Blair Kiel posted:
Chickenboy of Rubechat posted:
Blair Kiel posted:

Sometimes I read your posts to my wife using  a Gilbert Godfrey voice...she still thinks you’re not funny.

Your wife can’t read.

lol

But inflatable wives can?

What a weird thing to ask.  I’ll check with Ammo and let you know.

Ammo!  Can inflatable wives read?

Gotta give Minny a one playoff win pass after Blair missed the extra point. That’s only fair. Blair missed on a frozen college field with no concession stands because he was between climate controlled collapse and construction. 

But watching Blair stare down the Viking sideline with Seattle after they released him was ****ing priceless. Frozen Spielman moment. 

Chickenboy of Rubechat posted:
Blair Kiel posted:
Chickenboy of Rubechat posted:
Blair Kiel posted:

Sometimes I read your posts to my wife using  a Gilbert Godfrey voice...she still thinks you’re not funny.

Your wife can’t read.

lol

But inflatable wives can?

What a weird thing to ask.  I’ll check with Ammo and let you know.

Ammo!  Can inflatable wives read?

Surprisingly they can.  

Chickenboy of Rubechat posted:
Blair Kiel posted:
Chickenboy of Rubechat posted:
Blair Kiel posted:

Sometimes I read your posts to my wife using  a Gilbert Godfrey voice...she still thinks you’re not funny.

Your wife can’t read.

lol

But inflatable wives can?

What a weird thing to ask.  I’ll check with Ammo and let you know.

Ammo!  Can inflatable wives read?

You should ask your Roy Moore blow up doll the answer to that question.

Chickenboy of Rubechat posted:
Blair Kiel posted:
Chickenboy of Rubechat posted:
Blair Kiel posted:

Sometimes I read your posts to my wife using  a Gilbert Godfrey voice...she still thinks you’re not funny.

Your wife can’t read.

lol

But inflatable wives can?

What a weird thing to ask.  I’ll check with Ammo and let you know.

Ammo!  Can inflatable wives read?

 

Why are you asking me? Ask your buddy Trump, his wife is about as inflatable as they come. 

Chickenboy of Rubechat posted:
Blair Kiel posted:
Chickenboy of Rubechat posted:
Blair Kiel posted:

Sometimes I read your posts to my wife using  a Gilbert Godfrey voice...she still thinks you’re not funny.

Your wife can’t read.

lol

But inflatable wives can?

What a weird thing to ask.  I’ll check with Ammo and let you know.

Ammo!  Can inflatable wives read?

I am surprised that a person from the (not so) great state of Minnesota can't figure out inflatable technology.  Everything in the land of no championships is inflated.  Here are a couple examples:

The accomplishments of the Vikings

The cost of living

And the importance to a rival team of a guy buried on their depth chart. 

Reverse inflation (deflation) does occur when it suits them.  A few examples of this would be:

Minimizing the importance of getting your draft pick in on time.

Minimizing the importance of running the right way with the football.

Minimizing the importance of making FGs to win games. 

Minimizing the effects of a new, roof leaking, panel falling, bird killing stadium. 

I am sure you guys will get it figured out by the time you get to your next SB - unless the ensuing loss deflates you - yet again. 

Brown Paper Sack AGAIN posted:

Packner undrafted free agent rookie tight end Davis Kopplephloffer quits football rather than to play for the Green and Yellow's.  

"Yeah, it was a good experience for me. But I'm looking to pursue something more....um...." challenging." 

I heard he applied for a deck hand position on the Love Boat, but missed out on that plum assignment because all holes were filled.

 

I subscribe to the Wall Street Journal (Jaymo, I'm sure you do as well)

From Joe Queenan's May 25th column:

"The internet, for instance, was supposed to make people smarter and more collegial, but it has actually made them dumber and meaner."

That sentence was written for people like you. Seriously, give it some thought.

Chickenboy of Rubechat posted:
Blair Kiel posted:

"The internet, for instance, was supposed to make people smarter and more collegial, but it has actually made them dumber and meaner."

 

I agree.  See exhibit a: packiduuuurrrr

Whatsa matter? Can't find anyone who'll loan you an air compressor?  

Brown Paper Sack AGAIN posted:

How 'bout them Twins?

STAAAAAAACKED©

 

And how about those Twins fans.   2017 attendance at this point of the season ave. 25,640.  2018 they averaged 24,489. And for 2019 22,079.  Yep, those are some great fans there in Minnysoda.   So STAAAAAACKED!!!  So PATHETIC!!!

https://profootballtalk.nbcspo...r-hiring-assistants/

Packers president and CEO Mark Murphy responded to a recent report in the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel that said head coach Matt LaFleur wasn’t allowed to have full control over which assistants were hired for his coaching staff.

According to the report, LaFleur wanted to hire Darren Rizzi to be the special teams coach but Rizzi wound up in New Orleans after the Packers “offered Rizzi less than he was seeking.” There were additional claims made by anonymous sources that Murphy and director of football operations Russ Ball took a bigger role in staffing decisions than they had in the past.

Murphy was quoted in the article as saying that wasn’t the case and returned to the topic in response to a question posed by a fan for a mailbag column on the team’s website.

“Coach LaFleur had complete control over the hiring of his coaching staff,” Murphy said.

 

What a clusterf*ck of an organization.

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