Whitewater Jesus

Pistol GB posted:

Henry posted:

Pistol GB posted:

We’re all waiting for you to squeal about Furry Janis not getting playing time when Adams is back. 

You've got a lot of waiting going on.  

Don't forget you're also still waiting for the offense to have a complete game, which according to you didn't happen on Sunday because Adams wasn't in the game. (!) 

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And you're also waiting and praying for them there "realistic wide receiver acquisitions" to come rolling in, since according to you his backups are scrubs who have done nothing but "prove they suck." At least that one will be a short wait.  Deadline is Tuesday on that one. 

Maybe another sternly worded letter?  Better hurry.  Gute needs to know how bad he is at his job ASAP, Mister!

BTW, your "Furry Janis" nickname doesn't seem to be gaining much momentum. Maybe because the QB hated Janis and likes Kumerow?  Or maybe because it's like most of your diatribe these days and is just senseless garbage and makes no sense whatsoever.

Good luck with all the waiting, Chickenhank!  The world is still safe from Homers thanks to you.

 

I guess at some point I should take off the gloves but I wanted you to think you were doing well. 

Don't worry, I'll get to it, I'm just not that motivated knowing you won't get most of it. 

You could always go ask your not smurf buddies. 

Chickenhank posted:

Pistol GB posted:

We’re all waiting for you to squeal about Furry Janis not getting playing time when Adams is back. 

BTW Way off.  Team sport and Packer fan first.  

Henry posted:

I guess at some point I should take off the gloves but I wanted you to think you were doing well. 

Don't worry, I'll get to it, I'm just not that motivated knowing you won't get most of it. 

You could always go ask your not smurf buddies. 

I'll stipulate to not getting most of it.  

Pistol GB posted:

Chickenhank posted:

Pistol GB posted:

We’re all waiting for you to squeal about Furry Janis not getting playing time when Adams is back. 

BTW Way off.  Team sport and Packer fan first.  

Current hissy says otherwise.

I'll be back pee wee.

History is your best teacher, Dumas.  No one complained about playing time when Adams was in there.  

Hissy, huh? You drink up the courage to pick a fight with someone that actually jabs back, and that person is the hissy.  Awesome. 

Okay Bipolar boy.  Can't wait.

Keep on hissying.  Like I said, I just wanted to make you feel like you were doing well.  

Henry posted:

Pistol GB posted:

 

We’re all waiting for you to squeal about Furry Janis not getting playing time when Adams is back. 

The only thing that is going to keep him active on game day is that they might be ditching Sheppard on kick returns.     To start the year and up until Adams went out, either Sheppard or Kumerow were always inactive.    If everyone is healthy, they would have activated Sheppard over Kumerow as he was the returner.

Now that Sheppard might not have a role on Teams, it may be Kumerow over Sheppard.    

It will be as far as I'm concerned. 

We're getting more mileage from this thread than the "Go For 2" one. 

Well it has kind of become "go for 2".  If you know what I mean.

Sorry but it's like.

The guy misses on a back shoulder in his first career NFL start. 

The crowd reacts...

You go to defend the guy and it's:

The crowd reacts...

Meanwhile, on the opposite side of Walmart, an actual tantrum erupts when the Packers don't make a desperation trade for Emmanuel Sanders:

The crowd reacts...

(All in good fun of course.)

Good recap.

Thank you.

I was on the other side of the fence until you posted the 72nd picture in an attempt to support your position.   Nothing persuades folks more then a good meme.

Ah, now I'm ready.  Big bowl of tonkatsu curry ramen in my belly.  Let's commence shall we?

First off, we'd all like to congratulate Pistol on finally figuring out meme templates and gifs.  Welcome to 2004. 

