Look. The rival I believe we should all hate competitively above everyone else has been, is now, and always should be the bears. I don't care if they go 0-16 for 12 straight years, they still are THE rival. In the words of John Kreese "Mercy is for the weak. Here, in the streets, in competition. A man confronts you, he is the enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy."
HOWEVA...
The team I loathe? The team that absolutely makes my skin crawl? That I have zero respect for? Whose players I hate? Whose fans are monsters?
Eat shiit. EFF Jerruh EFF the cowboys
Today, it's Cowboy Day on Why Your Team Sucks. My favorite of the series.
Because I enjoyed it so, and because it highlighted last year's playoff game, here's Aaron Rodgers grabbing the heart out of Jerruh and all Cowboy fans, spitting on it, throwing it on the ground, and stomping it in to a puddle of goo.
(And bailing out Dom Capers in the playoffs once again, but I digress)
And, I never advocate supporting this human trash, but I think just this once, I can encourage watching this. Just take it in and think about it like listening to OB and Buffone after a Packer win over the Bears.
And, yeah, this may be an act on his part. If it's not? Holy crap drink in the tears of Skippy as he complains about penalties, and Mason Crosby, and Rodgers. Watch as he self immolates live on TV. DRINK. IT. IN. And, if it's an act? I mean, doesn't that make it even more entertaining in a way? That he's reduced to shilling this horribly for money. That he assumes Cowboy fans are so stupid that they need to be told it was all a conspiracy? Either way, just this once, I approve this message.