Jake Kumerow vs 1st Round CB 😳
— Ben Fennell (@BenFennell_NFL) October 21, 2019
Anddddd traded. pic.twitter.com/5LYR3XLClb
ammo posted:Pistol love of WWJ = Jonny Z love of short WR.
Good speed for his size. Good routes. Good hands. No mental mistakes. Yes.
I'm supposed to apologize because he's a hometown boy? No.
"Only targeted twice." True and he caught them both. And took one to the house. So he catches them when it's his turn in the system, and the system is working.
"But it was the 31st ranked defense." True and we dropped 42 on them.
"But he was wide open." Exactly. Look at the route in Packerboi's post. Sick.
Consistency is the only attribute anyone should care about.
WWJebus had one bad game and one very good game. Let's hope he can keep stacking those good games.
We have an uncanny ability of elevating the talents of marginal players in our minds. Samkon Gado should still be our RB, Ryan should be in the linebacker HOF, and Kumerow will make people forget about us missing out on Jerry Rice any day now. Yeah, he looked “good” against one of the worst pass defenses in the NFL. He also has seven catches on the year! The search is over! We got him!
Wait, I thought I was enjoying mediocrity. Where are we here?
Yes, the clamoring for Gado and Ryan is deafening. 
WTF dude, think before you type. Neither of those names has been mentioned in years.
Your inability to comprehend a simple point is astounding. TD WWJ points out how many fanatics, like yourself, loved the Gado's and Ryan's of past years and you somehow interpret that as him saying fans still believe in them?
Astounding.
TouchdownWhitewaterJesus posted:We have an uncanny ability of elevating the talents of marginal players in our minds. Samkon Gado should still be our RB, Ryan should be in the linebacker HOF, and Kumerow will make people forget about us missing out on Jerry Rice any day now. Yeah, he looked “good” against one of the worst pass defenses in the NFL. He also has seven catches on the year! The search is over! We got him!
Well I can read.
...but not read between the lines. He is making a point by over emphasizing the opinion you fucking nimrod.
Pistol GB was thrilled with Gado as it allowed us to draft Terrence Murphy instead of Frank Gore. Whew! Lucky!
BrainDed posted:TD WWJ points out how many fanatics, like yourself, loved the Gado's and Ryan's of past years
I never liked either one of them and no one went crazy for either one that I remember.
But you are the superior anti-homer and Kumerow sucks. Got it.
Fandame posted:I can't believe there are folks here griping about how many passes our running backs get all of a sudden. Geez, under MM it was, "Why aren't they throwing more screens to the backs?" "What about using ___________ RB; he has good hands." "Where are the passes to the FB?" "I haven't seen a wheel route in years!" Now MLF does those things and it's "Our WRs are crap! Look at all the passes to RBs instead!"
I like what MLF has done by passing the ball around. WRs, RBs, TEs, etc., all see the ball. Everyone is involved and opposing DCs don't know who to key on. Evidence? 6-1 folks, 6-1.
Who’s griping? It was a thing of beauty.
Pistol GB posted:Missing the point. He may not be a Pro Bowler, but in this offense he doesn't need to be.
All of them: Kumerow, Lazard, MVS, Allison, they're good, competent receivers who played their part in a well-oiled machine yesterday, a machine that's working.
And here's this nimrod's rabid-assed fanaticism on display that drew that gem of a post by TDWWJ.
Astounding indeed. Off and running today.
Kumerow will make plays. Totally in corner.
That's a hell of a Squirrel route. Can see why Rodgers likes Kumerow.
Conley is a disappointment....but not Josh Jackson level disappointment.
No shit. Jackson was getting beat in scrub time against Oakland.
Think I heard he only got 5 snaps...gave up 2 completions , one was a TD. Toast
Adams. MVS. Allison. Lazard. Grant. That's your 5.
Does Kumerow offer anything on ST? That might keep him from on the 53. Packers likely will activate Smith from the PS for return duties as Shepherd isn't ready.