Where to start.  Let's go with the "complete game" comments that only a dullard wouldn't understand.  Davante Adams is an exceptional WR, top 10 receiver in the league.  Now the game against Oakland was a masterpiece for Rodgers and Mayo's playcalling.  What could possibly be added to that incredible game?  Say the talent of one of the best WR in the game?  I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not but I'm leaning towards good, really good.  So a comment about not having a complete game without Adams is actually a good thing.  I truly can't believe I have to explain this. 

Next, looking for reasonable options at WR to help compliment a young, unproven WR corp.  Again, I can't believe I actually have to explain this but apparently this is the road we're on.  Considering the state of this country I guess I really shouldn't be shocked.  Thanks Pistol for being the Betsy DeVos failure of education candidate of the year.  Anyways, while the collection of young guys (or 5th year practice squad champions) may have some potential they aren't there yet.  The Packers really should be thinking about a Superbowl trip considering where they are sitting.  What would make a good investment to not only help guys develop but give a reliable presence on the field opposite Ankles Adams?  Oh, maybe an experienced WR that could provide a threat defenses would have to respect.  Maybe like a Andre Rison?  Maybe?

Let's take this a little more in depth.  Remember how Lazard looked again the Lions?  He looked fluid, he looked like he belonged there.  Do you know what we discovered after the game?  He was telling Rodgers what routes he could run.  Pretty crazy right?  That means the potential is definitely there but come playoff time that's probably not going to work very well.  See what I mean by inexperienced?  Don't you think having another WR vet would give those guys more comfort and more utility in the offense when they don't have to rely on a handful of routes they do know?  Kind of like how Mayo took off some of the heat on an injured MVS, a spotty GMO and inexperienced Lazard.  Can you call Furry Janis inexperienced?  I don't know but nice pitch and catch.  I hope he gets those match ups for the rest of the season.  Something tells me that might not happen come playoff time.  Let's not Gunter it with WR corp this year.

Now onto the personal stuff.  Tedious I know but I really must insist you quit trying to imitate me as you simply aren't smart, pithy or tactful enough.  You have the delivery of a . . .  I honestly don't know.  I'm actually embarrassed for you and I'm never embarrassed for other people let alone a schlep like you.  Normally I enjoy a good self implosion but the shame by proxy gave me the runs. 

Let's move onto your beyond tiresome "drinking" statements.  If I was an ex-hardcore drinker don't you think I could spot another "I can't do it but liquor man can!" fool?  Yeah, I'm talking about you Pistol.  I personally don't know what gets San Fran ambulance chaser's rocks off but it's pretty easy to see the rocks are gettin' off.  So you might want to think twice about flapping your "I need a approval" hole next time.  Bottoms up or hold the line, whatever the fuck your deal is.

Again, welcome to 2004 you fucking slowcoach.

I'll be here all night for rebuttals as I fire up another round of Borderlands 3.

I'm devoting this clip to Pistol.  Hopefully he can look to Completely Sane Sid as a life coach. 

"Imitate"!! I can definitely promise not to do that.  (The gloves came off after you joined in '02 was all I meant in the other thread.)  

Bully all the weaklings you want.  Come after me I'm coming back in kind is all.  Keep trying if that's what gets you off.  I'm right here. 

Nothing else much to rebut in there that wouldn't be repetitive. 

Personally? You got my stuff all wrong.  Personally? Didn't mean much by the "drinking courage" comment other than I think your impulse to "take jabs" (your words) in this instance led you up a narrative even you don't really believe, and you certainly don't want to get stuck with.  Kumerow, Allison, Lazard et. al. "suck" and we're screwed with Adams down?  You don't believe that. You really want to hope they fail to save face?  No. You want them to win just like I do.

You're backing off it already.  Fine by me just own it.  

How many wide receivers total in the NFL?  Out of how many from college across the whole country?  These are talented freaking individuals. I don't give a shit about myself.  Insult people I admire, yeah, that gets me going.  Excuse the fuck out of me.

Welcome back, by the way.

Pistol GB posted:

 Kumerow, Allison, Lazard et. al. "suck" and we're screwed with Adams down?  You don't believe that.

