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I like to leave the game on a positive note.  One, we won.  That’s awesome in and of itself.  But there was this one hiring manager who was forced to choose between one of two employees that he had to let go.  Jack and Mary were both excellent, productive employees but he had to let one of them go.  Chagrined, he tried to decide which one he was going to let go.  Thinking all night, he decided the most fair way was to decide based on who used the water fountain first.  Mary, came into the office with a massive hangover, aspirin, and made her way to the water fountain first.  So she goes to take her first drink, and her boss interrupts her, saying, “look, it’s really unfortunate but I’m going to have to lay you or Jack off..  Mary says, “ well, you’re going to have to jack off, because I feel like crap today”

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