TouchdownWhitewaterJesus posted:We have an uncanny ability of elevating the talents of marginal players in our minds. Samkon Gado should still be our RB, Ryan should be in the linebacker HOF, and Kumerow will make people forget about us missing out on Jerry Rice any day now. Yeah, he looked “good” against one of the worst pass defenses in the NFL. He also has seven catches on the year! The search is over! We got him!
BTW New Guy: This thread will likely be archived and memories are relatively long around here, so you should put your position on Kumerow in writing now (otherwise you just look like a pussy and a troll).
You're ripping Kumerow homers pretty hard here, so no getting wishy-washy on it either. About a year from now, I reckon one of us will have some crow to eat. Fair enough, right? Right.
As a pretty funny poster (who's name escapes me) used to say, with glorious bravado, "Mark it down!"
Here's some ideas for you if you're coming up short. (It's updated, copied and pasted from page 2.)
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"The less he's on the field the better"
"Undrafted for a reason"
"Ahhh.. Put me in the the UDFA's and Gmo suck camp then"
"Nice story but this and b.s. blah blah that"
"Out of the league next year"
"No receivers on the roster besides Adams that would start for any other team"
"A number one and a bunch of #4's"
”It’s never going to happen”
"Cut him"
"Our receivers really do suck"
”He’s Brett Swain” (who sucked) “Truer words never spoken”
”I have no problem with giving backups playing time but not when they prove they suck” (re Kumerow)
"He's still a scrub" (page 2)
"Can he play special teams? That might keep him on the 53"
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Also linking this thread here. Pretty epic battle scene that will make for some good reading some day, IMO.
CAUTION GRAPHIC, LOL :
Those quotes. You must have an incredible amount of time on your hands.
Give it up, he has now been given a chance and by not trading for a WR a vote of confidence by the team.
The ball is in his court. I hope he succeeds.
ChilliJon posted:FUCK Geronimo Allison
Good place for this one too.
I listened to former GM Michael Lombardi this am talk about the Packers WR's and he said, by far, WR is the hardest position to scout in the NFL. College teams play almost exclusively man coverage and you have no idea how these WR's will transition to zone, how they will block or how they will run complex NFL routes.
If scouts could go back in time, Geranimo Allision gets drafted, as does Alan Lazard, and MVS is probably a day one pick. The point being, aside from an obvious Julio Jones/Randy Moss type coming out of the draft, you just don't know as a scout.
DH13 posted:Those quotes. You must have an incredible amount of time on your hands.
Not really.
They're mostly by memory so if they're not correct, "Mark it down!"
Who was that guy? It was a good shtick.
I didn't think he'd ever catch a pass in a meaningful game so he's already exceeded the expectations I had for him. Thought he did some good things Sunday (he's still a marginal player).
All he does.....CATCH TOUCHDOWNS!!
packerboi posted:I listened to former GM Michael Lombardi this am talk about the Packers WR's and he said, by far, WR is the hardest position to scout in the NFL. College teams play almost exclusively man coverage and you have no idea how these WR's will transition to zone, how they will block or how they will run complex NFL routes.
If scouts could go back in time, Geranimo Allision gets drafted, as does Alan Lazard, and MVS is probably a day one pick. The point being, aside from an obvious Julio Jones/Randy Moss type coming out of the draft, you just don't know as a scout.
1st round or what used to consist of a day one pick? No fucking way he’s a 1st rounder.
I think he meant what used to be "day 1" (1st-3rd rounder). I could see him being a 4th rounder too. YMMV
Do you have #WhitewaterJesus or #TouchdownJesus fever that just won't break? For the price of $40 (and $8 shipping & handling), you can own a new @UWWhitewater @WarhawkFootball Jake Kumerow bobblehead produced by FOCO. pic.twitter.com/P46mGDPmTn
— Ryan Rodig (@ryanrodigwfrv) October 24, 2019
Pistol GB posted:Wait, I thought I was enjoying mediocrity. Where are we here?
Yes, the clamoring for Gado and Ryan is deafening.
