown? Did Khan have a hand in it? The only dumbfucks that care about Meyer are the Gators fans. If Baalke hired Meyer I'd be thinking about showing that dumbshit the door too.
Urban has struggled in the pro game…ON THE OTHER HAND….he still does well with college students.
I thought of that, by the way, Bong.
Poor Trevor Lawrence. He should have sucked more in college and fell down the board. He actually may wish he was a Lion or a Jet.
So the major requirements to coach in Jacksonville is finger blasting slut co-eds?
Urban Meyer apologizing to Jaguars players pic.twitter.com/ZJZCKwI19d
— NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) October 5, 2021
This made me laugh.
If nothing else, we learned Urban Meyer drinks dark liquor. That was for sure dark liquor behavior.
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) October 5, 2021
Wonder what kind of "out" clau$e he has if he gets fired. Not a horrible way to self-sabbotage.
NCAA football truly has some of the biggest fucking scumbags in sports.
The hilarious thing about this isn't his full kancho on the whore, it's that not a single player respects that turd other than Tim Tebow.
That would be the reason he should be fired. Being a completely ineffective fuck up would be pretty solid reasoning. Instead Khan goes with the "we don't approve, he's really really sorry" bit.
That's why your team sucks Shad.
The Jaguar players are probably pissed Meyer didn't get them any HPOA.
As the father of a 20-something former Gator co-ed, I can certainly feel the pride that little gals Dad must be feeling this week.
Found on the internet (as someone LIKES to say)
Bourbon Meyer.
“He had very little to begin with” (credibility) So the team didn’t respect this dude before he was even hired.
Speaks volumes. It also speaks volumes that their FO has no clue about hiring a head coach to lead men, not 18-19 year old boys. Massive difference.
After this, it's going to be tough for a lot of moms to send their 18- and 19-year-old boys to Meyer, no matter which college team he is coaching. It seems like the Meyer hire was to help Lawrence and the other young guys transition to becoming pros; instead, Meyer has become "one of the boys." What a joke.
Well… at least he had his finger on (in) the pulse of the shit show in Jacksonville…
@Fandame posted:After this, it's going to be tough for a lot of moms to send their 18- and 19-year-old boys to Meyer, no matter which college team he is coaching. It seems like the Meyer hire was to help Lawrence and the other young guys transition to becoming pros; instead, Meyer has become "one of the boys." What a joke.
I doubt it. American rationalizing should be an Olympic sport.
wow, balkie - that's taking it back a couple decades...
@Fandame posted:After this, it's going to be tough for a lot of moms to send their 18- and 19-year-old boys to Meyer, no matter which college team he is coaching. It seems like the Meyer hire was to help Lawrence and the other young guys transition to becoming pros; instead, Meyer has become "one of the boys." What a joke.
I don't think he just became one of the boys. I think he's never gotten beyond being one of the boys. I don't think the blonde in the bar last week was the first co-ed he's "danced" with while he was presenting himself as a good Christian male roll model.
@Fandame posted:After this, it's going to be tough for a lot of moms to send their 18- and 19-year-old boys to Meyer, no matter which college team he is coaching. It seems like the Meyer hire was to help Lawrence and the other young guys transition to becoming pros; instead, Meyer has become "one of the boys." What a joke.
He’s a hero for it in the panhandle, even if she wasn’t quite 18.