Vikings Suck

Brown Paper Sack posted:

DelMonte would make a decent 3rd or 4th option on the Vikings depth chart, I admit.

What's the point? They'd still fall short of a Super Bowl with an all-pro team featuring the best players in NFL history at every position. You should totally kill yourself for supporting that team. They will grant you nothing but misery.

Satori posted:

This is just an exquisite piece of video work from our favorite story-tellers at NFL Films. Certainly worth 5 minutes of your life. And it even includes a Titanic reference.

The intro is superb.... and it gets better from there. They just don't make em like this anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhIKd7OO2ys

Frickin' awesome...."A grand team doomed to failure"...too funny

Goalline posted:
Brown Paper Sack posted:

DelMonte would make a decent 3rd or 4th option on the Vikings depth chart, I admit.

What's the point? They'd still fall short of a Super Bowl with an all-pro team featuring the best players in NFL history at every position. You should totally kill yourself for supporting that team. They will grant you nothing but misery.

As opposed to marginally killing myself?

PackLandVA posted:
PackLandVA posted:
ammo posted:
Satori posted:

Green Bay Packers Playoff Record Summary

All-Time Playoffs:   34-22   (Winning record)
Wild Card Round:  10-5    ( Winning record)
Divisional Round:   9-10...     ( not a Winning record, yet)
Conference Championship:  5-4    ( Winning record)
Super Bowl:   4-1     (Amazing record ! )
Championship (pre-1966):  6-2...   (Winning record)

 

Purple Chokers Playoff Record Summary

All-Time Playoffs:  20-29 ( losing record)
Wild Card Round:  6-7     ( losing record)
Divisional Round: 10-12    ( losing record)
Conference Championship:  4-6 ( losing record)
Super Bowl:  0-4    (Choking hazard)

The Mighty Green Bay Packers average more points in the Super Bowl than the vikes scored in all 4 of their chokes combined

Quod Erat Demonstrandum

The vikings suck

BUMP!!

Just because!

Wasn't gonna let this sit at the bottom of the last page.

 

QED!!

I think this list should be on the main page of X4.  And I will keep bumping it to the top every few days because it is perfect.

My favorite thing is that the last time the Vikings were in the Super Bowl (without buying a ticket) was when Gerald Ford was still president.  Yes Gerald Ford.

Brown Paper Sack posted:
Goalline posted:
Brown Paper Sack posted:

DelMonte would make a decent 3rd or 4th option on the Vikings depth chart, I admit.

What's the point? They'd still fall short of a Super Bowl with an all-pro team featuring the best players in NFL history at every position. You should totally kill yourself for supporting that team. They will grant you nothing but misery.

As opposed to marginally killing myself?

Yes, exactly!

Goalline posted:
Brown Paper Sack posted:

DelMonte would make a decent 3rd or 4th option on the Vikings depth chart, I admit.

What's the point? They'd still fall short of a Super Bowl with an all-pro team featuring the best players in NFL history at every position. You should totally kill yourself for supporting that team. They will grant you nothing but misery.

They already did that this past season:

Minnesota has had seven named to the Pro Bowl this season: LB Anthony Barr, DE Everson Griffen, DT Linval Joseph, CB Xavier Rhodes, TE Kyle Rudolph, S Harrison Smith and WR Adam Thielen.

Brown Paper Sack posted:

And you ham n eggers wonder why we make fun of you!

"Well, gee...I really have no clue about the packers chances this year but by golly, Tony Romo says..."

Such a shame you can only reply in this thread and not the thread where it would have some relevance. 

"HAMMER OF THE GODS"???? Really?  I thought you'd be smarter than that. 

You do realize that the VIKINGS are the ones getting "hammered" - both on the field and off. 

And you realize that the jokes practically write themselves? 

Q. Why did the Vikings think there were twice as many guys on the field? 

A. They haven't recovered from getting hammered the night before. 

Q. Why do the Vikings have so many guys on IR?

A. Because they hammer their guys in practice. 

This is just way to easy. 

Yep Ghosts it is too easy.

The last time the Vikings went to the Super Bowl:

Cable TV was not in American homes yet

Apple and Microsoft hadn't formally become companies yet

The top song on January 9th, 1977 was You dont have to be a star to be in my show by Marilyn McCoo and Billy Davis Jr. (whoever the heck that is)

The first Star Wars hadnt been released yet

Disco was popular music and people wore bell bottoms 

And they say they are laughing at us?  

The Heckler posted:

Yep Ghosts it is too easy.

The last time the Vikings went to the Super Bowl:

Cable TV was not in American homes yet

Apple and Microsoft hadn't formally become companies yet

The top song on January 9th, 1977 was You dont have to be a star to be in my show by Marilyn McCoo and Billy Davis Jr. (whoever the heck that is)

The first Star Wars hadnt been released yet

Disco was popular music and people wore bell bottoms 

And they say they are laughing at us?  

Regular gas was still available!

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