WTF dude, think before you type. Neither of those names has been mentioned in years.
If I get a new cat, I just might name it Samkon! I'll post pics of Samkon on X4, too!
michiganjoe posted:Do you have #WhitewaterJesus or #TouchdownJesus fever that just won't break? For the price of $40 (and $8 shipping & handling), you can own a new @UWWhitewater @WarhawkFootball Jake Kumerow bobblehead produced by FOCO. pic.twitter.com/P46mGDPmTn
— Ryan Rodig (@ryanrodigwfrv) October 24, 2019
Blair, now you know what to tell your wife you want for Christmas!
Pistol GB posted:TouchdownWhitewaterJesus posted:We have an uncanny ability of elevating the talents of marginal players in our minds. Samkon Gado should still be our RB, Ryan should be in the linebacker HOF, and Kumerow will make people forget about us missing out on Jerry Rice any day now. Yeah, he looked “good” against one of the worst pass defenses in the NFL. He also has seven catches on the year! The search is over! We got him!
BTW New Guy: This thread will likely be archived and memories are relatively long around here, so you should put your position on Kumerow in writing now (otherwise you just look like a pussy and a troll).
You're ripping Kumerow homers pretty hard here, so no getting wishy-washy on it either. About a year from now, I reckon one of us will have some crow to eat. Fair enough, right? Right.
As a pretty funny poster (who's name escapes me) used to say, with glorious bravado, "Mark it down!"
Here's some ideas for you if you're coming up short. (It's updated, copied and pasted from page 2.)
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"The less he's on the field the better"
"Undrafted for a reason"
"Ahhh.. Put me in the the UDFA's and Gmo suck camp then"
"Nice story but this and b.s. blah blah that"
"Out of the league next year"
"No receivers on the roster besides Adams that would start for any other team"
"A number one and a bunch of #4's"
”It’s never going to happen”
"Cut him"
"Our receivers really do suck"
”He’s Brett Swain” (who sucked) “Truer words never spoken”
”I have no problem with giving backups playing time but not when they prove they suck” (re Kumerow)
"He's still a scrub" (page 2)
"Can he play special teams? That might keep him on the 53"
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ahhh. I see. I missed this. My name is obviously a goof on Notre Dame’s. “Touchdown Jesus”. I don’t think Kumerow is even an average receiver, and we’ve probably seen the best he has to offer. Janis Lite. He’ll be a special teams afterthought the second DA comes back.
No way Janis could run a route like Kumerow's against the Raiders (the reception that did not go for a TD).
Samkon Gato the cat. Clever. I will like this post.
Pistol GB posted:
We’re all waiting for you to squeal about Furry Janis not getting playing time when Adams is back.
phaedrus posted:No way Janis could run a route like Kumerow's against the Raiders (the reception that did not go for a TD).
Lulz. Now the idiots are roasting their former hero for their new one.
Sort of Whoish, meet the new, white, training camp whiz, fan favorite, same as the old new, white, training camp whiz, fan favorite.
Has a nice ring to it.
Henry posted:Pistol GB posted:We’re all waiting for you to squeal about Furry Janis not getting playing time when Adams is back.
You've got a lot of waiting going on.
Don't forget you're also still waiting for the offense to have a complete game, which according to you didn't happen on Sunday because Adams wasn't in the game. (!)
()
And you're also waiting and praying for them there "realistic wide receiver acquisitions" to come rolling in, since according to you his backups are scrubs who have done nothing but "prove they suck." At least that one will be a short wait. Deadline is Tuesday on that one.
Maybe another sternly worded letter? Better hurry. Gute needs to know how bad he is at his job ASAP, Mister!
BTW, your "Furry Janis" nickname doesn't seem to be gaining much momentum. Maybe because the QB hated Janis and likes Kumerow? Or maybe because it's like most of your diatribe these days and is just senseless garbage and makes no sense whatsoever.
Good luck with all the waiting, Chickenhank! The world is still safe from Homers thanks to you.
