Seems like we should break in the new place properly


I don't think they are going to enjoy their 2013 season. The only question is how will they  screw themselves this time ? - a crappy letdown of a regular season; or another  spectacular playoff choke ?



13 Time World Champion Green Bay Packers

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The Mighty Green Bay Packers have gone to the playoffs 28 times...and won 13 Championships in those efforts


The vikingsuck have gone to the playoffs 27 times and won zero championships


Note the difference

vikes new choke-a-torium is going to have a capacity of 73000 with the ability to bring in folding chairs and card tables to make it 80,000


The New South End Zone puts GB at 80.750 all the time, with a waiting list of over 100K


The purplestank is forcing their fans to buy tickets to a crappy opponent in order to purchase tickets for the Mighty Green Bay Packers game


We give and we give and we give- but their epic suck-itude knows no bounds



I believe I'm cleared for takeoff....


The Vikings suck. They've always sucked. They found a way to suck when they were really talented. It's a mythical gift. Almost magical. They suck when everything tells common sense it shouldn't be happening. It's like an echo in a steep and deep canyon. You keep hearing suck and then after a while it fades away but you convince yourself you still hear it because they've always sucked. It's ingrained. Then they do something in present time to remind you weren't wrong. They suck! They really do suck!


I don't like the Vikings. I don't like their fans. I don't like anything about that franchise. I love the fact they hate the Packers. Another Lombardi or two while they figure out a way to finance what could have been a third times a charm return to Midwestern roots but instead a we think we're a big deal look at us geo-graphic glass prism  house is fine with me.


The Vikings Suck!


This might be a little outdated now, but:

4 Lost Superbowls

Drew Pearson's push off (that whole game was a mess)

'87 Darren Nelson's drop on the goal line (NFC Champ Game)

'98 Season, 15-1, Take a Knee, Missed FG, OT Loss (NFC Champ Game)

2000 41-0 (NFC Champ Game)

PA's haunting call (NO! NO! NO!) against the Cards (Playoffs)

'09 season of Lord Favre, refs tilt the game in OT (NFC Champ Game)
PA’s meltdown after Lord Favre’s interception (This is not Detroit! This is the Super Bowl!)
Or, how bout the qualitative view:

Keith Millard's "guns"

Les Steckel

Randy Moss mooning

Randy Moss water bottle vs side judge

Randy Moss 40% rule
Mike Tice opening his mouth
Mike Tice ticket scandal

Drafting a guy named Underwood with no background check

Childress calling Belicheck a liar on national radio

Childress making fun of Jeff George to national media

The Love Boat

Dennis Green detailing a coup to take ownership of the team

Dennis Green sexual harrassment

Cris Carter not in the Hall of Fame

Gophers and Twins obtaining public financing for stadiums. Not Vikes.

Spergeon Wynn - starting QB in the NFL.

Not drafting Marcus Allen (Darren Nelson)

The Hershel Walker Trade = Cowboys 3 SuperBowl titles
Jim Marshall wrong way run

Carl Eller takes a shockin' but keeps on rockin'

The Humpty Dump

A dude with long, gold braids

One of my most cherished "in attendance" moments at a professional football game:


October 24, 2010. Lambeau Field. 4th quarter. 55 seconds remaining. Packer up 28-24 vs Minny.


Farve completes a 35 yard TD to Harvin and the 4 Viking fans two rows in front of us lose their minds. "You still can't beat him!!!!!", "It's gotta suck watching him to that to you in a Viking uniform", "It's gotta' suck he's doing that for us now!!!!".


Then the replay board showed Harvin's foot land 6 inches out of bounds and Lambeau absolutely EXPLODED. 20 minutes after the game was over the place never got quiet.


The walk out of Lambeau while the noise got louder and louder was something I'll never forget. Just an epic "Eff you Brett" moment shared with 70,000 friends.


The Vikings Suck!

A root canal without a local done with a chisel, rusty punch, dry wall saw and a dull 1/32 drill bit and rinsing with round-up would beat watching a game at the "I had no idea this place had a sunroof" dump of stadium.
The Vikings SUCK!  

Packers have a day off, let's check in real fast and see what's going on in Mankato via Kevin Seifert's live blog!!!


Good timing. Team drills are just starting...


Kevin Seifert

First play: Ponder throws up for grabs in direction of Rudolph. Harrison Smith breaks up. Second play: bullet to Simpson on sideline. Complete. Third: Ponder throws into Jared Allen's hands. Batted down.


Kevin Seifert

That's about his it's gone so far this summer in a nutshell.


Adam (fan)

Is ESPN mandating that you point out any bad play Ponder makes?  That sequence was during a blitz drill where the defense knows it is going to be a pass. That two of our better players break up plays is more telling of the defense than it is of Ponder.


Kevin Seifert

The alternative is what? Make excuses? Everything has tone perfect for ponder to be perfect? Just telling you what I've seen.


And that's a wrap here in Mankato. Thanks for stopping by!


The Vikings SUCK!



Day before yesterday they said Ponder was brutal as well. He not only short-hopped receivers, he overthrew wide open guys by a lot, etc. It seems he might be totally falling apart with the pressure of Cassel looking over his shoulder. Good thing AP wants to run for 2,500 this year, and break Emmit Smith's all-time record by the end of 2017. 

Originally Posted by Fandame:

Day before yesterday they said Ponder was brutal as well. He not only short-hopped receivers, he overthrew wide open guys by a lot, etc. It seems he might be totally falling apart with the pressure of Cassel looking over his shoulder. Good thing AP wants to run for 2,500 this year, and break Emmit Smith's all-time record by the end of 2017. 

Ponder is, and always will be an inferior QB, but bringing in a guy like Cassel is the worst possible thing they could have done. Not only is he no better than Ponder, but they've left the guy they took 7th overall in the draft looking over his shoulder. Letting Ponder build on his limited "successes" of last year for at least another season, with a better group of WRs would have been the smartest move. He has very little in his resumé to build any sort of confidence upon. Cassel didn't go to Minnesota because he thought he was going to be a backup, he knew he'd have a good chance at the starting job.

If I had a lot of money and spare time I would like to film a documentary called. "52 years of failure. A historical look at getting nothing accomplished". It would include all the highlights we've come to love and it would be narrated by Morgan Freeman saying things like "I wish I could tell you the Vikings fought the good fight.... and that the Packers let them be....I wish I could tell you that. But the NFL is no fairy tale world. There's a harsh reality to face....some teams weren't meant to win"" and it would probably win some awards.

"Can't say I'm surprised it happened considering all the time [Bishop] missed a year ago," Frazier said. "Just have to go day to day and hopefully get him back before the first preseason game. We really need to see him in some live situations considering all the time he's missed. We also have to be smart if he's not ready to go this week." 


Not enough stretching