I love that Little Danny was steadfast about his principles in not caving in to a name change—-until the moment it cost him money.
Foreskins has been the unofficial nickname for years. Make it official.
Maybe someone here can come up the Mascot or graphic to best represent the new Washington Foreskins team name?
So you're asking for people to post pictures of uncircumcised dicks?
Washington Watergates : they could special permission from the league to have 18 minute halftimes
Washington Lewinksis : (there is a joke here about taking a knee, but I’m not gonna go there)
Washington DC’s : Justice League inspired uniforms
Washington Hamiltons: Disney could stream their games
Washington Monuments:
Washington Reflecting Pools
@Grave Digger posted:So you're asking for people to post pictures of uncircumcised dicks?
Ha. I don't think anyone has to ask for it to be done. I'm sure Bvan will find a way to put it together like he did in the other thread.
Except for that one guy acting as a trademark troll.
All odds are courtesy of Sports Insider:
- Redwolves +150
- Redtails +300
- Warriors +500
- Generals +600
- Presidents +750
- Lincolns +1000
- Monuments +1000
- Memorials +1200
- Redhawks +1200
- Kings +1400
- Americans +1600
- Veterans +1800
- Skins +2000
- Roosevelts +2200
- Jeffersons +2500
I personally would love the Washington Jeffersons since you've got a new mascot and team song built in and ready to go. Imagine thousands of fans all singing "Movin' on Up". Suck it "Sweet Caroline".
I wish I had the skills to create a cartoon mascot of Ed Gein with a Chief Wahoo vibe.
"Your team ain't nothin' but cold cuts and guts".
It needs to be War Hogs.
I want to see a dwarf 'little person' rampaging around the field on a shaggy hog every time the team scores a touchdown.
Washington War Hogs. Hmm...it does have a certain ring to it....nice draft of the mascot, Antoo.
Although, maybe some people will say "Warthogs" instead ? Danny probably wouldn't like that...
@SanDiegoPackFan posted:Washington War Hogs. Hmm...it does have a certain ring to it....nice draft of the mascot, Antoo.
Although, maybe some people will say "Warthogs" instead ? Danny probably wouldn't like that...
War Hogs - The War Hogs Anonymous Association (WHAA!!!) would claim it disrespects War Hogs and threaten to burn down their pens.
Warthogs - There is a problem with the "wart" part. It could help create the idea the team has problems. What team doesn't? But why go out advertising it?
PS. Take this with the tiniest grain of salt you can find.
The A-10 warthog is one of the finest aircraft built, can't taint that by associating it with them.
The Washington Tyrants. Ride of the Valkyries would be their fight song. Firing squads for halftime entertainment.
Speaking of fight songs, one of the Murchison brothers, who were trying to get an an NFL franchise at the time, purchased the rights to the Washington R@dskins fight song for leverage against the R@dskins owner George Preston Marshal who stood in opposition to their bid.
It worked and resulted in the advent of the Dallas fucking Cowboys.
Cowboy's owners have always been dicks, but that one actually makes me smile.
The book mentioned in the link sounds like it would be an enjoyable read.
Maybe I can get that and start a weekly book review thread.....
How about Washington Thinskins? Their logo could be crying snowflakes kissing chinese butt. Fight song- Ode to Hong Kong (Sea of Black). Cheerleaders could be the Condom Squad handling the Uighur whippings and lynchings on off days.
@Thunderbird posted:The A-10 warthog is one of the finest aircraft built, can't taint that by associating it with them.
I know. I was just making an attempt at humor. I actually had the chance to work on the redesign of the A-10 wing. But I turned it down. I was in a good spot where I was.
@LarseeBear posted:How about Washington Thinskins? Their logo could be crying snowflakes kissing chinese butt. Fight song- Ode to Hong Kong (Sea of Black). Cheerleaders could be the Condom Squad handling the Uighur whippings and lynchings on off days.
Good job! You're doing well!
Make sure to like your own posts more.
Thank you. I picked a button to see who gave me a plus vote. Guess I pushed the wrong button but glad I pushed yours.
Such a big boy! Who's a big boy? You're a big boy aren't you.
Which personal button did I push, Betty? Snowflake? Tyrants? Pork trough? Chinese butt kissers?
I'm simply trying to encourage you. You're doing great!
Ed Gein left WI straight for that raw meat-lovers cauldron down below. (Bet Ed's mostly gristle).
As far as d.c., not aware of any indigenous cannibals in that area.
Speaking of that 'raw meat-lovers cauldron down below': the 'Killer Clown' John Wayne Gacy was from Chicago.
Waupun Correctional Institution's denizens look like good neighbors compared to sh|tcago's murderous human waste.
So apparently, for now, they're going to be known as...wait for it...
The Washington Football Team
I thought I was reading The Onion. Nope, for real! They want to be able to properly honor Native Americans and the military. I came up with the answer to that in .05 seconds - The Washington Code Talkers. Now was that so hard?
Based on recent events the "Washington Harassers" seems apropos. With a slogan of "we'll harass you anytime, anywhere". And a helmet logo of a Washington politician grabbing a lady's arse.