2015 Preseason schedule

We're doomed.

We'll find out pretty quickly if/how much Tolzein has improved.

In November 16th, 2014... the Chipster stood on the sidelines at Lambeau and had a front row view of how poorly his squad matched up with a real contender.

Offense, defense and STs all beat the **** out of Philly, laying 53 points on their asses.

His offseason craziness is a direct result of that whooping.

3rd game of the preseason will be a barometer for both squads.

One team signed their own and quietly went about their bizness, the other hosted a chinese fire drill with their roster

FYI....Chip ain't completed the chinese fire drill yet

I expect Mariota to somehow land there.

No preseason game is a barometer of anything, even the third preseason game.

Then why do they play them? And don't tell me it's about money.

Why does it feel like the preseason's over?

Why does it feel like this meme is played out?

He's thorough. 

To evaluate players...and to make money.

you mean...  it's not to entertain me?  the nerve

You could almost say it's a player barometer. 

Well, you could say its a player barometer, but Heyturd already told us the 3rd preseason game isn't a barometer for anything.

Until he said it was a way to evaluate players - which is another way of saying it is a barometer for something. You see, even Heyturd doesn't know the difference between talking out of his ass and talking out of his mouf.

 

If only there was a barometer or something that could help with his affliction.

Heyturd. That's very clever.

 

OK, let me try to explain this to you. The third preseason game is used to... forget it. I'm guessing you used all of your brain cells to come up with Heyturd.

 

Thank you

But I was really hoping for a better explanation of how the NFL preseason works

If its not too much to ask, I'm sure we'd all benefit greatly from basking in the glow of your erudite illuminations

 

The floor is yours, don't be shy:

I have erudite laminations on my kitchen counter-tops.

 

i think

you mean ludite.  ludite counter-tops.

Luddite is just hell on appliances though.

 

I dare you to call me that to my face

Regular season schedule comes out next Friday.

Try to stay on topic boss.

We're talking counter-tops here.

After erudite and ludite this thread could use some locktite. Who started this nonsense preseason thread?

I told you we were doomed.

That's when the real snark-fest begins. Barometers be damned.

Hematite anyone?

 

Ah-choo!

Hermaphrodite anyone?

 

Dollar shave club makes that a two bit whore. Return on investment matters.

Seth Rollins? 

Ryan Reynolds

Back on March 14th:

NORMAN, Okla. -- Ryan Reynolds’ comeback bid to play football again hit a road bump at Oklahoma’s pro day on Wednesday. While running the 40-yard dash, the former Sooner linebacker tweaked his hamstring, and had to sit out the rest of the workout.