Go find those posts.  Stating a player isn't ready for prime time or shouldn't be counted on as a full time starter isn't a big leap.  You twisted yourself into a pretzel to say #GBrefs was a slight against Janerow.  That's why you're a fucking homer.  You're so all over the place the actual discussion was like trying to herd cats.  Again, congratulations on the meme templates.

Henry posted:

Ah, now I'm ready.  Big bowl of tonkatsu curry ramen in my belly.  Let's commence shall we?

First off, we'd all like to congratulate Pistol on finally figuring out meme templates and gifs.  Welcome to 2004. 

Where to start.  Let's go with the "complete game" comments that only a dullard wouldn't understand.  Davante Adams is an exceptional WR, top 10 receiver in the league.  Now the game against Oakland was a masterpiece for Rodgers and Mayo's playcalling.  What could possibly be added to that incredible game?  Say the talent of one of the best WR in the game?  I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not but I'm leaning towards good, really good.  So a comment about not having a complete game without Adams is actually a good thing.  I truly can't believe I have to explain this. 

Next, looking for reasonable options at WR to help compliment a young, unproven WR corp.  Again, I can't believe I actually have to explain this but apparently this is the road we're on.  Considering the state of this country I guess I really shouldn't be shocked.  Thanks Pistol for being the Betsy DeVos failure of education candidate of the year.  Anyways, while the collection of young guys (or 5th year practice squad champions) may have some potential they aren't there yet.  The Packers really should be thinking about a Superbowl trip considering where they are sitting.  What would make a good investment to not only help guys develop but give a reliable presence on the field opposite Ankles Adams?  Oh, maybe an experienced WR that could provide a threat defenses would have to respect.  Maybe like a Andre Rison?  Maybe?

Let's take this a little more in depth.  Remember how Lazard looked again the Lions?  He looked fluid, he looked like he belonged there.  Do you know what we discovered after the game?  He was telling Rodgers what routes he could run.  Pretty crazy right?  That means the potential is definitely there but come playoff time that's probably not going to work very well.  See what I mean by inexperienced?  Don't you think having another WR vet would give those guys more comfort and more utility in the offense when they don't have to rely on a handful of routes they do know?  Kind of like how Mayo took off some of the heat on an injured MVS, a spotty GMO and inexperienced Lazard.  Can you call Furry Janis inexperienced?  I don't know but nice pitch and catch.  I hope he gets those match ups for the rest of the season.  Something tells me that might not happen come playoff time.  Let's not Gunter it with WR corp this year.

Now onto the personal stuff.  Tedious I know but I really must insist you quit trying to imitate me as you simply aren't smart, pithy or tactful enough.  You have the delivery of a . . .  I honestly don't know.  I'm actually embarrassed for you and I'm never embarrassed for other people let alone a schlep like you.  Normally I enjoy a good self implosion but the shame by proxy gave me the runs. 

Let's move onto your beyond tiresome "drinking" statements.  If I was an ex-hardcore drinker don't you think I could spot another "I can't do it but liquor man can!" fool?  Yeah, I'm talking about you Pistol.  I personally don't know what gets San Fran ambulance chaser's rocks off but it's pretty easy to see the rocks are gettin' off.  So you might want to think twice about flapping your "I need a approval" hole next time.  Bottoms up or hold the line, whatever the fuck your deal is.

Again, welcome to 2004 you fucking slowcoach.

Oh, the irony after that post. 

I had to say something.

Sincerest form of flattery

a) the Packers need Adams back.

b) they will not go stale when he returns.

c) MVS, Lazard, & Allison are a decent 2, 3, & 4, especially with the RB receiving threats of Jones, Williams... and Vitale. FB vertical is a sick route.

d) being All-Oneida is a nice late  summer story, but that's all it is. Like many, I hoped, but it's not to be. #ceiling

Sure sign of emotional immaturity is always having to chime in, especially with having the last word.